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Litter Box Training and the virtues of ESP

May 11th 2011 10:33 pm
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First, I must clarify. When I say litter box training, I am not referring to my own, or indeed that of other kitties. Rather I am speaking of proper training of humans in the art of proper litter box maintenance.

All kitties should be aware that ESP is the best way to ensure their box is cleaned promptly after use and is ready and waiting for their next visit. I, myself, am blessed with ESP and it is ever so effective.

As to what ESP is exactly, well, it is a bit indelicate, but it is Extra Stinky Poops. In short time the aroma wafts through whole house announcing that you've done your business and informing your human that there is work for them to do.

If you can fine tune this skill, you can observe your human making funny faces and if you're especially talented, they might even make amusing noises. I'm not sure what animal mine is imitating when she makes a 'Gah, gah, gah' sound. But she does it well.

So if you were not blessed with this gift at birth, strive to develop it. Soon you'll have the cleanest box in the neighbourhood 24 hours a day!

 
Purred by: ishtar *proud wobnapt* (Catster Member)

May 12th 2011 at 3:25 pm

MOL - but i am afraid i am too good in esp :((
my person makes clearly pronounced noises when i practise. "girl, you're stinking me into coma." famous last words - at least for looooooooooooooooooooong minutes... however, i am glad the trick works in your house ;)

 

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