April 20th 2005 11:33 am
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That’s right, I am a simple gray cat (do not adjust your monitor)! Not like my 3 vain sisters, who are not exactly, umm, DOGS, if you know what I mean. That’s fine for them, but I have more serious matters to consider. For instance, gray is a very useful color for me to wear, as it does give me the tactical advantage in sticky situations. At night I become invisible, even to my sisters, who should know what to expect by now. I can glide around in the darkness at will, and execute my battle plan, which I like to call “Shock and Paw”. Those sisters of mine never know what hit’em!!

This morning I had a game of Toll Booth. It's great! I sit at the top of the stairs and wait for my sisters to try and sneak past me to get food. Heh, heh, heh. “STOP- PAY TOLL!”. If they let me chase them for a while, they can go thru!

Oh, I nearly forgot…. I gave mom one of my classic HISSSSes today. Well, she was walking right behind me, which she knows I don’t allow. To my surprise, she hissed right back at me. A good one, too. (I have to admit, her accent is getting pretty good!) Eventually, I hope to have the humans in this house trained properly. For now, not so much.

Uh-oh! Must run just now, there is a squirrel outside the window and it requires my immediate attention. Bye for now, and I hope to see you again in the gray area!