March 23rd 2012 10:12 pm
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Despite mama has fed me when she got home tonight, I Lord Scampie, hadwanted HUMAN FOOD something with sustinance I see mama had bought CHICKEN home and I of course went after it, and I wasn't going to give up until mama had given in to my demands, i am a Lord cat therefore I as Lord cats out there get what we want when we want it,therefore we demand it or else! consequences apply for failed disobeyed wishes heheheheeh purrrrr.
I can recall I at first I almost had that damn piece of chicken, if mama wasn't guarding her plate I knew i would have been able to push that plate down on the floor to get after that piece of chicken drumstick, but mama caught on to me, and all mama would say to me is NO! and how I couldn't have it because I had my own cat grub, the hell with the cat grub I WANT THAT CHICKEN NOW!!!!!! I soon after to proceed after mama and just keep being the Lord stinker that i am constantly bothering mama for that chicken of hers. Mama still doesnt let up until that damn chicken is nothing but a bone, but I dont care I going to try to lick all whatever flavour that chicken has left on that chicken bone, mama doesn't care about that, but at least I got what I wanted even if that damn chicken was meatless, DAMN YOU MAMA! I am going to possibly have to plot a pay back to you revenge style for the meatless chicken, just don't know yet, I Lord Scampie do not like to be double crossed or outsmarted.
Well I am off to lick my chops after the chicken bone fiasco
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