April 2nd 2011 10:06 pm
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Oh Dear Diary can you remember back when our friend
lacey wrote a diary called Stop Theif? This diary was about stolen nails. Well.........yea so mom wanted to take mine the other night, first she took Calie's then Moe's and they let her, they are so in love with mom she can do almost anythng and it is OK. THen she came to get my nails, after she took one I moved higher on the cat castle and she came to take another, so I moved back down, and I took my paw from her when she picked it up several times I did this and I moved away agin. SHe just kept on getting my paw and saying "what's wrong little boy? moma loves little boy" well I love my nails so I quickly wihtout warning grabbed her hand and bunny kicked it hard and attempted to knock those disgusting clippers out of it. She said "oh Little Boy that really hurt" she was bleeding too and she didn't want any head buts she went for the perioxide for her hand and came back to try it again! Oh my cats so I left the room to keep from hurting her again. Later I didn't get any hand fed treats as I always do and ever time she picked me up she looked at my nails and said "you really hurt me Little Boy" Even the next day she said "little boy you hurt me last night" Ok I got it but did she? No she said she is gonna get help to come and finish the job on my nails....I really need them what if that ole red tom comes back on the patio mom? Her hand looks better but it was a really deep scratch. Why oh why do they feel the need to clip cats nails?
Daddy has to call a professional to do some of ours!!! We hate it that much!!!
I hates it too Littleboy and try to bite mommy. Mommy now has someone else do it while she holds me still. :(
The vet is the only person that can clip mine. I'm scared of him!!! Especially, after what Zach had to go through.
Zachy be trippin'!! I heard everybody's already seen his butt, anyway! I think he should have submitted a BUTT SHOT for River's Quiz!
Don't know why hyoomes try to steal our claws! Pure Crazy!
Maybe they're jealous.
Zach is such a Dodo! He's made cause me and Mom cracked up on your comment Tink.
Oh no Kaci and Tigger word around here is that now mom has someone coming to help her and she is a professional too :( Why oh Why did you go and tell her that? Tink and Zoe come on take it easy on Zach he is a dude cat and he has a rep. with the lady cats. My sis callie is all blushing cause he called her darlin and told she's beautiful.
I only tease the ones I love! Promise!
I'm so sorry I told that story Littleboy! If you want to, you can pack a bag and come over here with us. But I can't guarantee my momma won't try and do that to you as well. Scept someone will HOLD you and you can't move while she does it. The good thing is that she's super fast. She doesn't cut too close to the quick at all, just halfway down to that point. But she just goes zip zip zip and then kisses your toes big time so it's not all that bad. Then we really good treats after! Think about it buddy!
Oh Man Lacey that is a tempting offer but is it still cold there and you gotta be held down real tight? can't move? Oh no (scratches head) what's the use why oh why did you have to do that anyway (shakes head in sorrow) mom's gonna bring someone in to help her too now. I shoulda just let her have my nails. Thanks for the offer my friend.
Sorry Little Boy,(thanks for standing up for me btw) Tink Hart, I have a message for you! Check your recent friend history. I only tease the ones I love, honestly!
Oh man! I keep sticking my paw in my mouf. But just so you know, momma doesn't hold us down. Her friend has us on his lap and just leans us back a little big with our belly towards mom so our feeties are sticking up. He talks nice to us and rubs our face and stuff and even kisses us. It's not bad! Okay, I don't like having my nails stolen but I'm trying to help after I scareded you. Oh pooh! I'm gonna stop talking now.
I got your back Zach but Tink didn't really mean it. Lacey thanks for trying to help. (sad shake of the head) mom has a vet tech coming tonight to "finish the blotched job". Yea an Tiny's gonna get his too. (ringing paws) I am kinda nervous.
MOL, I can tell you're not happy with me. Hey, come on over to Finney's diary! It's our 1 year catsterversary today and we're having a spur of the moment pawty with lots of champagne and food! If you get drunk enough, you won't even notice the nail stuff tonight, you can just pass out!
I heard about party! I wanna go too mom is walking tonight gettin ready for that Breast Cancer awareness walk she going to walk in but soon as she gets home she wants to do my nails, I will need a drink after we are coming over.
MOL, okay Littleboy. Hope she isn't too tired for the pawty but maybe you'll get lucky and she'll be too tired to do your nails. MOL
Oh! I know, I know!! I know why they take the nails!!! I know about it in my new persona of being a Hoodoo Queen. How did I become a Hoodoo Queen? Well, i just kinda sorta...decided! Anyways, see, they take the nails to perform hoodoo rituals with. I'm not sure what kind of rituals, but nails aren't the only things they use. I mean they took something out of both Sleeper and I and I've heard that with boy cats they take their...(whispers) YOU know...
Oh my cats Samhain it is just crazy how they treat us and then they say it's all cause they love us. Yea I had to see the vet when I first got here, and wouldn't you know it I fell asleep a mancat and woke up with (whispers back) fruit cups where my.. you know used to be.