March 9th 2013 10:38 am
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Meowmy said that the time keeper of the world time zones was going to steal some of our Zzzzz's tonight. UGH! How dare they!?!
Don't they know that Zzzz's are the most precious things a kitty has after nom-noms of course...oh, and maybe catnip...MOL!
Appawrently, the timekeeper wants to add some extra light at the end of the days for a while...whatevfur!
Meowmy isn't too thrilled either, because she is working till 11pm, gets home later than that, and has to get up at 630am...so she will be sleep deprived fur sure:(
Oh well, that's life...
Here is something funny that our auntie sent us through the interwebs:
Rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology
Artery - The study of paintings
Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria
Barium - What doctors do when patients die
Benign - What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan - Searching for Kitty
Cauterize - Made eye contact with her
Colic - A sheep dog
Coma - A punctuation mark
Dilate - To live long
Enema - Not a friend
Fester - Quicker than someone else
Fibula - A small lie
Impotent - Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane
Morbid - A higher offer
Nitrates - Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
Normally more money than Days
Node - I knew it
Outpatient - A person who has fainted
Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative - A letter carrier
Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery
Rectum - Nearly killed him
Secretion - Hiding something
Seizure - Roman Emperor
Tablet - A small table
Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport
Tumor - One plus one more
Urine - Opposite of you're out
Meowmy, what or who are rednecks anyways??
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Wow these are some funnies.
Hope you don't mind I tell Pops these fur his work place on Mondaze.
And whut izzit with this sleep steelin in the night. We Tomcat are going to keep watch.
Maybe we can be seeing them stealing into our rooms to be stealing the dreaming befur stealing away again with the stolen stealin dreamin.
Yes I did just say that. I think.
Your pal in the dreamin!
MOL these are funny and mom has some red neck family members so she can so relate,
We do like to spring forward here at our house cause we like it when it day light longer at night time
but I am not sure about losing all those zzzzx's
MOL, those are funny!
Yeah but the good thing is we got our breakfast an hour early today. 4 am instead of 5, and then Mom went back to bed.
I like your medical terms. I like cat scan best. Mom does those a lot. Timo has fond memories (NOT) of enema.
STEALING OUR SLEEPS??? That's awful! Who would do that? Where can I get it backs? I don't want to lose any sleeps!
Hi, there kitty pals!
We hope you have gotten caught up on those Zzzz's, or at least found where they were hidden.
Timmy T, we hope your Pops workmates had a belly laugh!
Did you see the thief, Kally Kat? MOL!
Hi, Mietzi! Meowmy does a lot of those cat scans, too...but not the other, MOL!!
How are you doing?? We missed you...but we sure hope you found those Zzzz's that you were missing!
Mom was much dismayed that I seemed to know about the time change and didn't let her rest an hour later than the clock said she could! She called me a slave driver, but then I nibbled my toes and she melted, so all was well. MOL
ROFMOL!! Meowmi was feeling like those are her cuzzins spoutin' all that medical furminology! hhee. . . course it took her a while to wake up enough to read them. . . she's been pretty out of it since they stole her zzzzzzzzzzzzz's. . . .
This is the cutest diary I have seen on here in a very long time, I think you should be COTW for this *giggles*
OMC mom was drinking coffee when she read this and she nearly choked on it! tooooo funny, we love this, it gave us giggles too.i second Presley's idea.
My neck is white. Congrats on being a diary pick today!
OMC....TOO FUNNY!!! our laugh of the day..... sure hope that your meowmy has caught up on her sleep.....
Congrats on being chosen as DDP today:)
Hi, Minnie!You made meowmy giggle!
Hi, Bondi! Is your mom awake by now??
We agree, COTW would be fun! But lets make sure its on a week where meowmy has the most days off, MOL!
We hope your mom has stopped sputtering...
We do not want to see you with a red neck...except maybe with a scarf...
we hope we didn't offend you or anyone else...we just copied the whole email as we got it...maybe we should have 'filtered' it?
We think meowmy nevfur gets enough sleep, she loves to yawn!
Thanks, all of you fur stopping by!
Meowmi had to wake up at 4 this morning for a 100 mile drive to work today. . . got home about an hour ago & managed to feed us before she fell in bed with her laptop. . . I don't think she's gonna last long!
Concats on DDP!