September 15th 2011 4:27 pm
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Capn's log 9/15
1300 hrs Thur... all my crew is here, unfortunately the boys have hours on us. I would love to deter them from getting to the treasure but I keep thinking we could fall back on the original idea of stealing his personal treasure. I need Tink and Simone to help me figure this out. I'm going to top deck.
1300 and some change..when I went on top I happened to notice Zach's scarab The Black Widow. Why didn't he take it? Samhain said she could start it no problem even without a key. So I sent her, Natasha and Callie to steal the scarab. Just when they looked like the Charlie's angels slinking into the boat. Tink screamed Blizz! I my god, Blizz popped out of a taxi with his two brofurs. I was so scared for the girls but just as Blizz noticed them, Samhain jingled something shinny. Simone said "It's the keys!" Simone started pointing at Blizz running toward them Natashia seen him and had kittens! They took off from right under his nose. Tink looked at me and said "Cap we need to be gone like yesterday"
I commanded the ship out of port. I felt sorry for Blizz but you know.
1500 hrs, just talked to the girls. I have seen a lot of Whale wars and you guys could slow the guys down with the scarab. But how? I then told them to do figure 8s around the two ships, that is if they even notice you there. It will be black as night. I will think of something for you girls to do and call you.
2000 hrs..still don't know what the girls can do to slow the guys down? Any ideas?
Run...when i's gets my paws on ya!!! Scurvy dogs!!! Steal MY boat!!!!
Our girls are SO talented!! MOL!
fors now!!! ARRGGHHHHH!!! Yous will bees gotten for dat!!!
We could get birds to drop stink bombs on them. If nothing else, it will drive the Tabbies crazy, and that should be entertaining!
They might jump ship. MOL! Hey dude, therz lik burd poop on ur hed
Excellent Tabbie impersonation! MOL MOL!!!
I say let's do it!! It will even shake the others up, and they'll never know what to expect from us! Thanks, Samhain!
Black as night...black as night...what does that make me think of?...Oh, I know - Samhain! MOL! Which gives me an idea: I volunteer Samhain to drive the Black Widow up to the Screaming Cat (cut the motor a little before and coast in, so they don't hear you), and then sneak on the ship and pour sugar in their gas tank! Do they have gas tanks on their ship?
HEY! I need those boys on my ship!!! You just took 3 of my best mancats! Blizz!!! You gotta get the ship buddy! My crew is 3 pirates short!
Sleeper all new pirate ships have a backup inboard motor but they still have their sails. Plus they already know it's them.
See zach's diary
Oh, I need a rest now after all that psychic stuff...really wears me down. Think I'll go lay on the bar and have a rootbeer if that's OK with you, Capt'n?
Sleeper, go rest on that chase lounge you built me. It's so comfy and quite in my quarters.
Aye aye - zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (Samhain carries her out)
Where are we on the treasure map? Maybe we can cut them off? If we are riding high we may be able to hug the coast a little tighter than the boys and shave off some much needed time. What do you think Captain?
Maybe me, you, Tink, Simone and Pippin need to have a meeting and look at the map again.
I think we need to distract the boys - maybe sending cannons full of nip over - that should make them forget about the treasure!
They didn't take us, River...we're at the dock. they stole our ride! And when
i gets my paws on dem...AARRGGGHHHHHHH the plank will be too good for dem!!!
We're gonna get them back for this Blizzard, just you waits!
I will smakey paw you to Davy Jones brofur!
nots on a bet!!!
Can't catch me!!!!!!PHHHHFFFTTTTTTT!!!
I thinks we just needs to throw them boys the remote control and they'll all go watch humanz foootball and forget piratin' all together.
football??? no way!!! PHHHFFFFTTTTT!!!
Watch this! I can dance along the yard arm and throw empty tuna cans at those boyz bonking dere heads. They stay far away from uz!
Amen to that, Lucy!!! Luv, Tink
Lucy, what game is on? Can you get me some chips and a beer?
You slouch! Get up and get your own beer!!! And while you're at it, would you get me a diet Pepsi, please? Oh, and some more of those leftover crab cakes!
We can feed dem boys some cow chips!
Let's see here, mix some catnip in with dat beer and chips. Stir real good. Eat up, boys. Dey get so loopy they forget everything and we git all da treasure and dere boats!