May 11th 2011 3:51 pm
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A couple of days ago mama's friend had brought one of her dogs into the house, the dog was named Daisy Doodles, that darn thing was like went straight right at me and after me, without MY GIVING the go ahead for it to check me OUT. Sorry BUB but I Lord Scampie is the one that calls the shots around my kingdom, as to who visits or checks me out NO DOG will be invading my kingdom or checking me out, before I CALL THE SHOTS. So I of course started to be a real bully and went and attacked Daisy Doodles the dog, the mayhem sure startled mama and her friend Lori's who happens to be the owner of Daisy Doodles. Mama was sure pissed off at me for my having hurt and scared Daisy Doodles, mama would not even pay me any attention for the rest of the night, and mama is still mad at me. I tried to suck up to mama by saying sorry and being all cutesy by meowing all cutesy like, but mama wasn't completely buying that I am sorry bit since she felt more sorry for Daisy Doodles than my being
invaded by a DOG! sighs.... I can never understand humans, but mama does not undertand that we Lord puss that we are such as I have to DEFEND our territory and if I dont like some DOG invading my kingdom then I will do all I can to eradicate it including the smell of such an animal. Oh I almost forgot to mention that mama had tossed me inside the bathroom after she scooped me up to break away the fight vs Lord Scampie and Daisy Doodles, I was like meowing like crazy but mama had no sympathy, since I gather this was my time out and punishment for being a bully of a Lord Puss, in fact mama started to call me bully and in a way I kind of like that title because it shows to prove WHO'S boss around this joint and who runs the show around here, in fact later on a pic of mama and i was snapped by mama's friend in the picture you can see my eyes glowing like to flashlights which deemed me as the EVIL looking CAT and mama looking like my partner in crime, due to her wearing sunglasses in the house.

I will always do what a Lord's puss had gotta do to defend my kingdom, after all my kingdom my RULES which means I RULE dont like it you will get CLAWED heheheheheh

I am off to have my royal nap

toodles

Lord Scampie