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Who's the bully?

March 22nd 2013 1:44 pm
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Okay so I get this idea from Diamond bulling us away from our wet foodies this morning. Time to rat out your fam.

1) who's the food bully?
2) who's the litter box Stalker?
3) who's the peeps lap hog?
4) who claims the top of the fridge?
5) who's the angel who just goes with the flow?

1) my fam.... Di and Zach are the food bullies, Zach is the main litter box stalker, I am the lap hog,
4) Zach put his flag on the fridge years ago and Gris and I usually go with the flow.

Extra notes: Gris hates us invading his space..... He bites if doesn't want you there.

 
Purred by: Simone (Catster Member)

March 22nd 2013 at 1:57 pm

Oh man, this one is so easy! hehehe!

1) who's the food bully? RIVER! Jerk! Won't let me eat until he's gorged his little squeaky face!
2) who's the litter box Stalker? RIVER AGAIN! Jerk, follows me everywhere!
3) who's the peeps lap hog? RIV... oh wait... me! hehehe! MY MOMMY LAP!
4) who claims the top of the fridge? River, I don't jump high because I don't have front claws.
5) who's the angel who just goes with the flow? errr... daddy? Definitely not me and River, but I guess it would be me. I adjust much faster to changes than River. I give a couple of angry MRATS and then go find my favorite napping spot and sleep, even big changes like moving and stuff!
Purred by: Natasha (Catster Member)

March 22nd 2013 at 2:24 pm

1) who's the food bully? LUKE

2) who's the litter box Stalker? LUKE

3) who's the peeps lap hog? Tie between LUKE & TULLY, but TULLY has always been a lap hog, whereas LUKE has just recently started being one, usually when he's cold and wants some warmth....they only sit on Mom's lap, however, nobody else...

4) who claims the top of the fridge? TULLY

5) who's the angel who just goes with the flow? I wouldn't say I'm an angel, but Mom says I am the easiest cat because I don't demand very much, I'm very quiet most of the time, and I hang out with the peeps and other cats without causing too much trouble...the only time I am not quiet is when I get the zoomies and run like a speed demon through the house knocking things over and skidding across the wood floors...I never said I was an angel, MOL!
Purred by: Zoe Kona Sunshine DG#2 (Catster Member)

March 22nd 2013 at 2:36 pm

River sounds like a bully... A loveable bully but a bully.

Natasha, MOL!!!! You need a tshirt saying "im no angel, I just look like it."
Purred by: Blizzard AKA The Catfather (Catster Member)

March 22nd 2013 at 3:00 pm

okays, i tries
the food bully? dat be Gypsy
head in 1st bowl that comes down

stalker?
Kringle!
even tried sniffing Panda while she was in there, she pooped on his nose!!

Lap hog
Dat a tie with Kringle and Spot
top of fridge...noone, wees knows bwtter!

goes with da flow?
dat be old man. Way too easy going!
Purred by: Zoe Kona Sunshine DG#2 (Catster Member)

March 22nd 2013 at 3:39 pm

Poor Kringle!
Purred by: River (Catster Member)

March 22nd 2013 at 3:48 pm

I'm not a bully! I'm a sweetie pie! Mommy always says so!
Purred by: Ingen (Catster Member)

March 22nd 2013 at 3:50 pm

1) who's the food bully? is prolly me, specially if is lunshmeats er Doritos. I pushes Novi & lil Bear 'way from lunshmeats. MOL
2) who's the litter box Stalker? lil Bear. He can' waits ta eats our "kitty cookies". 'SGUSTING!!!
3) who's the peeps lap hog? NOVI
4) who claims the top of the fridge? No fur.
5) who's the angel who just goes with the flow? ME of course. MOL
Purred by: Zachery Tristan (Catster Member)

March 22nd 2013 at 4:12 pm

I'm not a bully either River, the girls are just jealous.
Purred by: Zoe Kona Sunshine DG#2 (Catster Member)

March 22nd 2013 at 4:14 pm

Ingen, we have to keep Buddy out of our litter boxes for the same reason. Yuck!!
Purred by: MILO BLUE EYES DB# 73 (Catster Member)

March 22nd 2013 at 4:27 pm

1) who's the food bully? MALLEE of course!! But she does leaf me some 'n we haz TWO food bowls, good thang!!
2) who's the litter box Stalker? We don't haz doggies but Mallee stalks 'n screetches da linin' all da time!!
3) who's the peeps lap hog? MALLEE
4) who claims the top of the fridge? We don't go dere
5) who's the angel who just goes with the flow? Dat would be ME, MILO~! I always go wif da flow 'n I too eazy goin' mom sez!!
Purred by: Crouton DB # 179A (Catster Member)

March 22nd 2013 at 8:07 pm

1) who's the food bully?
We all have our own feeding "stations." But Czar and Pistachio share a station and Pistachio is definitely the food hog. And no kitty foods can ever sit on the floor 'cause the fat little dog who is on a vet-recommended diet will eat our food. -oh, that's our brofur Jack.

2) who's the litter box Stalker? Czar, especially if it's Calísta in the litter. He just likes to piss her off.

3) who's the peeps lap hog? Mom and Dad are both moving targets really...but Calísta, who is not a lap-kitty, claims about a 10 foot radius around mom, but if mom does sit down when Calísta isn't around, then Pistachio, Czar and Jack all pile on mom's lap a once, then I sit by her shoulder.

4) who claims the top of the fridge? non of us really, sometimes me.

5) who's the angel who just goes with the flow? Me of course! Oh, and the German-shepherd mix--go figure.
Purred by: Czar DB#179c (Catster Member)

March 22nd 2013 at 8:12 pm

Whatever Crouton-

There was not a question on here about who beats up on who.

That would be Crouton beating up on me.

And Crouton taking my food.

And Crouton hogging grandma's lap.

And Crouton just being a daily mob-boss.

The dog is definitely nicer.
Purred by: Crouton DB # 179A (Catster Member)

March 22nd 2013 at 8:13 pm

I don't beat you up unless you deserve it Czar. I'm just doing my job. I just keep the peace.
Purred by: Zoe Kona Sunshine DG#2 (Catster Member)

March 23rd 2013 at 5:23 am

Milo, you are just chill because it was just you for so long. And Mallee being young means she hasn't learned her manners yet. I know for a fact what kits are like... Gris hasn't learned his yet but he is pretty chill too.
Purred by: Zoe Kona Sunshine DG#2 (Catster Member)

March 23rd 2013 at 5:34 am

Czar, really we cover Moms lap, chest, butt, legs whatever. Zach, Diamond and I. Gris is showing the typical Maine Coon traits of not being a lap kitty but always nearby, like on the back of the sofa. People love how we all have to get on the loveseat with Mom.

Crouton, sweetie, love bug be nice to your elders, give them a little slack. You do know they are calling you a whipper snapper and young punk behind your back, right?
Purred by: Angel Onyx (Catster Member)

March 23rd 2013 at 9:20 am

I will have to answer for my earth fursibs, since they would never be honest about such things.

1. Jasper is the food bully. Everybody has a personal dish, but he will nose his way into anybody else's if he thinks they have a single crumb more food than he does. Or if their food just looks better. Or if he's finished his own already and is still hungry. Or if he just feels like it.

2. No litter box stalkers in the house. However, Bear will hover nearby when Mom is cleaning the boxes, so that he can be the first to scratch around in the fresh litter.

3. Severian is the lap hog, without a doubt.

4. Nobody gets on top of the fridge. It's in the pantry, away from the action. Who'd even notice us up there? Much better to play king of the mountain with the cat tree.

5. Vicki is the angel of the house, although I have to say there really aren't any devils in the bunch.
Purred by: Zachery Tristan (Catster Member)

March 23rd 2013 at 9:40 am

You've got a point Angel Onxy, the location of the fridge is the key. Our fridge is next to the door way between the kitchen and living room. Thus you Can watch both rooms and paw at passerbyers. Very fun and very king of the mountain. Wonder if I can charge a passerbyer tax?

Zoe isn't made for high jumping so she doesn't understand the point.
Purred by: MILO BLUE EYES DB# 73 (Catster Member)

March 23rd 2013 at 11:14 am

Zoe Ur right 'n I haz always been laid back 'n jus' kin'a takin' it eazy. Mallee wouldn't be here if'n I wuzn't so laid back~! Her is a gurly gurl 'n stlll growin' but sometimes her really needs to take a chill pill 'n get off me back~! I hope time will halps her grow up 'n chill out like Gris. We do cuddle sometimes but it's furry rarely! MOL! Mallee would be all ofur da Fridge if it didn't haz so mush JUNK on top o' it~! But her is really smart 'n catch purrlay fetch now 'n return!!!~ Mom is super purroud o' her!!!
Purred by: Phoenix-Naomi (Catster Member)

March 23rd 2013 at 11:39 am

1) who's the food bully?
Well, that depends. LINUS bullies for the food, but Phoenix (ME) charms everyone out of their food.

2) who's the litter box Stalker?
Guess that would be LOTTIE. She stalks the basement pretty much anyway.

3) who's the peeps lap hog?
No question - LUCY! She just love everyone's laps! She be mom's therapy kitty when sad peeplz come to see her. Of course Dad is my property, so I am his lap kitty.

4) who claims the top of the fridge?
That would mean we have a fridge. Kitchen all in pieces for a remodel. It would be MIRANDA who just loves heights, that is if we had the fridge working.

5) who's the angel who just goes with the flow?
BOB pretty much just hangs out with whatever happenin'.
Purred by: River (Catster Member)

March 23rd 2013 at 12:33 pm

The other morning I jumped into daddy's lap and slept there for a little while, Daddy is STILL amazed about it, that's how rarely I go in his lap, it's a miracle when I do and he can't stop talking about how awesome I am for it! hehehe!
Purred by: Bear DB #165a (Catster Member)

March 23rd 2013 at 12:50 pm

If our fridge was where yours is, Zach, I'd be up there all the time, slapping heads as they went by! Instead, I nap in the doorway between the kitchen and dining room, where people have to step over me to get in or out of the kitchen.

Mom had a Siamese, Caius, years ago who liked to jump to the top of open doors and lurk there, waiting for some hapless human to walk by. Then he'd jump down and land on their shoulders. The peeps learned to look up before walking through any open doorways!
Purred by: Tink the Cat (Catster Member)

March 23rd 2013 at 4:13 pm

Okay!
1) The food bully is Snow the Kitten, who still eats, then comes to the place across the room where I eat, pushes me aside, then I growl & leave, and he eats mine too! Sometimes mommy crates him just so I can eat, and sometimes he barfs it up because he ate too fast!
It's even worse because Snow thinks that any food made in this apartment, even for mommy, is being prepared especially for him! Mommy shares and usually he is not interested, but he DEMANDS to be shown and shared with him!!
2) The litter box stalker is also Snow. When mommy goes to the bathroom, Snow has to run in and get in the box, which is in a closet in the b.r. directly across from the toilet. He gets in and digs around to show mom he is a good boy. He has never once missed going in the box, although I am more sensitive & when I don't like it, I go right outside it. Then mommy knows it's not clean enough for me.
3) The lap hog is ME, ME, ME!! I walk up & paw mommy on the leg when I need attention, and now Snow does it when he wants to play fetch! I want to snuggle in & on, but he just wants to play! So I get the lap!
4) Snow loves to get on top of anything to just push things off one at a time, just for the heck of it. So he gets on top of the fridge, then pushes things off and accidentally opens the freezer door. Then things on top are pushed into the freezer while everything else in it is melting!
5) I am the laid back, sweet girl who goes with the flow, and even with everything Snow does, I still love him, and put up with it all, even the random attacks he springs on me.
What can I say? His rep is trouble and mine is sweetness!!!
Thanks for this sort of tag game!
It breaks up the monotony because it is still winter in good old PA!
Luv, Tink
Purred by: Czar DB#179c (Catster Member)

March 23rd 2013 at 7:33 pm

Listen to Zoe Crouton!
Purred by: Calísta (Catster Member)

March 23rd 2013 at 7:36 pm

I hate it when Czar stalks me in the litter! Get'em Crouton!
Purred by: Pistachio DB #179b (Catster Member)

March 23rd 2013 at 7:42 pm

You see the problem we have in our home... Poor Czar cannot even look at Calísta while she's in the litter or she will pitch a hissy-fit, and when she does, Crouton will come running and punish Czar. I think you're right Zoe. Crouton should respect his elders more. I respect him. I guess this is why Calísta does have a litter box "of her own" I think she should never use ours and then there wouldn't be that problem.
Purred by: Crouton DB # 179A (Catster Member)

March 23rd 2013 at 7:43 pm

Good point about the local of the fridge Zachary. I'm going to try to talk mom into moving ours into a better location!
Purred by: Zoe Kona Sunshine DG#2 (Catster Member)

March 23rd 2013 at 9:33 pm

Calista, how do you get your own litter box? I want one. One where the stinky boys can't get in it.

Tink, Snow sounds a lot like Novi. How cool is that! Zach fetches when he wants to and only then, sometimes he'll chase the toy, smell it and walk away...saying Na not today.
Purred by: Zoe Kona Sunshine DG#2 (Catster Member)

March 23rd 2013 at 9:36 pm

Oh! And River enjoy that lap loving. It's a great way to make your pawrents go awwwwwww
Purred by: MALLEE DG# 22 (Catster Member)

March 24th 2013 at 12:54 pm

Giggles 'bout what Zoe sez 'bout Zach~!!! I think it's kewl to fetch when ya want to 'n isn't dat how it works anyfur?? Hey I jus' found a really neat 'fetch' toy and I go get it 'n bring it back to a designated BOX dat I won't let mom get rid o' efen though it's broke 'n flat-dat's my retrieving' station! oh 'n da fun toys r da Springs! I love dem springs!!! I good at carryin' 'em roun' ina my mouth 'n can scoop 'em really fast outta deep boxes, yeah part o' my BOX FORT!! But it's beeger now!! Tee hee! Mom hopes her can get a new camera soon-hers broke, coz she is missin' out on some really great piccies!!~
We haz two litter boxes but sometimes we share, 'n sometimes Milo has to cover fur me. Coz I scratch da liner on top instead o' da litter inside. Shut up Milo!!! MOL~!

 

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