March 24th 2013 7:23 pm
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Below is a copy of a poem I wrote based on Timmy Tomcat's Diary and photos - Catster won't copy the photos over, so you have to go to his real diary to see them. The photo captions are here. His diary is first, then the poem, Hope you enjoy it!
Diary of Timmy Tomcat about his Legendary Caturday
March 24th 2013 12:13 pm
Golly-Gee-Whiskers cats we had a grand Caturday.
So let me fill you in.
We love Caturday as Pops can be with us a whole lot. We have morning treats, play time, then, of course, time fur a bit of snooze. A cat needs his energy you know. I had really gone down hard. Deep into the snooze was I. Just as my dream went to the part where I am King of he World... Huh... What?
What was that noise? I look around and... Where is every cat? I look at Pops and he is looking back into the kitchen. Hey! What gives Cats? So I get up to see what is up.
There are the Three Little Kittens sitting like statues.
Looks like Some Cat needs to Take Charge. Timmy Top Tomcat of Course!
HEY YOU! WHO IS THAT OUT THERE! Come out and fight like a TomCat!
YEAH YOU! YOU HEAR ME! This is BUTTONS!
Buddy, where did Buttons go?
Buddy: He'z thinkin dey comin so he got goin!
HEY YOU GIT! YES YOU! GIT-OUTTA-HERE!
Well I think who ever it was is gone now.
Calling All Cats, Calling All Cats, All Clear, All Clear!
Goodness. All that for just a visiting cat. Can I get back to sleep now.
So there you have it. Quite a Caturday. I wonder what would have happened if we had a Hippopotamus visit? I wonder...
Purred by: Tink the Cat (Catster Member)
March 24th 2013 at 2:18 pm
The Legend of Timmy Tomcat's Caturday
Timmy Top Tomcat took himself a nap,
Then there was a noise and he said, "What's that?"
He took a look around and he saw he was alone,
He thought, "Weren't there more kitties here? Wait! Hold the phone!"
There are three little kittens like statues on the dresser,
Now four little kittens like statues on the dresser,
Staring at the window, but there's an air condishner -
Something's on the other side, but none of them could see,
He thought, "Either it's a monster or a kitty bully!"
"Who can move the dishner?" he yelled, feeling the pressure,
But the four little kittens just stared from the dresser.
Buttons cried, "Git outta here!", but then he disappeared,
and the other three said, "Just wait a minute here!
None of us can move the dishner - it's a heavy thing!
But we know YOU can push it out without making a ding!"
So Timmy climbed up as close as he could get,
And he yelled, "Hey, you, now git, Git, GIT!"
He didn't push the dishner in case it was a monster,
Cuz then they'd all be kitty soup for a kitten connoisseur.
Timmy climbed high enough to peer through the window,
He thought, "Well I think the monster got scared and is gone now."
They all sat quietly on the dresser in fear,
then Timmy got up and he cried, "All CLEAR!"
He went back to his nest, and he thought as he sat,
"That noise was a meow - IT WAS JUST ANOTHER CAT!
It's a very good thing I was taking a nap,
So I could think quickly and know how to act!"
So he snuggled in once again and got all cozy,
Then pretty soon he's out again and all sleepy-dozy,
Dreaming, "What a good Caturday, with Pops at home,
We've done some of everything, and I'm NEVER ALONE!"
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What a great poem, and fun, too!
I love it!
Wow! You are so talented. I love the "hold the phone and sleepy dozy"
Gris scared us all the other day knocking a big heavy jewelry box off moms nightstand.