March 5th 2011 5:58 am
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I told Mom that I want rosettes and stars like Zach, and the only way to get it is to right a kick butt diary and get a diary pick. Well, Mom has been too busy all week and last night she was playing with our pages. Instead of helping me!
Cat friends have suggested talking about pooping, well I don't have any bad litter box habits. The one I do have is Zach's fault. He kicks the litter out and I get confused cause I see litter on the floor and I'll use it. Mom bought us a high sided litter box and it helps. At one time our litter box was inside a cardboard box cut down to size but wide enough to catch the litter he kicked out. That worked until it was time to replace the box then she couldn't find one the right size.
See, not very exciting. So here's my real poop story.....
MOM'S A POOPIEHEAD!
Mom messed up my playlist. It must have been like that for at least a whole day! She was able to fix it last night, finally. One of my favorite songs is on there now. It's called "Cajun Moon". She got around to adding comments on to my pictures, finally. And she let Zach send me a rosette, but when he did he rubbed it in that I can't go to Bourbon Street with him and his friends after the Ball. How do you like that? He's such a brat. Back to Mom, she turned her back when he sent me the rosette. Poopiehead! Did either one of us mention to you, that our parents took Diamond camping with them last weekend? Dang Dog! I was sitting here needing a nap on Mommy's lap and she wasn't here! Instead she was walking Diamond around the lake. (Mom did come home Sat. for a few hours, while Dad went to do a job) I did hear Mom talking about how Diamond acted all big and bad while barking at the geese through the camper door but when Mom took her out she didn't say a word to the geese then. Scaredy Cat! Mol! She's a poopiehead too. I discussed this camping without us to Mom (I know it annoys Zach that Diamond gets to do outdoor activities
with Mom and Dad), She said next time the stay at the lake here in town again she will take us. Yah, I'll believe it when I see it.
Friends, something tells me I'm not going to get diary pick with this rant. I tell ya though, I feel better getting that off my chest.
All shadow cats (my friends that aren't as popular as their siblings) chime in with your rant. I know you've been biting your tongue. Come on join in!
Dang Sis. Who peed in your cereal this morning? Do you feel better cause you should. You know your diary isn't a good substitute for a therapist couch. You ol jack wagon! ( I love that commercial)
I'll vote for you
We can vote? Seriously, Mom doesn't know anything about that.
We love you D. How was the relief effort going? I hope well. Do you know Brewer in New Zealand, anyway he wrote me the other day and said their house could be in better shape (actually a little unstable), but things are good. All heads are counted for in their family. Yah!
OMC!!! Zach! Mommy almost just spit out her cereal laughing so hard at what you wrote. MOL! Too funny, "who peed in your cereal this morning". Oh wait, mom's eating cereal right now. EEEEWWWWWWWW!!
I don't know if this will work or not Zoe. It used to work to talk about poop but really all the same people used to get picked (including my family). But it's really nice to see all kinds of different kitties getting picked for stuff now. And since Zach and I have been doing nothing but talking about poop lately, that blows that right out of the water! You should just get picked because you're beautiful!
Be quiet Zach. Be nice to your sisfur. MOL
Finn, I know right, Zach is so mean. He's the Devil I know it.
I'm still hoping to be picked one day. I've seen some great Diaries that wasn't picked so maybe I should just be happy you guys stop by to read mine. Thanks.
Well he doesn't help the situation by having those red devil eyes, MOL! We thought we knew the secret to get lots of readers to our diaries but you just never know. It's hit or miss Zoe! I thought my pooping for fuel one would do great but so far the two that everyone loves is the "squishy poops" one and the "purring for peace" one. That's still going, even in the forum. Hardly anyone cared about my song lyrics game, which I thought would have been so much fun with more kitties participating. So you just gotta keep trying and hopefully soon you'll get it. Maybe even tomorrow now that you'd put that wish out there!
I liked the song lyrics game. If you did a diary on Bob Dylan songs that people got the lyrics wrong on you would have been golden.
MOL! That would be a continuous game now wouldn't it. Kitties could just sing "blah blee bloo blah blee bloo!" That's how I hear his songs most of the time. MOL
Poor Bob Dylan, he's the butt of so many of the same joke.
At least you kinda have an excuse for pooping on the floor. I just do it because it's fun! Hee hee!
thats better than i what i used too. i used to poop in box and run out of the box with poop sticking to my butt and then i would sit on the floor and lick the poop off my butt. and momma would have to pick the poop off the floor