tales of lord scampie: IN pepsi splat

I was a bad puss this evening I purposely knocked down mama's big cup of of pepsi onto the floor causing a big SPLAT on the floor I wasted all of mama's pepsi, all gone, boy you should have seen mama yell at me boy was she pissed, she kept yelling at me that I was a bad BOY! hehehe but hey what's a cat gotta do when its thirsty? or wants some sort of attention? the answer is PISS OFF MAMA!

Tales Of Lord Scampie: IN: Milk Splat

Once again I was a very naughty puss, what did I lordship do? wellll..... while mama was eating her dinner, and trying to apply/register herself on a nanny website, I ended up purposely knocking down mama's mug of undrunked milk, hehehe you should have seen the BIG MILK MESS on the table, mama was PISSED where as soon as she yelled,"SCAMPIE NO!" I quickly hS darted off like a fire up my feline ass, BECAUSE I KNEW that mama was PISSED at me for my bad deed. Well thats what mama gets for not sharing her dinner with me, so I had to do something, so the next best thing I was able to do is to spill her undrunked milk, maybe this will teach mama a lesson to remember to not only share her dinner with me, BUT to also allow me to put my royal paw into her dinner plate, which mama also DID NOT allow me to do either.

Soooooo soon afterwards I decided to act as if nothing happened and to be a royal spoiled stinker by sucking up to mama, by my gently pawing her with affection awwwwww how cutesy that is.. awwww blech cough up a hairball too much cutesy is enough to make me want to caught up a zillion hairballs hehehehe.

Mama did pick me up to remind me that I was a naughty puss but for she did not hold me for long because I also royally stank due to my having just used my royal throne whereas mama quickly plunked me back on the floor telling me that I just also STANK bigtime, hehehehehe score 100 points for Lord Scampie here, and score 0 points for mama for being pissed off and tortured with my bad behavior, but sometimes bad behavior is just so priceless that I have to stir up something around my feline kingdom here. However, maybe I shouldn't have been such a bad boy because a couple of day ago mama did buy me more of my favourite toy mice to play with, so maybe I should apologize to mama for being such a royal pain of the royal lordship here

Ya ya i know I am such a riot of a puss but I have to start mayhem around here to remind my human, my mama who is BOSS around here.

Well I am off to snooze on my fave spot on the couchie next to my mama as she continually types on her laptop contraption thingy, damn I hate that thing for it takes mama's attention away from I your royal LORDSHIP! sighs......

I guess I will have to be nice to mama now to show her how sorry I am for being a naughty bad to the bone royal puss, especially if she had bought those mice for me as mentioned earlier, so yes indeed now I am gonna be nice to mama tonight to show her I am sorry, but that doesnt mean that my being a royal feline hellion is over just yet oh no no no no...(shakes royal feline head) hehehe purrrr.

Well I am off Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Lord Scampie

Tales of Lord Scampie: In my videos

Hello folks

Sorry I am hardly ever on here, but don't fret for I Lord Scampie is back again, to announce that mama has posted two new videos of ole handsome loveable me here heheheh purrrrrrr. Mama also submitted one of my new videos to a cat food contest where if I win, I can win a year supply of cat food, which means more food for me, for I am such a feline OINK! hehehehehe purrrrrrr

Well toodles for now folks do enjoy my videos and I am off to go drive my mama crazy with my constant meowing.

Lord Scampie

Tales of lord scampie In: happy birthday to me

First of all thanks for all your birthday wishes. Also here is a birthday messsage for me from my mama below:

Today my cat Scampie is 11 years old,its his birthday once again :)

Happy Birthday SCAMPIE!!!! mama loves you so much, your the best cat ever! eventhough you may drive your mama crazy at times, but you're such a cool cat! Your antic never fail to amuse me, and you have such personality and character. May you live a very long time, mama' big boy!

I love you so much! you gave me 11 years of love and being part of my life, you are an important part of my life.I can't believe we been together for 11 years and have been through so much during those years, your my faithful sidekick, everybody who meets you say your the coolest handsome cat they had ever met. I can't believe you had grown into a big strapping panther size type of a cat with beautiful silky shiny fur weighing 17lbs. You may be spoiled as hell, but mama loves you no matter what.

Lots of hugs and kisses and cuddles.

I love you

Happy Birthday Scampie

your mama, Marina

Tales of lord scampie:In naughty Monday

This morning I have decided to be a naughty bad puss to my mama, first of all, as mama was trying to pet me, I kept trying to attack mama and I even bit her as well, which mama did not like. Mama could not understand why I was being a naughty bad puss but in either case I felt like being a naughty boy.

Then later on as mama was on her way to have her shower, I started to bite mama on the ankle which caused mama to be more pissed off, she yelled at me and try to scare me to get away from her.

All in all mama forgave me as usual once after I had tried to get some loving from her while she was in the bedroom getting dressed, she told me she did not like my having hurt her.

Furthermore its Monday today so I had to stir up something today to make my life exciting.

I'm off to sleep and be a lazy spoiled rotten puss

toodles
Lord Scampie

Tales of Lord Scampie: IN: I want food now VS the big trip

Hello
This entry is going to be a treat why? because its a two for one entry type of deal, which is why you see the VS in the title of this entry heheheh.

First of all, last night I really pissed mama off, what did I do? well I purposely knocked down a cup off the coffee table, heheheh why? because I wanted mama to FEED ME after all when I want ATTENTION of any sort that is what I will do by being a little feline shithead by knocking things off the coffee table on purpose, its a good thing that the cup I had knocked down was not full of milk because it could have spilled milk all over mama's laptop keyboard, which would made mama SUPER SUPER pissed off, because then mama's laptop would be fried for good, if anything spilled on it, which means bye bye laptop for mama, hehehehe purrr, and for me it means MORE ATTENTION from mama. However, mama tossed me outside for my having been a feline shithead due to the above incident.

Then about 3 days ago I made mama practically trip over me, hehehe classic, there mama was holding a mug of milk, while losing her footing, because she didn't see me, and in the process some milk from the mug was being spilt on mama, classic scene, I love it sometimes when mama gets pissed at me, because then it brings pure entertainment to make my day or night in this otherwise quiet but dull household. Mama did not see me while she was wallking with her mug of milk, but she sure was pissed.

I guess thats all for the entertainment part of my life

Toodles

Lord Scampie

TALES OF LORD SCAMPIE: IN Running away

I ran away from home, away from mama, because she wont let me rule the house anymore,she finally laid down the law of human terms. Now that I am gone for good mama is now just in hysterics

Guess what?????

APRIL FOOLS EVERYONE

I am ok and at home, there is no way I will ever run away from home, for I love being spoiled by mama

Tales Of Lord Scampie; IN::: I did it again

Bullseye! I Lord Scampie has did it again, I for the 2nd day in a row had went after mama's lunch and not only that, BUT I also went after mama's dinner tonight which was Linguine Carbonera, which was mighty tasty too, heheheh purrrrrr. Anyways mama had taken lots of pictures of me being caught in the act of sneaking bites off from her meals today which can be found on my picture page heheheheheh.

Gotta love human food, sure beats eating that usual cat grub crap!

Well my lord tummy is now satisfied,so I am off to snooze

toodles

Lord Scampie

Tales Of Lord Scampie: IN chow Mein

Wellllllllllllllll la la la la laaaa... meowwwwweeeeeeer, ahem cough cough.... sorry I was trying to do kitty opera but I guess I don't have the voice for it.. Anyhow.... once again without further adeau I was the Lord stinker by sneaking behind mama's back by stealing some of her chow mein noodles mama was having for lunch, heheheheheh, I sure shocked the pants off of mama after she seen what I had done. Soon after that mama tried to shoo me away from her lunch but I wasn't having it, so I once again snuck some more bites from mama's lunch and man I tell ya it was sure tasty, so mama then of course had to DIVIDE two sections of her lunch plate, one section of the plate was for mama and the other was my section that contained chow mein noodles, so I was pleased that mama had shared her lunch with me in the end.

Well now that my tummy is satisfied from that oh so delectable human lunch/feast I am off for another lord cat nap.

toodles

Lord Scampie

tales of lord scampie: IN: spilled milk

Last night I decided to be a royal lord sampie butthead by purposely knocking down mama's cup of milk, why? its the only way I can get attention from my mama, despite i have been already fed among other things, so my purposely knocking things down off the coffee table is my way of stirring up some excitement around here, and what better way is to knock things off the table, since that would get mama to notice me.

Mama was not happy that I knocked down the cup of milk because she feared that the milk would have spilled on her laptop computer which is a big NO NO because if that happened then it would be goodbye laptop and me sent to Siberia(not that my mama would ever do that) but hey anything is possible if I destroy something that is sentimental to my mama that I can be royally punished.

Mama of course cleaned up the milk mess that I had made and mama was sure glad the milk did not spill into her laptop, but she certainly was not happy with me thats for sure, but there are times as I had said before that I have to do something to create some mayhem around here, so there I go.

I am off now

toodles

Lord Scampie