Zoes secret dreams made public

Mom needs a break...from us!!!!

January 19th 2012 1:24 pm
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Mom says the way we were acting she would have done better with 5 human kids running wild around her. My allergies are going nuts, I've pulled all the fur off my belly last night and chewed the top of me feet till they have just a few patches of fur. Mom has been giving me my allergy meds but something is definitely a miss, then she found a couple fleas on Gris. remember all it takes with me is one bite. She said there you have it Zoe, you must have a flea. So it's off to the vets for that little special pill that kills them off of you in hours. Mom is curios of what that pills name is. It can't be good on us if it's that strong but desperate measures you know. Oh yeah, and I'm showing my dissatisfaction with how I'm feeling by pooping and peeing everywhere I can. Even in the closet!

Then Gris is messing with everything. Knocking stuff off tables, trying to chew through the bag of dog food (he has food in his room, he's just doing it cause he can) trying to play with Diamond which in return makes her dart off immediately which then alerts the sheriff Zach and he goes after Diamond! Mom holds her head yelling Calgon take me away!!!!

Mom wants to know...have you ever wished they would just go lay down for a couple hours?????? Can't send them to their rooms for peace and quite. Cause they would just break something in there or have Diamond hiding under the bed within minutes!

And on top of all that, every bad habit Zach has acquired over the years has been officially taught to Gris. Zach's little masterpiece is done. Mom turns her back just for a sec. while washing dishes and Gris is trying to drink the soapy water!!!! Last night Mom kept catching him trying to climb up to the stove top. I have to admit, when she told him "down" he got down but with the most pitiful look on his face. He even told Mom it's not fair!!! Mom said "I'm not giving in."

PS- Gris tried 3 different times to get on the stove. Stubborn that one is. Good news..our "Miranda" the orchid is doing very well and is as beautiful as the day we bought it.

 
Purred by: Blizzard AKA The Catfather (Catster Member)

January 19th 2012 at 9:38 pm

MOL!! Daddy says..welcome to his world. Kringle has taught Spot all his bad habits too.. God help us!!
Purred by: Zoe Kona Sunshine DG#2 (Catster Member)

January 19th 2012 at 9:55 pm

Send Kringle to my last diary please.

Mom says "sorry"
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January 20th 2012 at 1:07 am

Mom wishes she could give us timeouts sometimes!
Purred by: Zoe Kona Sunshine DG#2 (Catster Member)

January 20th 2012 at 1:20 am

Gris finally chilled. A matter of fact, Zach is sleeping in the kitchen, Diamond is with Dad in the living room watching Dances with Wolves and Gris is laying on the bed beside Mom while she catches up on the news.
Purred by: ♥Harley-Dreamette 2 (Catster Member)

January 20th 2012 at 1:24 am

wow....sounds unmanageable.....give your Mom a break or she just might give you a "time out" in one of the "padded" rooms.....Enjoy your evening tonight
Purred by: Zoe Kona Sunshine DG#2 (Catster Member)

January 20th 2012 at 1:31 am

Mom wanted a padded room for them this afternoon. I told her i could tie up Zach and lock him in the closet again. She said "Nah. I'll calm them all down"
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January 20th 2012 at 1:58 am

Wez have bad days, too! Miranda runs around peeing in everyone's litter box, I play King of the Cat Tower, Lottie and Lucy had a real fur-flyin' fight. Milo is snarlin' at the bathroom door where Baby Girl is visiting for the night. Mom says it's like a pretend full moon!
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January 20th 2012 at 2:00 am

MOL, crazy minds think alike huh Zoe? Calgon take me away? MOL MOL MOL! You guys aren't having much of a better time there. I wish I knew what was going on. There isn't a full moon, it's already happened. What they hey? hey!?
Purred by: Zoe Kona Sunshine DG#2 (Catster Member)

January 20th 2012 at 2:01 am

That's it! It's a full moon trail run.
Purred by: Zoe Kona Sunshine DG#2 (Catster Member)

January 20th 2012 at 2:04 am

Finn, I just had to get you to see that! You know our Mom's do think a like.

I wrote this diary around 4 this afternoon. Funny.
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

January 20th 2012 at 2:06 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Do you mean trial run? MOL Zoe!!! You're having butter paws tonight.
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January 20th 2012 at 2:11 am

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January 20th 2012 at 2:11 am

Yeah but a full moon trail run would at least help us release all this energy. We had a zoomie fit tonight around 6:30. Mom heard things "thumping" upstairs and didn't even want to see what we had done!
Purred by: Zoe Kona Sunshine DG#2 (Catster Member)

January 20th 2012 at 2:17 am

Butter paws, too funny. I just can't type worth a dang tonight.

which reminds me Sky, I'm going to your diary right now. We seen the name earlier and made a mental note to come back to it but mental notes around here needs to be written down. Other wise they are subject to a brain fart. Haaahaaa! Now that's funny!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

January 20th 2012 at 2:21 am

me and Lacey have been sneezing and mom thinks it's because of the smell in the house. Hopefully not but we're not acting like Midnight was today. Poor baby was lethargic and dizzy and so was grammy! Mom had to open the windows and grammy was FREEZING. Meanwhile me and Lacey have been zooming a lot lately.
Purred by: Zoe Kona Sunshine DG#2 (Catster Member)

January 20th 2012 at 2:25 am

Is grammy and Midnight okay now?
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

January 20th 2012 at 2:30 am

Grammy is and Midnight was when mom last saw her at 6 pm but she sleeps in the room in the basement with her mom that's next to the furnace room. we have a door closed down there but still! Hopefully it's not too bad. mom said Midnight had pooped in her box down there and that smell was so deadly it was worse than the oil smell! MOL
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January 20th 2012 at 2:43 am

Mom says i have deadly poop for such a little guy.

Glad they are better. Have you looked up how long the toxins stay in the system? I 'm sure it doesn't matter but would be a cool thing to know.
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January 20th 2012 at 2:48 am

MOL, mom didn't look it up but she gave Midnight a milk thistle supplement tonight and is going to take one also. She'll have to get grammy and grampy to take some for the next few days. That's the all natural supplement that is safe and helps eliminate toxins from the liver. She figures it certainly can't hurt to do that.
Purred by: Zoe Kona Sunshine DG#2 (Catster Member)

January 20th 2012 at 3:03 am

No it can't hurt at all.
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

January 20th 2012 at 5:22 am

OMC! Y'all are being crazy!
Purred by: Eva V

January 20th 2012 at 8:44 am

Fleas? Oh noes! Maybe you guys caught them from catster?!
You pooped in the closet? Srsly? You must be really unhappy!
Feel better!
As for Gris,he sounds like Ollie actually. Ollie didn't need teaching. He is naturally naughty!

Love ya,
TB
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January 20th 2012 at 10:06 am

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January 20th 2012 at 10:08 am

Purred by: Mikey (Catster Member)

January 20th 2012 at 10:08 am

Once when I was so bad I knocked a pikshur off the wall and broked it, Mummy put me in a big DOG CAGE!!! It was when I was a little kitten still and wasn't allowed out with Mayflower without being watcheded, and Mummy was just going to work and Daddy was AT work! And there wasn't another room where it was safe to leave me yet, at least not that mummy could get ready that quickly! So she putted me in the cage in another room with my bed and litter tray and some foods and toys, and called her friend to come and cleans it all up so I could go back in her room.

Anyways Mayflower was naughty this morning, Mummy woked up after dreaming we was using the scratching post, to find Mayflower was scooping clothes out of one of Mummy's half-open drawers so that there would be space for Mayflower!! Mummy says I has beened a bad influence on Mayflower, she was more well behaveded before I camed and I has taught her naughty fings!

Hope your nasty fleas go away soon and you all feel a lot better!
Purred by: Laura W

January 20th 2012 at 4:04 pm

ewe think ewe haz trubull now, open de windows N let sum stoooooooooooooooooooopid burds in ta lay waste on everee thing in site....

caca heer caca there,
stooooooooooopid burds be everee wear,

zoe pooped in de closet, knot in de box,
diamond D ate all dads socks,

gris be drinkun bubbleee soap,
zachz swingin thru de houz frum sissal rope

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sew how bee stuff at yur place zoe ?
Purred by: Misha (In Loving Memory) (Catster Member)

January 20th 2012 at 5:48 pm

B&W tuxxie brothers unite! Go boys! (You know you'd think something was wrong if we didn't have our fun. Go on... admit it!)

MOL!
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January 20th 2012 at 8:12 pm

wow there was some crazy stuff going on at your house, Mom is very glad we are all pretty chill, we love when mom comes home to chill with us. Every now and then I climb the curtains and boo likes to knock everyrhing off the counters and callie wants to "whip somecat" just because...Tiny cries when mom has people over cause he is afraid of strangers. Our house sounds so calm compared to yours. Take it easy on or mom will ya.
Purred by: Zoe Kona Sunshine DG#2 (Catster Member)

January 20th 2012 at 9:39 pm

Teddy, I always she my dislike for something with pooping at wrong places. Now Zach has only done this once but he did it with zest AKA knocking Mom's favorite shiny gold Christmas Ribbon of the shelf and then pooping on it.

What will Gris do???

Mikey, DOG CAGE OMC! Zach actually crawled in the drawers of the Armoire climb up and over into the drawer below. When mom started calling him he started to cry. Mom didn't want to open the bottom drawer and didn't want to have to close the top drawer.....visions of cat tails getting caught in her head. Eventually, with her hand she coached him to climb back over the back of the opened drawer. Sense then, she eyeballs all open drawers.

Tabbies. MOL we love you!!!

Misha, tell your Mom if she feels like she needs a tuxie brother duo laugh, she can just ring us. We'll tell her our latest. Say hey to Cap for us cause I know he's sitting right beside you.

Littleboy, yay! You guys really sound chill. MOL.

 

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