February 25th 2013 6:37 pm
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So today, Samoa named me Dreamboat #114! Gosh was I happy! So happy I fell of the kitchen table. But, then Mom mentioned Gris getting the title of Dreamboat-in-training #57 and I just busted out in uncontrollable happy tears.
Guys what the heck is happening to me? I only took one girl out for Valentines(That's a first), I didn't go on my typical pre-lent sinning spree (didn't go to church on Ash Wed either, I'm not a saint you know), I cry at commercials and I cry proud tears for the kid.
It must be Low T! Help, I'm turning into a mushy basket case.
Mom suggested I do a Low T quiz (one or two of the questions I can't repeat here due to their R rating)
1.Do you have a decrease in libido? No, just tired of all the games young girls play (for the time being, too busy raising Gris). I still look and flirt, I'm not dead.
2.Do you have a lack of energy? No, when I want to, I can run circles around Zoe and chase Gris all day long
3.Do you have a decrease in strength and/or endurance? Don't thank so
4.Have you lost height? No
5.Have you noticed a decrease in your enjoyment of life? Are you kidding me, life is good
6.Are you sad and/or grumpy? Just the opposite
8.Have you noticed a recent deterioration in your ability to play sports? It was just last night around 11:30, that I brought Mom De Bird. It seemed like she was the one in a state of deterioration, not me.
9.Are you falling asleep after dinner? Of course! Always, isn't that what your supposed to do.
Well, that does it! I'm fine. Either way, I'm very touched that Samoa picked me to be one of her Dreamboats (even if it did make me cry).
Thank You Samoa for picking Gris and I.
You and Gris are very worthy picks and we are doing happy dances for you!!! It's not Low-T though - you and I and Zoe have just lived long enough now that we have some very mushy moments. We've seen enough trouble and pain in the world that the great moments mean more to us that when we were young & stupid!!! Mom just got back from her sister's funeral and the sister was 9 years younger, so it was very sad. But that just makes her more attentive to her other sibs.
I think what she's trying to say is that you guys don't take anything for granted anymore.
I still take everything for granted, myself!
Tink, tell your Mom we are so so sorry.
And that is what I keep telling him! He's getting older and wisdom and self assurance comes with that age. I thank Gris catapulted Zach into adulthood instead of playboyhood. Seems like he's more level headed these days.
And Low T, really??!! Correct me if I'm wrong but wouldn't all guy cats suffer from low T after their grapes are sniped?
Low T? I think I saw a cream for that on TV, maybe you just rub a little in and then get all macho.......
Dang it! That was me not Zach talking to you Tink.
No, he doesn't need that! Stop watching those infomercials all day. He is in touch with the feminine mystique! He understands the tender things that touch the heart. No T involved with that. He is one of those mancats that the girlcats want to be with and the boycats want to be! We are proud of both of you being named to Samoa's list!
Rusty, have you seen the warnings on that stuff? Geez, They make you think that your wife and kids are going to grow a third eyeball or something.
Dude! You made the Dreamboat list! Concats #114!
Hey, I get all mushy and sensitive sometimes too, it doesn't mean we are any less man-catly!
Now that's my girl!!! Love you Skit. I'm so lucky to have you.
Don't let children (or cats) come in contact with area where cream is applied! LOL!
Congrats on being a dreamboat Snack Pack!
What's unmanly about crying from sentiment? I cried at the Budweiser commercial too, man! I think it should be a prerequisite for being picked Dreamboat or DB in training to show some tenderness of feeling - MOL! Big congrats to you and the Gris, BTW!
ConCats on being a dreamboat!!
Falling off tables??
Guess I'm rubbing off on you!!
Zoe will love it when you knock the trash can over on her!!
Gypsy chases me for hours after I do it to her!!
Concats Zach 'n lil Gris too!! Samoa does pick well!! BRAVO!
Ya know makes me thinkz kin'a how some sez iz not manly to like da color pink or purpal? I love 'em bof 'n my Paw cries efury time him see'z da Bud Clydesdale commercial. Mom sez we need MORE tender hearted men..real men love cats too!! Jus' a sign o' maturity is all. Besides mom sez men whofur hold feelin's inside, just become grumps!!
I for one, am furry purroud o' U Zach~! Milo pats him on da back...
Did you really cry Socks? I thank having Gris around has made me a softie, is Owl doing the same thing to you.
Kringle, I was on my tippietoes giving Mom a full body rub and got off balance when she went to move. Don't worry she caught me before I did a full blown belly flop on the floor.
Milo, you guys are right, I need to chill. After all ive seen Daniel Craig cry before.
yeah, Zach - I guess he is. I've been playing with the little tyke. He's sort of fun - in an annoying little bro kind of way!
You and Gris definitely deserve to be on my list! And by the way, girls find sensitive boys very exciting, so cry away!
Congrats to you and Gris on being named Dreamboats!
Can't say I'm too shocked you're a Dreamboat. You've got that charisma Zachie. And yes, gals appreciate a mancat that can make her laugh; but isn't afraid to cry. Emotional maturity in a mancat --whaaaaaaat? (watch all the girl kitty heads turn).
MOL. Concats to you both.
Concats and welcome to the club!! Little Gris be welcomed, too. Don't look now but my little sister has the hots for him!
We're so purrould o' U Zachie!~ Ur doin' so good 'n now gotta Diary Pick honor today~! Concats!~ What a great diary 'n showed so mush love 'n pawsome feelin'z~! Love ya 'n enjoy Ur day in da Spotlight our furtastic furiend!! XOXOX
Mallee 'n da boys