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It smells aaaaaaaaaaaaawfullll...............

June 19th 2011 4:54 am
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Okay so here's the scoop, feline folk. Our dad starts pushing the dining room furniture around yesterday, see? Bad vibe. Are we moving?? Noooo....I don't want to move again. Never, ever, ever, ever, ever! It takes so long just finding all the cat friendly places in a new house, plus there's not a recognizable smell in the new places. =^OO^=
Plus there's clutter & if there's one thing we can *all* agree on, it's we hate *clutter*!
Besides I love this house. It has everything! Stairs to run up & down, halls too! Lots & lots & lots of windows & best of all a great big huge safe deck built just for us guys to go out & play on. (Mom goes out there too but it's not officially hers).

But no, not moving. Darius told me to get a grip. He's been thru' a lot & he can read all the signs...this is "portable stairs time". Out comes the big can with the stinky liquid in it & then Dad climbs the portable stairs & WIPES THIS STUFF all over the walls with a brush!!!! What the...? Are his screws coming loose? I was outta that room before the first stroke was laid. But... being cat, curiosity got the better of me & I just had to go back in.

And y'know, with every bad thing usually comes some good things. Dad spread big sheets out all over - on the buffet & all over the floor & sideboard & made humungous tents for us guys! So fun! I tagged Milo & Milo tagged Darius & Darius tagged Bailey & Bailey stuck his claw in the top of Darius' head. We had to start over again after that but we waited for Bailey to fall asleep. He's old. He does that often.

Anyway, I just checked back now to see if it was a normal room again & I think it's gonna be awhile, but Mom keeps going 'Oooooo, aaaaaaah' so I think whatever makes Mom happy, makes me happy. I'll just have to put my paws over my nose until the happiness thing is scentless.
I'll keep yinz all abreast of this latest occurrence.

 
 

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Purred by: Bugsy (Catster Member)

June 19th 2011 at 8:02 pm

We don't like clutter or that stinky stuff either. I hope your house smells good again soon.
Purred by: Trey

June 19th 2011 at 10:43 pm

Yep, I figured you'd know what I was talkin' about Bugsy. I could sense you was one of da smarter ones. I'd like to report that I think he's finished, tho' the smell still lingers. Mom threw open all the windows & got the fan going so it should be okay soon.

But sheesh! He *coulda* left the tents up. Oh well, I'll just have to go back to playing underneath the dust ruffles on the beds.

Hope all your fathers had a nice Father's Day. ♥
Purred by: Laura W

June 20th 2011 at 2:57 pm

trey...thatz what happened when de peepuls paint with paint N knot fish oil...specially trout...if yur dad was puttin sum trout oil on de walls, not onlee wood yur house smell grate, it wood also smell good ! peace out N rock on !
Purred by: Trey

June 20th 2011 at 6:08 pm

You be makin' good sense! Do you know how to print stuff? I could print that idea out & leave it fur him somewhere. He still has two more rooms to do...
Purred by: Laura W

June 20th 2011 at 7:03 pm

trey...we bear lee noes how ta rite N we dont noe de furst thing bout math sew printin iz knot sum thin we can tell ewe bout sew we be thinkin if ewe get sum packin tape N stick de trout on de wall, purrhaps yur dad will say....hhmmm...eye bet these kittehs wood like trout on de wall...mackerals N such werks good two !!! peace out N rock on !
Purred by: Trey

June 20th 2011 at 7:11 pm

Yeah!! Why dint I think o' that? Me, the genius kitty slipped up a li'l there, dint I? I could get some tuna on my paws & then wipe it on the walls. I bet he'd 'preciate the suggestion too, don' you think?

=^..^=
Purred by: Tiny Tot (Catster Member)

June 21st 2011 at 1:54 am

Paint on the walls? ummm we don't know that one in the two years we been here, no new paint has been put on the walls, well the tag game sure did sound like tons of cat fun.


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