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A SHOW GIRL'S THOUGHTS ON LIFE

DA DUCHESS AND DA DONUTS

HEY PURRZ!!!!! PRINCESS TIA MARIA,TANK IN ACTION HERE! REOWZZ,,,I BEEN GOOD AND AND AND BUSY. GOTCHA DAY WAS ON DA SEVENTH OF NOVEMBER. TANKS FOR ALL DA NICE NOTES AND AND GIFTZ,I HAD GREAT DAY,MOM MADE ME MUFFINZZZZ!!!! AHH I WENT CRAZY. AND DEN,SHE GOT ME SOME NEW TOYZ AND I PLAY GOOD AND HARD AND CHEW DEM,BUT THEY NO IZ MEH DONUTZ. NOR IZ THEY JEREMY SUMPTER. HEEHEEEHEE I JUST GOTTA WRITE ABOUT DAT. LATELY,I NOTICED,MOM BEEN PUTTING UP PICTUREZ AND POSTERZ OF HER HOLLYWOOD CRUSH,ACTOR JEREMY SUMPTER,AND WELL...NOT MUCH I CAN SAY,I JUST LIKE TO STARE AT THE PICTURES OF HIM!!! DON'T BELIEVE ME? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5taQ7cmw8M SERIOUSLY,I'M A COMEDIAN!!!! MOL. SIS-SKIN BEES ANNOYING AS EVER. RRRRRR,SHE SERIOUSLY JUST HAS A WAY OF GETTING ON MY NERVES. AND SOMETIMES,MOM CAN TOO~SHE WON'T LET ME CHEW WHATEVER I WANT. SOMETIMES,I GET A WEIRD CRAVING FOR ELECTRONIC EXTRAS. PHONE CHARGERS,IPOD EARPHONES,THEY ALL GO IN MY MOUTH. MOMMA DOESN'T LIKE THAT. FOR SOME REASON UNKNOWN TO ME,AT NIGHT WHEN SHE SLEEP IF I PULL HER IPOD DOWN TO GET TO THE EARBUDS,AND EVERYTHING GO CRASHING DOWN OFF NIGHTSTAND-ONTO MOMMA-SHE GET MAD!!! WHY IS DAT-I NEED TO KNOW?!?!?!? IT NO EFFECT MY LIFE. IT DOESN'T MATTER TO ME WHAT TIME I GO TO BED,I GETZ TO SLEEPZ ALL DAY. I DON'T KNOW WHY MOM WANTZ TO GET UP EARLY IN MORNING TO DO SCHOOLWORK. WHY WOULD HUMANZ WANT TO SIT AROUND AND DO DAT WHEN YOU CAN STARE AT JEREMY,OR EAT A DONUT?? HUMANZ.
WELL,I BEE OFF NOW. FIRES TO LAY BY;DONUTZ TO CHEW. PURRINCESS TANK XOXO

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

HELLO!!! WELL,MOM WAS JUST GOING TO WRITE,"IT'S MY LAST DAY OF BEING ONE" AS THE ENTRY TITLE,BUT SHE GLANCE AT THE CLOCK AND SEE IT IS MY BIRTHDAY ALREADY!! IT'S MIDNIGHT! AND I AM TWO YEARS OLD! YEP,I WAS BORN MAY NINTEENTH 2009! I HAD A GOOD DAY TODAY---OOPS,I MEAN YESTERDAY,HAHA,BUT MOM MADE PANCAKES AND I GOT A LITTLE BIT AND I LIKE PEANUTS!!! THAT'S RIGHT!!! MOM GAVE ME ONE AND I BAT IT AROUND THEN I HOLD IT IN MY TOES AND POP IT IN MY MOUTH AND IT GOOD!! IT VERY GOOD!!!!! I LIKE PEANUTS VERY VERY MUCH! WHEN MOM GOT HOME FROM THE STORE TODAY I PEEK IN HER BAGS. I THINK I SMELLED TREATS AND CAUGHT A GLIMPSE OF A COOL LOOKING TOY PEEKING OUT OF HER BAG BUT SHE HUSTLED THEM OFF TO HER ROOM RIGHT AWAY. MAYBE THEY'RE FOR ME AND I'LL GET THEM FOR MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW! I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHAT I GET!
LOVE,TWO YEAR OLD TANK

DONUTTY DREAMS

HI FURRIENDS,THIS IS PRINCESS TIA MARIA,TANK IN ACTION! OK,SO YOU REMEMBER THAT ONE DIARY I WROTE ON SUNDAY ABOUT "DONUTTY DREAMS"? WELL,I'M WORKING ON THESE STORIES ABOUT JUNK FOOD! TO GO ALONG WITH THE STORY,MOM ADDED A NEW VIDEO FOR ME THAT WAS TAKEN AROUND CHRISTMAS. IT'S CALLED,"TANK DEVOURS BLUEBERRY MUFFIN". I HOPE YOU CHECK IT OUT. ALRIGHT,WELL HERE GOES. MY LATEST FICTIONAL JUNK FOOD ADVENTURE,MY LATEST "DONUTTY DREAMS" TALE.

***DONUTTY DREAMS***

ONE DAY,I WAS JUST SITTING ON THE BACK OF THE COUCH,WAITING FOR MOM TO BE DONE WITH SCHOOL AND PLAY WITH ME WITH MY JESTER. THEN THE PHONE RINGS. OUR PHONE IN THE KITCHEN'S CALLER ID DOESN'T WORK,SO I KNEW ONE OF THE HUMANS WOULD RUSH FOR THE ONE ON THE LIVING ROOM TABLE. BUT NO ONE ANSWERS IT. I GLANCE AROUND. NO ONE IS LOOKING! I SCURRY OVER TO THE TABLE,JUMP UP,AND REACH MY PAW UP TO THE "TALK" BUTTON. "HELLO?" A VOICE SAYS ON THE OTHER END. "HI,THIS IS PRINCESS TIA MARIA,THAT STANDS FOR TANK IN ACTION YOU KNOW." I SAID VERY PROUDLY. *PAUSE* "WELL,I WAS LOOKING FOR A KARLI,BUT I'M SURE YOU CAN ANSWER MY QUESTION,MAAM." *BLUSHES AS BEING ADDRESSED TO AS "MAAM".* "UH,OK." "GREAT! WELL MY NAME IS MR. DONUT,AND I WORK FOR YOUR LOCAL DUNKIN' DONUTS. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A JOB THERE?" *FAINTS*

***CHAPTER TWO***
FIRST DAY ON THE JOB.
I ARRIVED NICE AND EARLY. TODAY I WAS HERE FOR MY FIRST DAY AT DUNKIN' DONUTS. THE MANAGER HAD BEEN A LITTLE NERVOUS WHEN I ASKED HIM WHAT I WOULD BE MAKING PER HOUR. (I HOPED IT WAS A LOT,ALTHOUGH I WOULD BE SPENDING IT ALL IN ONE PLACE,DUNKIN' DONUTS!) WELL,I DID MY JOB. IT WAS ACTUALLY HARDER THAN I THOUGHT. THE FIRST CUSTOMER TO COME IN WAS MY ANNOYING SIS-SKIN,GIDGIT. SHE CAME IN ASKING FOR POPTARTS. "SURE,HANG ON!" I SAID. (NORMALLY I WOULD HAVE SNAPPED AT HER,BUT SINCE I WAS "ON DUTY",I DECIDED AGAINST IT.) I FLASHED A GRIN,PUT THESE LITTLE GLOVE THINGS ON MY PAWS TO KEEP OFF THE GERMS,AND REACHED FOR A BROWN PAPER BAG. I TURNED TO THE DISPLAY OF DONUTS,MUFFINS (AHH!:)