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Stealing Our Zzzzzz's

March 9th 2013 10:38 am
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OMC!
Meowmy said that the time keeper of the world time zones was going to steal some of our Zzzzz's tonight. UGH! How dare they!?!
Don't they know that Zzzz's are the most precious things a kitty has after nom-noms of course...oh, and maybe catnip...MOL!
Appawrently, the timekeeper wants to add some extra light at the end of the days for a while...whatevfur!

Meowmy isn't too thrilled either, because she is working till 11pm, gets home later than that, and has to get up at 630am...so she will be sleep deprived fur sure:(

Oh well, that's life...

Here is something funny that our auntie sent us through the interwebs:

Rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology

Medical Term

Redneck Definition

Artery - The study of paintings

Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria

Barium - What doctors do when patients die

Benign - What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome

Cat scan - Searching for Kitty

Cauterize - Made eye contact with her

Colic - A sheep dog

Coma - A punctuation mark

Dilate - To live long

Enema - Not a friend

Fester - Quicker than someone else

Fibula - A small lie

Impotent - Distinguished, well known

Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane

Morbid - A higher offer

Nitrates - Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
Normally more money than Days

Node - I knew it

Outpatient - A person who has fainted

Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative - A letter carrier

Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery

Rectum - Nearly killed him

Secretion - Hiding something

Seizure - Roman Emperor

Tablet - A small table

Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport

Tumor - One plus one more

Urine - Opposite of you're out

Meowmy, what or who are rednecks anyways??

 
 

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Purred by: Timmy Tomcat DB #122a (Catster Member)

March 9th 2013 at 10:18 pm

Hey YooBeeRFavriteSiamese!

Wow these are some funnies.
Hope you don't mind I tell Pops these fur his work place on Mondaze.

And whut izzit with this sleep steelin in the night. We Tomcat are going to keep watch.

Maybe we can be seeing them stealing into our rooms to be stealing the dreaming befur stealing away again with the stolen stealin dreamin.

Yes I did just say that. I think.

Your pal in the dreamin!
Timmy T
Purred by: ♥Kally Kat♥ (Catster Member)

March 10th 2013 at 3:20 am

dis iz so funnie!

Me wont bee sleepin tewnite!
Cuz, me will bees on da look outts =OO= Mews will bees on da look outts tewnite!
Purred by: Tiny Mighty MoeMoe~Dreamette # (Catster Member)

March 10th 2013 at 4:19 am

MOL these are funny and mom has some red neck family members so she can so relate,
We do like to spring forward here at our house cause we like it when it day light longer at night time
but I am not sure about losing all those zzzzx's
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

March 10th 2013 at 9:12 am

MOL, those are funny!
Purred by: Mietzi Katze♥ (Catster Member)

March 10th 2013 at 12:41 pm

Yeah but the good thing is we got our breakfast an hour early today. 4 am instead of 5, and then Mom went back to bed.
I like your medical terms. I like cat scan best. Mom does those a lot. Timo has fond memories (NOT) of enema.
Purred by: River (Catster Member)

March 11th 2013 at 9:22 pm

STEALING OUR SLEEPS??? That's awful! Who would do that? Where can I get it backs? I don't want to lose any sleeps!
Purred by: WeBeesSiameezers (Catster Member)

March 12th 2013 at 4:27 am

Hi, there kitty pals!
We hope you have gotten caught up on those Zzzz's, or at least found where they were hidden.

Timmy T, we hope your Pops workmates had a belly laugh!
Did you see the thief, Kally Kat? MOL!
Hi, Tiny!
Hi, Jez!
Hi, Mietzi! Meowmy does a lot of those cat scans, too...but not the other, MOL!!
River!
How are you doing?? We missed you...but we sure hope you found those Zzzz's that you were missing!

Purs!
Purred by: Minuette (Catster Member)

March 12th 2013 at 4:40 am

Mom was much dismayed that I seemed to know about the time change and didn't let her rest an hour later than the clock said she could! She called me a slave driver, but then I nibbled my toes and she melted, so all was well. MOL
Purred by: Bondi (Catster Member)

March 16th 2013 at 2:06 am

ROFMOL!! Meowmi was feeling like those are her cuzzins spoutin' all that medical furminology! hhee. . . course it took her a while to wake up enough to read them. . . she's been pretty out of it since they stole her zzzzzzzzzzzzz's. . . .
Purred by: Presley Dreamette #27a (Catster Member)

March 16th 2013 at 1:10 pm

This is the cutest diary I have seen on here in a very long time, I think you should be COTW for this *giggles*
Purred by: ♥ Anna ♥ (Catster Member)

March 16th 2013 at 1:46 pm

OMC mom was drinking coffee when she read this and she nearly choked on it! tooooo funny, we love this, it gave us giggles too.i second Presley's idea.
Purred by: Newman (Catster Member)

March 16th 2013 at 4:04 pm

My neck is white. Congrats on being a diary pick today!
Purred by: ♥Harley-Dreamette 2 (Catster Member)

March 16th 2013 at 6:02 pm

OMC....TOO FUNNY!!! our laugh of the day..... sure hope that your meowmy has caught up on her sleep.....

Congrats on being chosen as DDP today:)
Purred by: WeBeesSiameezers (Catster Member)

March 17th 2013 at 1:36 am

Hi, Minnie!You made meowmy giggle!
Hi, Bondi! Is your mom awake by now??
Hi, Presley!
We agree, COTW would be fun! But lets make sure its on a week where meowmy has the most days off, MOL!
Hi, Anna!
We hope your mom has stopped sputtering...
Hi, Newman!
We do not want to see you with a red neck...except maybe with a scarf...
we hope we didn't offend you or anyone else...we just copied the whole email as we got it...maybe we should have 'filtered' it?
Hi, Harley!
We think meowmy nevfur gets enough sleep, she loves to yawn!

Thanks, all of you fur stopping by!
Purred by: Bondi (Catster Member)

March 17th 2013 at 5:30 am

Meowmi had to wake up at 4 this morning for a 100 mile drive to work today. . . got home about an hour ago & managed to feed us before she fell in bed with her laptop. . . I don't think she's gonna last long!

Concats on DDP!


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