A SHOW GIRL'S THOUGHTS ON LIFE

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DA DUCHESS AND DA DONUTS

November 20th 2011 2:47 pm
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HEY PURRZ!!!!! PRINCESS TIA MARIA,TANK IN ACTION HERE! REOWZZ,,,I BEEN GOOD AND AND AND BUSY. GOTCHA DAY WAS ON DA SEVENTH OF NOVEMBER. TANKS FOR ALL DA NICE NOTES AND AND GIFTZ,I HAD GREAT DAY,MOM MADE ME MUFFINZZZZ!!!! AHH I WENT CRAZY. AND DEN,SHE GOT ME SOME NEW TOYZ AND I PLAY GOOD AND HARD AND CHEW DEM,BUT THEY NO IZ MEH DONUTZ. NOR IZ THEY JEREMY SUMPTER. HEEHEEEHEE I JUST GOTTA WRITE ABOUT DAT. LATELY,I NOTICED,MOM BEEN PUTTING UP PICTUREZ AND POSTERZ OF HER HOLLYWOOD CRUSH,ACTOR JEREMY SUMPTER,AND WELL...NOT MUCH I CAN SAY,I JUST LIKE TO STARE AT THE PICTURES OF HIM!!! DON'T BELIEVE ME? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5taQ7cmw8M SERIOUSLY,I'M A COMEDIAN!!!! MOL. SIS-SKIN BEES ANNOYING AS EVER. RRRRRR,SHE SERIOUSLY JUST HAS A WAY OF GETTING ON MY NERVES. AND SOMETIMES,MOM CAN TOO~SHE WON'T LET ME CHEW WHATEVER I WANT. SOMETIMES,I GET A WEIRD CRAVING FOR ELECTRONIC EXTRAS. PHONE CHARGERS,IPOD EARPHONES,THEY ALL GO IN MY MOUTH. MOMMA DOESN'T LIKE THAT. FOR SOME REASON UNKNOWN TO ME,AT NIGHT WHEN SHE SLEEP IF I PULL HER IPOD DOWN TO GET TO THE EARBUDS,AND EVERYTHING GO CRASHING DOWN OFF NIGHTSTAND-ONTO MOMMA-SHE GET MAD!!! WHY IS DAT-I NEED TO KNOW?!?!?!? IT NO EFFECT MY LIFE. IT DOESN'T MATTER TO ME WHAT TIME I GO TO BED,I GETZ TO SLEEPZ ALL DAY. I DON'T KNOW WHY MOM WANTZ TO GET UP EARLY IN MORNING TO DO SCHOOLWORK. WHY WOULD HUMANZ WANT TO SIT AROUND AND DO DAT WHEN YOU CAN STARE AT JEREMY,OR EAT A DONUT?? HUMANZ.
WELL,I BEE OFF NOW. FIRES TO LAY BY;DONUTZ TO CHEW. PURRINCESS TANK XOXO

 

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

May 18th 2011 10:06 pm
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HELLO!!! WELL,MOM WAS JUST GOING TO WRITE,"IT'S MY LAST DAY OF BEING ONE" AS THE ENTRY TITLE,BUT SHE GLANCE AT THE CLOCK AND SEE IT IS MY BIRTHDAY ALREADY!! IT'S MIDNIGHT! AND I AM TWO YEARS OLD! YEP,I WAS BORN MAY NINTEENTH 2009! I HAD A GOOD DAY TODAY---OOPS,I MEAN YESTERDAY,HAHA,BUT MOM MADE PANCAKES AND I GOT A LITTLE BIT AND I LIKE PEANUTS!!! THAT'S RIGHT!!! MOM GAVE ME ONE AND I BAT IT AROUND THEN I HOLD IT IN MY TOES AND POP IT IN MY MOUTH AND IT GOOD!! IT VERY GOOD!!!!! I LIKE PEANUTS VERY VERY MUCH! WHEN MOM GOT HOME FROM THE STORE TODAY I PEEK IN HER BAGS. I THINK I SMELLED TREATS AND CAUGHT A GLIMPSE OF A COOL LOOKING TOY PEEKING OUT OF HER BAG BUT SHE HUSTLED THEM OFF TO HER ROOM RIGHT AWAY. MAYBE THEY'RE FOR ME AND I'LL GET THEM FOR MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW! I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHAT I GET!
LOVE,TWO YEAR OLD TANK

 

DONUTTY DREAMS

May 3rd 2011 6:30 pm
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HI FURRIENDS,THIS IS PRINCESS TIA MARIA,TANK IN ACTION! OK,SO YOU REMEMBER THAT ONE DIARY I WROTE ON SUNDAY ABOUT "DONUTTY DREAMS"? WELL,I'M WORKING ON THESE STORIES ABOUT JUNK FOOD! TO GO ALONG WITH THE STORY,MOM ADDED A NEW VIDEO FOR ME THAT WAS TAKEN AROUND CHRISTMAS. IT'S CALLED,"TANK DEVOURS BLUEBERRY MUFFIN". I HOPE YOU CHECK IT OUT. ALRIGHT,WELL HERE GOES. MY LATEST FICTIONAL JUNK FOOD ADVENTURE,MY LATEST "DONUTTY DREAMS" TALE.

***DONUTTY DREAMS***

ONE DAY,I WAS JUST SITTING ON THE BACK OF THE COUCH,WAITING FOR MOM TO BE DONE WITH SCHOOL AND PLAY WITH ME WITH MY JESTER. THEN THE PHONE RINGS. OUR PHONE IN THE KITCHEN'S CALLER ID DOESN'T WORK,SO I KNEW ONE OF THE HUMANS WOULD RUSH FOR THE ONE ON THE LIVING ROOM TABLE. BUT NO ONE ANSWERS IT. I GLANCE AROUND. NO ONE IS LOOKING! I SCURRY OVER TO THE TABLE,JUMP UP,AND REACH MY PAW UP TO THE "TALK" BUTTON. "HELLO?" A VOICE SAYS ON THE OTHER END. "HI,THIS IS PRINCESS TIA MARIA,THAT STANDS FOR TANK IN ACTION YOU KNOW." I SAID VERY PROUDLY. *PAUSE* "WELL,I WAS LOOKING FOR A KARLI,BUT I'M SURE YOU CAN ANSWER MY QUESTION,MAAM." *BLUSHES AS BEING ADDRESSED TO AS "MAAM".* "UH,OK." "GREAT! WELL MY NAME IS MR. DONUT,AND I WORK FOR YOUR LOCAL DUNKIN' DONUTS. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A JOB THERE?" *FAINTS*

***CHAPTER TWO***
FIRST DAY ON THE JOB.
I ARRIVED NICE AND EARLY. TODAY I WAS HERE FOR MY FIRST DAY AT DUNKIN' DONUTS. THE MANAGER HAD BEEN A LITTLE NERVOUS WHEN I ASKED HIM WHAT I WOULD BE MAKING PER HOUR. (I HOPED IT WAS A LOT,ALTHOUGH I WOULD BE SPENDING IT ALL IN ONE PLACE,DUNKIN' DONUTS!) WELL,I DID MY JOB. IT WAS ACTUALLY HARDER THAN I THOUGHT. THE FIRST CUSTOMER TO COME IN WAS MY ANNOYING SIS-SKIN,GIDGIT. SHE CAME IN ASKING FOR POPTARTS. "SURE,HANG ON!" I SAID. (NORMALLY I WOULD HAVE SNAPPED AT HER,BUT SINCE I WAS "ON DUTY",I DECIDED AGAINST IT.) I FLASHED A GRIN,PUT THESE LITTLE GLOVE THINGS ON MY PAWS TO KEEP OFF THE GERMS,AND REACHED FOR A BROWN PAPER BAG. I TURNED TO THE DISPLAY OF DONUTS,MUFFINS (AHH!:)

 

NEW PICTURES,AND PIZZA!!!

May 1st 2011 8:12 pm
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HI EVERYONE,FURS,PURRS,WRINKLIES! HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND? DID YOU GET DONUTS? SADLY I DIDN'T GET ANY. :( :( :(. BUT I GOT SOME PIZZA YESTERDAY! MMM,THAT CRUST ON MEIJER'S FOUR CHEESE IS OUT OF THIS WORLD! JUST THE WAY THE TEXTURE FEELS IN MY MOUTH AS I CHEW!! AHHHHH...... HEY,HAVE YOU CHECKED OUT MY NEW PICTURES? I PUT ONE UP OF DONUTS... AND THEN I GOT SO WRAPPED UP IN THIS DREAM THAT I WAS SITTING ON A BEACH IN FLORIDA,AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,THIS GIGANTIC DONUT WALKS UP TO ME,AND IS LIKE,"MIND IF I SIT HERE?" AND I'M SO BUSY GAZING AT THE WAY THAT FROSTING IS GLAZED ON THE PERFECTLY ROUND DONUT I HARDLY HEAR A WORD... *GIDGIT COMES FLYING ONTO THE LAPTOP* "TANK!!! LISTEN TO YOU RAMBLING,GIRL!! DONUTS? WITH ICING? GET A LIFE!!" OH,BLAH,THAT'S JUST MY ANNOYING SIS-SKIN. SHE REALLY DOESN'T CARE AS MUCH AS I DO FOR JUNK FOOD,ALTHOUGH SHE LIKES POPTARTS. STRAWBERRY,SHE REFUSES TO EAT CINNAMON. THAT'S CRAZY!! OOHH,NOW I'M REEEEEALLLYYY GETTING HUNGRY! *SUDDENLY TURNS TO THE DONUT NEXT TO HER* SUREEE,OF COURSE YOU CAN SIT HERE. *GOBBLES HIM UP,LICKS LIPS*
***THE END***
HEEHEE,THAT PART ABOUT THE DONUT WAS FICTIONAL. IT'S THIS NEW STORY I'M WORKING ON. SOUNDS GOOD,DOESN'T IT? MOM ALWAYS SAYS I'M A BIT OF A DREAMER,ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO JUNK FOOD. BUT HEY,I'VE CAUGHT YOU DREAMING ABOUT GUYS,MOM,SO THERE! HEEHEE. OH,PS,I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN I PUBLISH THE STORY,I'M CALLING IT "DONUTTY DREAMS".
LOVE AND DONUTS,PRINCESS TIA,TANK IN ACTION
CURRENT MOOD:SO WHEN I'M DONE EATING THE DONUT,I SEE THIS MUFFIN WALKING TOWARDS ME...

 

JUNK-FOOD FILLED EASTER. NOT!

April 25th 2011 6:58 pm
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HELLO FURRIENDS! PRINCESS TIA MARIA TANK IN ACTION WRITING TO YOUZZA! FIRST EASTER WITH MOMMA KARLI WAS GREAT!!!!!! I THINK. NO JUNK FOOD INVOLVED,SO I'LL GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT ONE. OH,AND I'M NOT THE ONLY TORTOISESHELL IN THE HOUSE ANYMORE! MOM TOOK IN JENNY,ONE OF THE FERALS SHE'S WANTED FOR A LONG TIME. AT FIRST I LIKED JENNY,THEN I GOT JEALOUS AND SNAPPED AT HER AND HISSED AT HER. I FEEL SEMI-JEALOUS. OHHH,SPEAKING OF SEMI,SEMI SWEET CHOCOLATE CHIPS!!! MOM PUTS THEM IN HER MUFFINS,BUT SHE NEVER LETS ME HAVE ANY,SHE SAYS CHOCOLATE IS BAD FOR CATS. BLAH!!!!! MOOOOMMMMAAAAAA!!! OH,AND SPEAKING OF MUFFINS,SHE DIDN'T BRING ME ONE FROM EASTER BRUNCH. SHE HAD ONE HERSELF,BUT DIDN'T BRING ANYTHING FOR ME! MEAN! I GONNA FILE SPHYNX ABUSE! AND THEN SHE WENT TO SEE THE MOVIE SOUL SURFER TIME SIX,AND DOES SHE BRING ME BACK ANY POPCORN? OF COURSE NOT! AND SHE GOT CANDY FOR EASTER,AND NONE OF IT GOT SHARED WITH ME!!! I AM SO UNHAPPY RIGHT NOW. AT LEAST MY PICTURE GOT FEATURED ON THE EASTER CARDS MOM SENT OUT.
TODAY I WAS STILL FEELING SULKY. I WAS COLD,TOO. THERE IS THIS PURPLE BASED LAMP SITTING ON A LITTLE SIDE TABLE BY THE COUCH. I WANTED THE WARMTH FROM IT. FIRST,I TRIED TEARING OFF THE SHADE WITH MY TEETH,PRETENDING IT WAS A VERY HARD AND STALE DONUT. WHEN THAT DIDN'T WORK,I SLAMMED FULL FORCE INTO THE LAMP,AND IT TOPPLED OVER!!! GIDGIT SAID THAT WAS STUPID,BUT IT WAS CLEVER BECAUSE THEN THE LAMP WAS ON THE GROUND,AND I COULD BASK IN ITS WARMTH. MEAN MEAN MEANNNNNN MOMMA HAS TO COME AND TAKE ALL THE FUN AND JOY OUT OF ME BY PICKING UP THE LAMP AND SCOLDING ME. SEE WHAT I MEAN? IF I HADN'T GOTTEN THIS NEAT NEW SPONGY TOY THAT MOM TIED ONTO MY JESTER THE WEEK WOULD HAVE BEEN A COMPLETE DISASTER. BUT,MY JESTER IS GREAT!!!
LOVE,HUGS,AND DONUTS,PRINCESS TANK
CURRENT MOOD:BAGELS,THEY JUST POPPED INTO MY MIND AND SOUNDED GOOD.

 

TRICKS FOR TREATS

April 13th 2011 9:29 pm
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HEY EVERYFUR,EVERYPURR,AND EVERY SPHYNXY! WOW,I HAVEN'T WRITTEN IN AWHILE! NO,NO CAT SHOWS,MY NEXT ONE ISN'T UNTIL MAY. BUT I HAVE LEARNED SOME NEW TRICKS! OH,AND MOM GOT ME A COOL NEW TOY! MOM HAS REALLY BEEN WORKING ON TEACHING ME TRICKS SUCH AS AGILITY,HIGH FIVE,PAW SHAKE,AND COME. OF COURSE,I ONLY DO THOSE IF I GET A TREAT OR A TOY AFTERWARDS.
MOM GOT ME THIS NEAT NEW TOY ON SUNDAY WHEN SHE WENT TO THE STORE. IT'S THIS BLUE FLUFFY THING ON A STICK AND IT HAD A BELL INSIDE BUT THE PUPPIES CHEWED IT OUT. NOW I CAN'T PLAY WITH IT UNTIL IT'S FIXED! :(. BUT WHEN THE BELL WAS IN I LOVED IT! MOM DID THIS REALLY COOL THING WHERE SHE WAVED IT IN MY FACE AND THEN MADE IT DISAPPEAR BEHIND HER BACK. HOW ON EARTH DID SHE DO THAT??? I SERIOUSLY STARED AT HER,AND MY EYES GOT ALL BIG. MOM DID IT AGAIN! WHOA,MOM,HOW DO YOU DO THAT? TODAY WAS EXCITING DAY! MOM'S MOM PLAYED WITH ME WITH MY JESTER,AND MOM CALLED ME AT DINNER. I CAME RUNNING OVER ON COMMAND,AND JUMPED UP ON THE TABLE. (SEE,MOM,I CAN DO MAGIC TOO!) MOM MADE ME STAND UP AND BEG,AND THEN SHE GAVE ME A LITTLE CHEESE!! WE'RE STILL WORKING ON FIGURING OUT A WAY FOR ME TO DO THE HIGH FIVE ON COMMAND (MOM USUALLY WAVES A TOY AT ME AND PUTS IT ON HER PALM. I STRETCH UP TO GRAB IT,AND MY PAW SMASHES AGAINST MOM'S HAND.)BUT I KNOW I'LL GET IT SOON. YEPPERS,I'M A GENIUS!
LOVE,THE VERY SMART GENIUS-ABLE-TO-DO-MAGIC KITTY,PRINCESS TIA,TANK IN ACTION

 

I AM JUST SO AMAZING!

April 1st 2011 5:10 pm
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HI! I'M AMAZING!!! OHH YES I AM! WHO AGREES WITH ME ON THAT ONE? DONUTS ARE AMAZING TOO! AND CHEEESE...AND BLANKETS AND MOMMA AND ABOUT A MILLION OTHER THINGS. I MISS MY HOME IN NEBRASKA,BUT I LOVE IT HERE. ♥ ((((DONUTS))) ♥

APRIL FOOLS! THAT WAS HARDLY A DIARY ENTRY AT ALL! *GIGGLES* BUT I LOVE YA!

 

MOM THREW AWAY THE FRIES.

March 27th 2011 8:50 pm
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HEY EVERYONE! PRINCESS TIA MARIA TANK IN ACTION'S WRINKLED LITTLE SPHYNX TOES WRITING THIS ENTRY! I HOPE YOU ALL ARE PURRIFIC! I HAD QUITE A WEEK! IT STARTED WITH...MUFFINS! AHH,YES,MOM MADE SOME! AND ONE JUST FOR ME! SHE SET IT OUT ON A LITTLE PLATE,BUT I DIDN'T TOUCH IT. I DIDN'T WANT JUST A PLAIN MUFFIN! I WANTED MOM'S,WITH BLUEBERRIES AND CHOCOLATE CHIPS! MOM PUSHED ME AWAY,AND SHOWED ME MY MUFFIN. HMMPH. IF I CAN'T GET WHAT I WANT I'M JUST GONNA SULK ABOUT IT. OH,AND TODAY MOM WENT OUT TO EAT. SHE WRAPPED UP SOME FRENCH FRIES IN A NAPKIN TO BRING HOME FOR MY SIS-SKIN GIDGIT AND ME. AND SHE ACCIDENTALLY THREW THEM AWAY! THIS IS THE SECOND TIME SHE HAS DONE THAT! YA KNOW WHAT I THINK? I THINK SHE IS EATING THEM HERSELF. SHE PROMISES SHE ISN'T,BUT MAYBE SHE IS! (MOM KARLI:I AM NOT,TANK,AND YOU KNOW IT!) BLAH! WHATEV. I AM JUST ENJOYING ANY JUNK FOOD I CAN GET MY PAWS ON! I HAD POPCORN LAST NIGHT. MMM,GOOD. WANT TO HEAR A SECRET? MY WEAK SPOT IS...CHEESE...YES,THAT'S RIGHT. WHENEVER I AM MAD AT MOM ABOUT SOMETHING AND SHE IS EATING CHEESE I GO UP TO HER AND RUB AGAINST HER. "CHEESE,MOM,CHEESE. PLEASE?" AND GUESS WHAT? I USUALLY ALMOST ALWAYS GET SOME! I THINK MOM IS GOING TO HAVE SOME RIGHT NOW! IT'S SOOO MY LUCKY DAY!
CHEESE AND DONUTS,AND,YEAH,LOVE,PRINCESS TIA (TANK IN ACTION)

 

MY HEART IS HURT AND MY TUMMY FEELS QUEASY. (AND IT'S NOT- FROM JUNK FOOD)

March 15th 2011 7:04 pm
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FURRIENDS. MY BROTHER HERMIE DIED YESTERDAY! LITTLE TEARS ARE POURING DOWN MY NAKED AND WRINKLEY CHEEKS. WHO WILL I SHARE MY TOYS WITH? WHO WILL WATCH TO MAKE SURE THE COAST IS CLEAR WHEN I STEAL MUFFINS? HERMIE,I WANTED YOU TO GET BETTER SWEETIE! WE WERE GOING TO DO SO MANY WONDERPURR THINGS TOGETHER! THIS SUMMER WAS GONNA BE GREAT! AND YOU WERE GOING TO WATCH ME GRAND AT MY NEXT CAT SHOW! WASN'T I A GOOD NURSE? I LICKED YOUR EARS EVEN THOUGH I WOULD HAVE RATHER HAD BEEN LICKING SOMETHING SWEET. BUT YOU WERE SWEET! SWEETER THAN DONUTS! WITH SPRINKLES! YOU WERE SO UNIQUE AND I AM NEVER GOING TO FIND ANOTHER FRIEND LIKE YOU. NOT IN A MILLION,MUFFINY FILLED YEARS. I AM MOURINING FOR YOU HERMIE. I AM VERY SAD.
ALL MY LOVE,PRINCESS TIA MARIA TANK IN ACTION

 

I LOVE YOU HERMIE!

March 12th 2011 8:47 pm
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DEAR,SWEET BROTHER HERMIE YOU MEAN SO MUCH TO ME! YOU ARE ALWAYS SO KIND AND SWEET! I JUST HOPE YOU GET BETTER VERY SOON! I'LL EVEN LET YOU PLAY WITH MY JESTER. AND MY PEACOCK FEATHER. AND,WELL,YES,I'D EVEN LET YOU PLAY WITH MY SQUID. I LOVE YOU THAT MUCH SWEETIE! WHEN MOM KEEPS ME UP UNTIL THREE AM AND BLARES KATY PERRY MUSIC ON HER IPOD RANDOMLY I GET MAD. REALLY MAD. AND IT'S NOT A PRETTY SIGHT. AND I GET MAD AT GIDGIT SOMETIMES. :/ BUT HERMIE I ADORE YOU BUDDY AND DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO! I JUST WANT YOU BETTER! WE CAN EAT MUFFINS TOGETHER! AND PLAY SQUID! HERMIE,BUDDY,WE ALL LOVE YA AND SEND YA POWER OF THE PAW AND ICE CREAM AND MUFFINS AND DONUTS AND SQUIDS AND WHATEVER ELSE WILL GET YOU BETTER! I'LL BE YOUR NURSE SWEETIE! I'LL DO ALL OF THIS FOR YOU...WILL YOU JUST DO ONE THING FOR ME?
"GET WELL SOON!!!"
I ADORE YOU WITH MY WHOLE HEART,PRINCESS TIA MARIA TANK IN ACTION
CURRENT MOOD:COME ON HERMIE,YOU CAN DO THIS!

 
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