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Toby's Diary

I attacked the dragon

June 15th 2011 12:20 am
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I really did.

We have a small tree in the kitchen and it is called a Dragon Plant. Mum says it is a large plant but I can climb up its trunk which makes it a small tree. The leave are long and spiky and when the tree sheds them they make excellent toys. Normally my mum pulls them off for me but last night I decided to go in there and harvest my own.

It was tremendous fun and I went back several times and mum said I am mad but I think fetching your own toys is very sensible. And I attacked the Dragon (Plant)!

In the night I wanted to love my mum and hoped she would be like Lydia and let me snuggle for hours but she didn't. She said she needed her sleep. Luckily I know how to fix that- Josie showed me that if you rub along the side of the beep beep clock in the right place you turn the noise right down and my mum doesn't wake up and she gets extra sleep in the morning.

She wasn't as grateful as you would expect her to be on that one when she did wake up and see the time. So it was a bit of a scramble this morning.


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Purred by: Ka - zar 1.6.1998 to 25.2.2014 (Catster Member)

June 15th 2011 at 4:17 am

If you want to live a long and happy life with humans here one tip I'll give you from purrersonal experience. Don't wake them up too early as they love to sleep when we want to play and don't play with your mum alarm clock it wakes your mum up so she cam earn money to buy your food. No money = no food. Come to think of it that was two tip mind you if you live by these you will live happy ever after with your mum.
Purred by: Laura W

June 15th 2011 at 7:13 am

dood..scrambled eggs be better N poached any mew... sew we be thinkin yur mom reeely liked scramblin this mornin N dinna wanna trooly admit it...or sumthing.....

OK then...peace out N rock on !
Purred by: The Pharaoh Loki Mahes (Catster Member)

June 15th 2011 at 8:01 am

MOL! Young one, you are learning to train your human!
However, Ka-zar has a point, no work no food. Crazy but that is how humans do they can serve us properly.
Purred by: Tiny Tot (Catster Member)

June 15th 2011 at 12:36 pm

whoa Toby you better watch out what Josie is teaching you could get you in trouble with mom MOl lots of head bonks purrs and tiny cries always get me outta trouble Just in case it happens.

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