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Meowgling, that is Kitty Giggling!

January 21st 2013 2:33 pm
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Our Auntie thought we all needed to have a good giggle...so she sent us this:

THE CAT THAT WENT TO HEAVEN


A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said,
'You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.'
The cat thought for a minute and then said 'All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.'
God said, 'Say no more.' Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.

A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to Heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with the same offer that He made to the cat.
The mice said, 'Well, we have had to run all of our lives: from cats, dogs, and even people with brooms! If we could just have some little roller skates, we would not have to run again.'
God answered, 'It is done.' All the mice had beautiful roller skates.

About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow.. God gently awakened the cat and asked, 'Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?'
The cat replied, 'Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy in my life. The pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on Wheels you have been sending over are delicious!'

Hey, we need a cute clean one and a non political one every once in awhile.

Are you all meowgling now?! Our sides are hurting from all the meowgling we did!

Meowmy says she is feeling pain too...but not so much from meowgling, but from shoveling...snow, UGH!
Brrr! Its cold out there too...but we are snuggled down and cozy. And pawppy is home so we are enjoying pestering him fur lap time...but...he wants to have a different type of lap top since he is doing some work, so we are not happy to be told no...
...and meowmy is meowgling! MOL!

 
 

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Purred by: ♥Harley-Dreamette 2 (Catster Member)

January 22nd 2013 at 12:14 am

MOL....that just kills me MOL..... god forgot how smart we are.....your poor mom....shovelling is no fun and I heard the Mrs. complaining about how cold it is too.....
Purred by: ♥Harley-Dreamette 2 (Catster Member)

January 22nd 2013 at 12:14 am

Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

January 22nd 2013 at 7:33 am

MOL, that is too funny!
Purred by: WeBeesSiameezers (Catster Member)

January 23rd 2013 at 12:51 am

And, we got more snow today...winter is here with a vengeance!
Purred by: Mr. Micky, Southern Gentleman, (Catster Member)

January 23rd 2013 at 11:17 pm

That's a funny story, we're all laughing.
Shoveling snow is not fun, glad you are all warm and cozy.
Hugs, Mister Micky
Purred by: Timmy Tomcat DB #122a (Catster Member)

January 27th 2013 at 7:13 pm

That is FUNNY!
MEOW!
We just stopped by to send MomCat some Purrs!

Purrrrrrrr
Timmy and Family
Purred by: ♥Kally Kat♥ (Catster Member)

February 3rd 2013 at 4:10 am

Wow! I didn't know that had (MOW) meals on wheels in kitty heavens!

Cute though.

Who is the author of this book? I can't recall the name!

After that hard shoveling of snow a nice warm bath tub soak will help ya out!

My Mommy bought one of those Snow Broom,Snow Broom for the car e - zee duz it!

They don't cost much, under $19.99 at a local hardware store like ACE Hardware or even online!

Purrs ov luvs,
Kally Kat ღ ღ
Purred by: WeBeesSiameezers (Catster Member)

February 3rd 2013 at 4:18 am

Hi, Kally Kat!
We have no idea who wrote that...but it sure was funny in a cute way...MOW, indeed, MOL!
That looks like a good tool for bad winter weather...


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