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Tales from the Batcave

Oh Happy Day!

It's my Gotcha Day!
I want to thank Auntie's Rachael Bell-Hughes and Lyn Yeomans for finding me my forever home :) I am very, very happy here. I love my Mum and my brothers Rustle and Jaffa (even though he's an angel now, I still remember how kind he was to me and I still copy his voice)!
I can come and go as I like here, I have a big garden to play in, lots of friends and nice neighbours, a big Batcave/laboratory in the cellar and a very lucrative sideline in 'worn only once' collars.
Happily yours
Batman XXXX

Tag

The lovely and very wise Ishtar invited me to join in this game. Of course I can't give too much away about my secret activities but here is a small glimpse of Bat life:


1 - Your Meowmy or Dad is asleep and you are furry hungry; You would...

Ring for Alfred, my butler to organise a little snack.

2- You are furry sleepy and are sleeping on a top ledge; Meowmy or Dad would say...

"Even Superheros need their rest"

3 - You saw a dog who wants to chase something; what's the furry furst thing you would you say or do?

I'd say "Holy dog slobber - yuk!" then leap onto a tall object in single bound.

4. Your Meowmy or Dad wants you to stop tearing the furniture. You would...

Patiently explain that I am acting in the cause of science and progress. The combustion engine didn't invent itself you know.

5. Your Kitty Kat emergency box, full of fur fashions, is locked. Oh No! You would...

My emergency box is full of Bat gadgets. If that was somehow locked I would use my pocket laser and crowbar to prise it open.

If you read this far I am tagging you!

Hang on a minute I was a DDP?

My butler/guardian/bodyguard Alfred just got back from a short break and he tells me I have unacknowledged pms and also gifts from Hooch, Riley & The Skipster, Soc & Lulu and Felix congratulating me on being a DDP this week!
There is only one conclusion to be drawn from this intelligence; Jaffa and Rustle are correct in their assessment of the Old Trout, she is quite senile and not to be trusted. Thank you all for your gifts and messages, please forgive my shamefully tardy gratitude, I continue to learn from my older siblings.