The brown paper bag

The human's brought home a GREAT bed for me!!! This oversized brown paper bag!! It makes all kinds of great noises, except they figured out that I hide in there. I don't know how they know!! I realize that it makes noise when I go into it, but that shouldnt clue them in. Ugh! NOW what do I do.. I think it's time to chase some kibble around the kitchen again, thats always fun!

ARG! My life is *so* hard!!! I eat whenever I want, sleep whenever I want and what happens?! I GET woken up for no good reason!! I understand if the human wants to come into the bedroom, but cant she at *least* be quiet about it?! There are only so many hours in a day ya know! I have only slept13 hours today so far.. Ugh I am SO tired.. Time to go find a good hiding place where I can catch a few more zzzz's