September 21st 2012 4:41 pm
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Okay, so we were running a little behind and finally read Samhains diary about the kits coming back. What great news! What a great mystery! I had commented on Sam's inability to sugar coat anything. Told her that's why we love her she calls them like she sees it. All of the sudden I felt the urge to scream the truth about what my two brothers and my sisfur are really like.
Zach- Zach truly is a super sweet and sensitive cat...to Mom that is. He drank the Mom Kool-Aid back when he first came to live with us. He was 3 months old and didn't know any better. Humans are there to be our servants not the other way around. He has been throwing rose petals in front of every step she takes ever since. (figuratively speaking of course) He adores her, it's obvious. A complete Mommas boy for sure. He even sometimes gets ill when Mom loves on Gris.
He is the protector of the house, he will take on anyone. And yes he is as dreamy as he looks girls. But watch that forked tongue of his! He can twist a brain with the best of them.
If Zach could drive he would drive something stylish but not pertinacious, green but not tree huger green...he would drive the new squatty Range Rover (can't remember what they are called)
G ris- Gris is turning out to be a ego maniac. He baths religiously and struts around with that big fluffy tail of his straight up in the air. He's a peacock, a prince, finicky little guy he is, thanking he can demand what he wants and do anything he wants without suffering from the repercussions! He's a pretty sweet kid, really, but he has his moments. I swear that kid thanks he's a male diva. Holy Cat! It just came to me.... he's Ryan Seacrest! 100% sure of himself and eccentric about everything. Yep that's Ryan Seacrest.
He too was giving the Mom Kool-Aid but he got finicky after drinking only half of the glass and walked away. He loves Mom but doesn't worship her like Zach does.
This one is easy, Gris would have a limo or a convertible Porsche.
And my dear Diamond- What can I say about Diamond. I would say she's like Schooby Doo. She is scared of her on shadow but when push comes to shove she will fight to protect us. She's proven that once before. She's a doll baby and everybody loves her.
I thank she can't stand being locked up with us kids all the time. Zach just gets near her and you can see panic in her eyes. She's a tormented soul. She misses her doggie companions which she could lean on, especially Tux. Mom says when she stays over at grandma and grandpas she's learning how to be a dog again. Her favorite human visitor is Dale, the raging cajun. You guys know any cajuns? Great people, down to earth, they never blow smoke up your skirt and the accent! The accent is some kind of hot. Dale is a favorite of all of ours.
She is obsessed with playing. She would play till she died. Her favorite toy is the Tennis Ball and she will shove it on you if you let her. She's also obsessed about making sure the back yard is free of all rabbits and squirrels.
I see Diamond driving a yellow bug with a "if you can read this" bumper sticker on the back.
Me, I'm quite not shy just distant. I love spending all day napping in the sun rays. I love riding Mom's butt, that's my favorite sleeping spot if I sleep on the bed. I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne. Heehee gotcha! Now that song will be stuck in your head for the rest of the night.
I'd drive a Camry, with the sport package and a sun roof. Graphite Grey.
Thanks for all the congrats for my DDP today and if you want to rat out the true personalities of your roommates, GO FOR IT!
Congrats on the DDP! And MOL at Gris being Ryan Seacrest!
Belated congrats on the DDP. You guys sure know how to make us laugh. Love your sense of humor.
Belated congrats on your DDP! It was fun reading about all of you!
Dang! How did we miss this?! Oh, yeah - the Mama was feeling a little bit under the weather! Well, me too, actually. But the Mama thinks it's stress because of all the cats around and the weather changing, and her not feeling well, etc. etc...Anyways, congrats on the DDP! And loved reading about your bros and Diamond. And, BTW, I'm the one who sleeps with the Mama - hehehe...