July 6th 2011 12:18 am
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I went in the kitchen and my mum was holding a knife and chopping and her hands were all red so I thought she had killed something. Being a cat I have no issue with random killings but I hoped it wasn't Josie as she amuses me.
Turns out it wasn't a killing at all - it was a beetroot. I asked my mum if I could have a piece to continue my experiment as to the best vegetable to play with. I rather liked the idea of my toy leaving a trail of red. But mum said no. Whilst she could see the appeal of being able to locate my toy once I had hidden it somewhere - and maybe find my carrot tops and broccoli which still remain lost - she says beetroot juice stains and she wouldn't like visitors to see a blood like trail leading around the flat. She might find that no-one wanted to stay very long.
I got caught out too. I was with Josie and we were just playing and my mum came in and told me off for biting Josie. I put on my most innocent look and denied everything. I had forgotten that I had a mouthful of Josie fur and that rather gave the game away.
Mum said she had caught me red handed but she had that the wrong way around as I had caught her red handed actually.
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I would have like to hear what you thought of beetroot as a toy mate. It would make a really big mess. Playing with Josie is find using her as chew toy is not good.
Little Dude, pssst. Let me tell you something: When you do something naughty you have to get rid of the evidence. THEN put on your innocent look. Works better that way.
If Josie wasn't screaming, then you were just playing. Let me tell you lil guy, those girls can SCREAM. Ingen screams all the time and trying to get me in trouble. "WHAT, I didn't efun touch her." Sumtimes it's efun the truth. MOL