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Zach's confessions and secrets
Looking for the craziest most ruthless tom cats around!September 9th 2011 8:03 pm[ View A Comments (41) ]
I am Captain Dread Zaxery Drake. Just like my sister, Captain Zoe Morgan, I need a new crew for my ship. We are sailing out on a new adventure of trouble making and stealing. We run with a fleet of ships including The Blood Thirsty Princess. We have found this keeps other pirates from trying to declare war on us. But remember, there's no honor among thieves.
ARGH! Long John River Cat, at your 'umble service! I wants to be a pirates! I've got me some great big paws and claws, I'm a super agile athletic kitty, and even better yet, my collar all ready comes in skulls and crossbones! I can take the nip and I can takes the work! Just don't be a touching my Barbeque! hehehehe! Dude, I'm in. Here's my application: I have a HUGE mancat shadow! It will scare away pirates, mousies, girlcats, etc. I can FLY. I have HUGE paws and sharp, feisty claws! I am an awesome dancer and I know a pirate jig! And finally, I am a ninja. Seriously. A mancat ninja. You know you want me on your crew. MOL. I'd like to join ur crew, Cap'n! i got all the qualities required except i dont have swords and musket skills! but I'm sure that i can learn 'em in an hour! my other skills are - i can stand on toe toes up to 2-3 minutes(It can come handy while stealing stuffs), I'm mean, i can bite the hell out of peeplz, i run like a storm, i can do critical stuffs like bringing the treasures out from difficult and narrow places, I'm small and skinny so i can fit in any place and can easily take out the treasures which most other cats cant bla bla blah!! the skills are not easy to count!! Moppie and I would love to join your crew! We are awesome at sneaking around, and I think we are pretty good at attacking things! And we have the added bonus that we are small and cute, no one will think that we can do any harm because we're too cute for that. Okay so we may not have the strength of full grown kitties but we have our benefits. We have tons of energy and will never tire out! or you can also take Simon & Tony. But in our opinion we are better. They are chubby and will give you away to the enemy! They already look suspicious that someone accused them of being detectives! (which we will neither confirm or deny)... Plus they are lazy! But I have to admit they are very good in a fight. Oh and if you add the foster kitten to the crew, he is awesome at attacking too! He'll make anyone scream for mercy! Plus all three of us kittens take up the space of one of Simon or Tony, MOL. Need a CWAZY mate???? Then i'm your cat!!! It has been discussed and now Capt. Long John River Cat will be sailing my other pirate ship. I believe we can evenly split all crew members and still be powerful. I do know the crazy pirates need to be split up....that's you Kringle and Charlie. Charlie will be on my ship and Kringle you will be on Long John Rivers ship. We will be sailing out side by side, along with The Blood Thirsty Princess. Keep your enemies closer, comes to mind when I think of those girls. Sign me up. I can be very sneaky and stealthy. I am very good at climbing to high places, so i can help with the sails. I have also been known to win a few fights, using claws, teeth, and bunny kicks of doom. Bunny Kicks of Doom are very useful on the ship. MOL! and what about me?? and what about me?? why am i disqualified?? So Captain Timmy Tomcat here! Boss of the Tomcat Crew! Me and my boyz can bring fear to any who cross us! Tim Shows Toby Finishing Toby Off Blocking Buddy I have a hat! I think? I even like to Pirate Party with Too Much Nip! And I will vouch fur my Brofurs Buddy, Rumpy and Toby! We can fill out any crew! Meow! Timmy T So Captain Timmy Tomcat here! Boss of the Tomcat Crew! Me and my boyz can bring fear to any who cross us! Tim Shows Toby I have a hat! I think? And I will vouch fur my Brofurs Buddy, Rumpy and Toby! We can fill out any crew! Meow! Timmy T I think you should take Hunter, too - he's pretty wild and crazy, plus he's just pretty. (blush) Well, I think you should try to recruit the Bearzman. He can charm the barmaids into giving you better kibble when you get into port! BTW - nice hat, Timmy! Tao, you are still in. Don't worry I'll find something for you. Girls, I will have to check in on Hunter and Bearzman. Zoe wants to know why you haven't joined her crew? She was hoping you would be around to join in the fun. http://www.catster.com/cats/1169994/diary/Zo es_secret_dreams_made_public/736829 u do know that I'm a guy? then why cant i get a job on ur cruise?? Tao, No! I wasn't referring to you as a girl. I was talking to Sleeper and Samhain. I've got a job for you. You will be working with Charlie Chocolate Paws. Stealing treasures. Your small frame will come in handy. Dread....if yur lookin for sum mates ta haul in de fish, make burds walk planks N shoot coconutz outta treez coz we can.....look noe further than trout towne....we be a fortnight sails away...just dont land in perch park, coz it IZ....fulla parrotz.....peace out N rock on.... I need to be on this crew. First of all, I'm a Viking cat. We make great pillagers and plunderers. Second, Pirate is my middle name (seriously, the full name is Kashi Saga Pirate Torbjorn). I am surefooted and a great climber, so I could scamper up the rigging and look out from the crow's nest. And my guard hairs shed water, so I could stand sentry in the storms. Not small of frame, though. I will need some bunk space. Speaking for the Troutsters, they do a mean boomerang, not to mention, have you seen them handle a cannon? I would like to be in this crew, too! I may not be as feisty or agile as my brother Charlie but I do have some special skills! I can mesmerize fielder pirates with my eyes, distracting them while we board their ships and plunder their treasures. I am also very good at wrestling which could come in handy as pirate if it comes to paw to paw combat. Please consider adding me to the crew as I will also help keep up morale with my piratey lovebug nature. In addition, I can help keep Charlie in line if he gets too feisty and ruthless! Leo you can control Charlie! You will be handy. Bear, we aren't friends but I could use you and maybe then we could become friends. And the Tabbies are always welcome around here! Bro, can I go with you? Little Gris, you need to stay home with Mom and take care of her. Bear is awesome! He will be a big floofy help on the pirate ship, especially with his viking ancestory! I believe it, Leo! Vikings were some mean dudes in their time. @Captain Dread what about my little furfriends Blade and Moppie?? Oh Tao, Blade is my little brother, he knows he's included and Moppie too. That's a given! I'm also including Tony and Simon cause me and my sis was the first friends they had here. I still need more guys to sail the ships. Zoe is releasing her crew list today and the jobs they will be performing and I only have half the crew I need. I think I'll do another diary asking for more guys to sign up. I know some friends of the male purrsuasion is siding with her! Can you believe that! If yous needs an enforcer, i's yous cat!! I knew I could rely on you! oh. i was hoping that Blade and company, the clinic cats and me could be on the same cruise, may be?? and what about the gurls, cant they come aboard too?? No girls on aboard. It's bad luck. I don't know who is going on which ship yet or what you guys will be doing as your main job. I won't know to I get more guys. Just posted another sign up diary. Tao, this is a BOYZ ship. Zoe haved a GURLZ ship. i get it. how many pirates do u tend to take in? An even 25 counting the captain. I don't know if we'll get it. That would be 50 guy cats we need. Zoe has 24 including herself. that's a lot pf cats!! there'll be two ships?? They are big ships. yeah. i thought Charlie was getting the leadership of one. now it's given to Zoe? Zoe has her on ship named "The Blood Thirsty Princess" I do have two ships and Captain Long John River is captaining my sec. ship. So our fleet will be three ships. But the girls have wagged war against us. that's too bad!! anyways, if u want me to help u with anything u can ask me!! i always try to spread my helping hand!!! ^.^ |
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September 9th 2011 at 10:02 pm