November 29th 2012 7:35 am
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It is me, Barney Joe. Well, I thought purrhaps I would write about my life in my new home. First of all, I must say to anybody who reads this do NOT think you are immune to being homeless as you are not---we felt pretty secure and you would not believe what happened to us.
So now we all live at Susan's, and she is a social worker who does cat rescue and the occasional *dog*. If we did not have Susan, we would've literally ended up on the street, 'cos let me tell yous, the average person just really doesn't care what happens to a purrson, not if it means an inconvenience to them. Mommi says I am cynical, but I got it from her. SO NOW, we live in a bigger house (our former house was biggish, but had foundation problems getting worse by the day, plumbing prollems and wiring prollems--we had two house fires there! :O). In our new house, all the floor is that neat wood laminate and you can be a cat or dog and commit a social accident or incident and not get in trouble for it, which we shouldn't anyway cos we can't help it. We have new cat friends--Nora, she is fat and a tortoise shell; Friday, he is black; Lu, she is butterscotch and white and MEAN; and Leonard and Maynard. So add to that our kitties and you have a houseful, but we have lots of rooms and bathrooms and a gigantuan (see Thunderspeaktionary) back yard with a fancy fence. AND, we live in this nice neighborhood, too.
Oh, some few of yous remember when we got the home invasion on our old house? The gunwoman (there was four of 'em, only one had a gun) is entering a guilty plea after screwing up the terms of her drug court thingie or whatever joke that was. We got a card saying our presence would be appreciated as she'll be sentenced---it's been over a year and Mommi is tired of it all!
Anyway, back to positive stuff---I got lost yesterday, in the garage, and boy did I get in trouble. Mommi spoke sharply to me--a lot! I am not used to being spoke sharply to. But once I realized she still loved me, we had a love fest of purring and petting and were all happy again.
Barney Joe Thunderbear (the Great)
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Sounds like you have a place with a person who appreciates pets....moms only speak sharply when they are worried about i so it is all good. Hugs my friend and purrs to you that things get better for your family.
Phantom, Spice and angel Patches
(mom forgot to pick an author...HOOOMANS>>>HMPHHHH)