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Life in the cat lane

I'm cute, and other observations

Hi!

Well, I spent part of the morning chasing Gussy's tail. He got mad, and swatted me. I ran off squeaking. I then took a huge dump, and didn't bother to clean off my bottom (YUCK, who wants to lick THAT?). So, I just went over to mommy and daddy's bed and wiped my butt on their white sheets. Yesterday morning I sat on Mommy's arm while she slept and wiped my butt on her arm. I like to call those little marks I leave "hershey's kisses". Mommy woke up and BOY was she mad. Yikes. I hid for a while after that. Then I went to the lamp that mommy loves and decided to try to shred the shade with my baby claws. Once again, I got yelled at and got squirted with water, so I ran off, knocking the lamp off the table, along with a frame and a candle, and got yelled at for THAT. Then I waited a minute until their guard was down and I decided to try to climb the curtains. Got squirted again. This is getting old.
Being a kitten is hard work. Do you know I have to actually sit and try to think of new and exciting ways to cause mayhem? Tonight I think i'll try throwing a piece of poo out of the box after I go, and then when mommy or daddy come along they'll step in it. I wish I'd get some more credit for thinking of these things. It's an art form. I'm considering publishing a book when I get just a little bit older, so I need to start hunting around for a publishing house. My secret is I never get truly in trouble - That's the thing! I might get a squirt, but it's usually followed by a kiss and a nuzzle telling me how cute I am. Being a cat has it's advantages! Meow!

Well, gotta go. I have lots more to do today! There are lots of clothes in the closet to knock down! See ya later!