April 16th 2013 8:09 am
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You may have heard by now; after all, this is, like, an historic event!
Drum roll, please… Jezebel Dreamgirl #29 is turning 20!!!
That’s right, folks. That svelte, petite 7 lb (7 lbs???) tortie beauty, member of Catster since 2009, 1000’s of friends, winner of too many awards to mention – including CAT OF THE WEEK (they’ve never made ME Cat of the Week…), never met a Fancy Feast she didn’t like – THAT Jezebel.
In honor of this occasion, we have sent our best covert operative to get the juicy details on the Diva. Give a bow, Mister Zachery Byrne (Who’s your Daddy!!!) Bond ! The results he came up with are interesting and revealing, to say the least. Here are a few of Zach’s notes and photos:
Whitley dog and Jez
The April fools day joke 2009 "I hate Fancy Feast now" diary – the real story is very different. Apparently, she has friends with connections…
Her idol: "Definitely Bucky Katt from Get Fuzzy. There's a cat with attitude!" …and an appetite.
Was Maurice really to blame?!
[Link to the Christmas diary here.]
The truth will out…"Well, I broke my good record when I decided to spray a pair of shorts and some laundry. I don't see why they blame ME, Maurice was the one who used MY litterbox? How am I supposed to use it after that, even if it has been cleaned???"
She's a not so great escape artist (always getting caught now that she's older) – Zach missed getting this shot because he fell off the trashcan…
One final photo collected just to let you know our Jez can relax and have a good time like the rest of us:
Jez lets her hair down
A very Happy FancyFeast-filled Birthday, Jezebel!!!
MOL, dis was pretty funny! Thanks a lot!
This was a great tribute to a SUPER-STAR kitty. HAPPY BIRSDAY, JEZEBEL!!!
Don't forget to thank your snack-pack Zach for spying on you - MOL!
Oh, Snack Pack will get his thanks too. :)
That's my colorful baby enjoying her life like only she can! Happy Birthday darling, I hope it's a great one. (oh and I'm counting the seconds till I hear from you)
Sammie, love ya and all but you didn't have to tell everyone I fell.
Oh shoot - you didn't say I wasn't supposed to tell. Besides, every once and a while, we like to know you can muck things up with the best of us - MOL!
I offer a toast!
Today, and always, we SALUTE the Superstar Diva of Catster!! Nobody else can carry it(and a basket of FF) quite the way YOU do. You are one in a million and we LOVE your style, your wit, and your loyalty(again, to FF!) as much as
WE LOVE YOU, JEZ!!!! You are what everykitty strives to be, and what mamakitties teach their kittens to be!!
Happy 20, which is the new 14!!!
Luv Always, Tink, Snow,
and all your furriends at Catster!!
You're the best!
Sorry, but I HAD to do that after your awesome and funny tribute to Jez!!! I will never forget when we told Fancy Feast to read her diary, and they came back with: "Of COURSE - We'd LOVE to!!!
Well, done, good kitty!! We love you too!!
Great toast, Tink! Did you guys really write Fancy Feast and tell them that Jezebel was a FF addict, and then they sent her a gift basket?
We had to sneak around to try to get the address, but it was Eva who managed to get it. She told them she was into the cheddar flavors at that time, and they said: "Yes, we have it full of that because we read it in her diary!"
NO WAY were they going to take a chance on disappointing THIS kitty!! MOL!
That is priceless! MOL!!!
They definitely did not disappoint! My momma was shocked when she saw it - it was one of the biggest surprises she's ever gotten.
I LOVE it!!! What fun!
We were afraid we were gonna have to start a campaign on Catster, but we wanted it to be a surprise, so a few of us contacted FF PR, and they agreed right away after they read her diary!
Great surprise! That was cool, folks!
I remember how surprised you were Jez.
Happy Birthday! Tink is right. 20 is the new 14. Enjoy!
Happy birthday to Jezebel! Good spy work, Zach! And good fun, Samhain!
MOL~! We so enjoyed readin' dis diary, Samhain~! Great piccies o' sweet Jezzie~! We're so purroud o' our dear furiend! 20 yrs is PAWSOME~! U look great sweetie~ Oh 'n Zach U r a furry good spy~!! Tink we KNOW how mush Jez love's her FF~! We love's our furiends~! Purrfect stuff'z~!
I'm so late to the party! Stooopid mamma, working way too hard to keep me in the funs! This is an awesome tribute to our gal-pal JEZ!