Dr. House

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Home:Iowa City, a  [I have a diary!]  
Age: 11 Years   Sex: Male   Weight: 25 lbs.

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Evil Bastard!!!

Kitty Complexion:
sleepyvery active
not curiousvery curious
not vocalvery vocal

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Quick Bio:
-mixed breed-cat rescue

May 7th 2005

Tabby and White

Wrestling with my daughter Gigi.

Being treated like an idiot. I know what I'm doing!

Favorite Toy:
Small and simple crocheted toys and jingle balls.

Favorite Nap Spot:
On my rainbow crochet blanket at the end of the bed. Sleeping next to the computer. Sleeping in Sami's knitting box- she needs to find a more interesting hobby anyway.

Favorite Food:
Sampling your food and then critiquing it.

Has been teaching C.S.L, Cat as a Second Language for 5yrs.


Arrival Story:
My mom worked at a vet clinic and often times people would abandon animals in front of the clinic only to be discovered in the morning. This is the case with Dr.House who was discovered as a kitten with his three brothers in a rabbit cage in front of the clinic. It was cold and rainy the night before and they had been left at the front door unprotected from the elements. Dr.House was immediately a favorite including me after I got done with school at the end of the day and would come to the clinic to help. My mom brought him home as a present after his fleas, ear mites, skin infection and worms were cleared up. We has him for two years before we brought home another pet who soon became the love of his life. A black lab named Ben who was adopted and they instantly fell in love and remained at loving couple for years and even adopting the sickly kitten I brought home named Gigi. Dr.House is finally moving on from his depression at Ben's unfortunate and sudden death and spending more time doing whist he does best- playing with they're child, teaching cat as a second language and reading romances.

Dr. House lost one of his nine lives after he broke at $400 limited edition collectable Star Trek glass during a fight with his roommate on purpose. He has yet to apologize.

Lives Remaining:
7 of 9

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The Last Forum I Posted In:
Has anyone thought of dog and cat dating?

Fun Things::
Felis Cattus, is your taxonomic nomenclature, an endothermic quadruped carnivorous by nature? Your visual, olfactory and auditory senses contribute to your hunting skills, and natural defenses. I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations, a singular development of cat communications that obviates your basic hedonistic predilection for a rhythmic stroking of your fur, to demonstrate affection. A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents; you would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance. And when not being utilized to aide in locomotion, it often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion. O Spot, the complex levels of behaviour you display connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array. And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend, I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend. ~Data (Star Trek: TNG) Funny Pictures - Fat Cat Facebook
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January 31st 2011 More than 6 years!

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Simple Acts Of Kindness

April 6th 2011 7:36 pm
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My Roommate has a migraine from all the stress and anxiety in her life (which I suspect is canine related) and has taken to her bed. Now I usually don't permit her use of the bed during the day since that is my time to sleep and to allow a human to use their bed unhindered any time of the day promotes laziness (which is common in the species). But I'm not without a heart so she is laying on her bed and I am laying across her face. It is after all the only decent way to heal a migraine (or any head related ailment). She keeps complaining she can't breath and I'm annoying her but humans are after all whiners and require a firm paw to force them to do what you want for their own good. After all, it's the simple acts of kindness that matter and show that us cats care...even if you people don't appreciate it.


You Look Fat When You Cry- Rantings of a Sarcastic Cat

March 28th 2011 1:53 am
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My Roommate was complaining about her weight today. Can't imagine why, she looks good enough for a human, and besides; more weight equals a softer place to sleep and she gets to eat what she wants- so it's a win-win situation as far as I'm concerned.
But oh no! she has to go and change our wonderful situation with diet talk and some sick ritual called spring cleaning.
As cats, we care about our people and know very well you can't take care of yourselves (which is why we're bossy, it's for your own good) and anything that makes life difficult for you, concerns us and makes us sad. This include such things that also screw up our routines and sleeping places such as above; spring cleaning and diets.
First of all, why diet? Isn't it better to live a short, happy life cuddled up on the couch with your beloved feline (oh loves you and knows best) then to be out in the cold, unhappy, dangerous world getting all skinny and bony (an uncomfortable I might add). Also, Spring cleaning is a terrible ritual and should be banned because it stresses you out and makes us unhappy. I'll have you know they we enjoy sleeping in the Easter basket you've had on your desk for the past 3yrs (you'll need it once you get rid of it). We enjoy hiding our collection of forgotten hair ties and rubber-bands under the bed.
Speaking to you as a cat that cares: Get fat and stop cleaning house and your feline will love you for it. (except the litter box- that's none negotiable)

*Dr.House Cat*

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