This Is My New Diary by Barney Joe Thunderbear

CONSARN IT.

December 8th 2012 6:18 am
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Well, today I was locked out of Auntie Ro's room, rather the door was shut, so I cried most pitifully and Mommi let me in ther. I like it in there as I can sit on the dresser and look out at the road & stuff. So, I thundered up and down the hall a bit, and these dern juingle bells on my collar make me sound like a---well, one of those bell ringers in front of the Wal-Mart, you know, where the hoomans put money for the poor people. You can hear me a mile away. That is the point, I guess, but I don't know why Mommi thinks she has to know where I am every minute, I mean, does she think I am going to blow the house up or set it on fire?
Anyways, it is chilly out and coudy and it is going to get *cold* tomorrow night and we will have some snow or ice or something fall out of the sky. That would be neat, although Mommi mutteref something about, "oh dear, ice storm mumble etc.". But I don't care cos we are inside where it's safe and warm. Unless the electricity goes out. Then we can huddle all together with the dogs. OH! Yesterday Riley the Fabbulous, the 71 pound puppy, went charging THROUGH the electric shock invisible fence and bar at two strange men behind our house, WHILST he was getting SHOCKED by being in the electric zone of that invisible fence. Mommi and Ro lavished him with praise, and I must admit, after some thought I have decided he is a Hero. It was pretty neat.
Now, to go and harass Mommi at the computer for petting...

 
 

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