March 12th 2012 5:50 pm
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I would like everyone to notice that my eyes look so bad in that stupid green tie photo because Mom was CHOKING ME!! Yes, it's true.
I declined to become involved with the St. Patrick's Day/Easter photo shoot with Julia yesterday on principle. Basically, the principle was that I DO NOT wear fancy clothes and stuff like that, nor do I sit on her silly green background, aka the washing machine.
Well, enter Mother. She picked me up, stuck that stupid green tie around my neck and stuck me on the green background, AKA washing machine. I jumped up, BITE HER FINGERS, and headed for the door. Of course, I forgot the silly tie and stepped on it, which of course, halted my forward progress. Mom grabbed me again.
This time, I was struggling and fighting with her and she merely tightened the cord that was holding the tie around my neck. Of course, now I was totally unable to breath and my eyes were getting larger and larger and larger due to the lack of oxygen.
Finally, I was unable to breathe at all and Julia snapped the photo whilst Mother was holding me TIGHT! Fortunately, she did offer me mouth to nose resuscitation immediately thereafter and I lived to tell this story.
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Glad you survived that ordeal!
dood...ewe knead sum thin green after all that craziness...catgrass !!!!
Mol!! I was gonna say I love your tie, but I don't think I should traumatize you any further. You gots to make sure your mommy makes it up to you! Do one makes a cat do something against their will and gets away with it!