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Cattitude

My unfair life

It's spring. I want to spring on a bird. However, the peasants don't let me outside of this prison I am in.

The dog (sneer) gets to go outside as he pleases.

I know this is all due to a fight I was in last year and my peasants think I lost. So what if I had to go the vet and get medicine.

You should have seen the other cat!

What is going on?

I was sitting on top of the kitchen table. (I told you I am alpha kitty. I do as I please.)

There was a very weird scratching sound coming from the underside of the table. I pounced at the table and batted at the table cloth to find what was making the sound.

The peasants were laughing. At me. I stopped to glare at them. They knew their gig was up and I was on to them. The lady peasant was making the sound while the man peasant took pictures.

The pictures will be up tomorrow.

I'm going to be hungry at 2:00 am. That will teach them to laugh at me.

One of my favorite memories:

A few years back the boy peasant was running naked through the house. He was making a break for his room upstairs and I couldn't resist.

As he ran through the living room, I ran and used the ottoman as a springboard and smacked him on the butt. I've been in control ever since.