Priscilla's Mewsings about Everything

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I am baaaaack!

July 25th 2012 10:12 am
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We have been doing great, what can I say. I have accumulated a few pieces of fine furniture that I treasure, like my cardboard loungers, my cardboard scratcher ramps and my cardboard boxes. My pawpa was a big dice for Halloween last year and I inherited his costume, which makes a great cardboard chateau. I have been learning French, by the way, so I will soon be able to eavesdrop in three human languages. Katya is becoming more crafty when it comes to escaping. My pawrents had to buy her a vest to go to the backyard. She looks so funny ha ha ha! I don't know why she likes the outdoors so much. It's hot and uncomfortable outside with these furs. The other day it had been raining and she got her paws wet and muddy, like ... ugh... a doggie. She rolls on the dirt, too. Kristina and I get inside the house soon after going out but Katya prefers to brave the heat and the mosquitoes for some -overrated- fresh air. Yesterday my meowmie locked her in the bedroom accidentaly before going to work. I have to admit that Kristina and I enjoyed some peace for about nine hours. But we'll keep her around; she's fun when in the mood to play. I need to update my photos!

 

My reputation precedes me. Good.

August 22nd 2011 1:51 pm
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Last Saturday my pawrents shoved me inside a crate and took me to the vet. I had to ride in a car, how terrible. My cries could be heard all over the entire neighborhood and the world. My sister Kristina followed my lead.

When we got there, I heard someone say: "Let me take Priscilla first; she's THE difficult one".
And took me in my crate to the back room to be weighted and poked in the special place under my tail. What disrespect. The only thing that I liked about this visit was that they remembered me. Someone wrote in a file how mean I can be, and that I bite people. My reputation precedes me. MOL.

Oh, and they thought I pooped myself or had some strange illness, when they found some strange flakes all over me. Those were tuna flakes that my pawrents used to bribe me.( Good thing my parents explained that.) I refused to eat them. They were tuna flakes tainted with deceit.

Once back home, I returned to my angelical self, and proceeded to forget the morninng.

PS: They called me fat, too. I have slowly lost a few ounces. 14.4lbs from ~15 last time I went.

 

A book about cats in space!

July 20th 2011 12:09 pm
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Months ago my meowmie purchased an ebook called Catalyst: A Novel of the Barque Cats (By recognized sci-fi authors Anne McCaffrey and Elizabeth Ann Scarbourough). I think the cover is very pretty.
It wasn’t until a few days ago that meowmie finally got to it. This book contains two of her greatest passions: cats and space.
The story develops in a universe with planets adapted for and colonized by humans and their animals. Space travel is a common and accessible to everyone. Barque cats are a special lineage of felines that are bred to live inside space ships. Their duties include killing vermin inside the ship and detecting gas leaks. Every ship has a Cat Person responsible for caring for these cats.
The story starts with Chessie, a valuable pregnant Barque cat who is kidnapped and taken to a farm. Meanwhile, strange shiny, tasty beetles appear all over the colonized planets, space stations and ships. When ingested they have unexpected effects that could have many innocent animals destroyed by the galactic government for fear of an epidemic. A group of human characters will be on a race to save the lives of all these animals. Where do these beetles come from? How are the cats going to escape their terrible fate?
I give the book two paws up, and I’m looking forward reading the second book titled “Catacombs”.

 

Is there an app for cat?

July 18th 2011 12:49 pm
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Hi ya'll,
I've been away from Catster for too long. I wish there was a Catster iPad/iPhone app. It would make my life so much easier. My meowmie does not turn on the compurrter for me very often and since I cannot upload pictures or movies from the phone, I am stuck and catsterless for long periods. Please Catster fairies, build an app. I'll pay you in tuna flakes or whatever but please.

Check out my (and my sisters') newly posted pictures and videos.

 

My pawrents have no talent! (Photographic evidence, and- other mewsings)

April 30th 2011 10:36 am
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Welcome to this new installment of my mewsings, and thank you for stopping by.  I know I have many fans but they're too shy to comment.  MOL.  That 's okay, I already enjoy writing these mewsings too much.

A couple of weeks ago my pawrents promised to build us cardboard scratchers and even a little house for me to unwind.  After an exhaustive web search we found wonderful projects from Martha Stewart et al.  I was very excited about this. This is what I pictured how my new office would be.  And this is what I got!


This is how I pictured my new scratcher.  This is what I got.  


  I will not say more and move on...  

So who watched the royal wedding yesterday?  I did not, but decided to peruse the online photos.  Very nice, I guess...  See, I am a little bit hurt because I was not invited.  I know that attending would have involved car trips and international travel, and I would have had to decline, but it is the sentiment that matters to me.  I mean, after all, I am related to the Queen!  We way go back a few million years, when our common ancestor was alive.  If I ever get married -unlikely, since I'm a stubborn bachelorette set in my own ways and happy as I am- I will not invite the Queen or the princes.  That will teach them...  



Speaking of bachelorhood, I got another idea for the Kitteh Network:  The Feline Bachelor and The Feline Bachelorette.  Let me know if you're interested and I will send you an application form.  

We will also have a cat version of The Price is Right (Thanks, Siggy!).  The products, of course, will be cat products and appliances from our (future) sponsors.

Also, any cats out there who have a litter of too many kittens?  The Kitteh Network is interested in filmimg a reality show based on your gigantic family so that people can peek at your life and thank Bastet that they're not you.  

Meow you next time!

 

I'm back, with my first mewsings

April 13th 2011 8:06 pm
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This is the first entry after announcing my rebranding. Welcom to my musings page and I hope you enjoy.

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My furriend and business partner Sigmond and I have many pawsome projects in work. One of the ideas is to create The Kitteh Network, a channel for cats, by cats. Right now we're just in the brainstorming-while-eating-tuna-flakes stage, though. Amongst the shows we will produce, there is "American Cat Idol", "Dancing with the Cats" , and " Top Cat Chef". Your ideas for new original shows are welcome.

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I'm seriously considering saving $2000 towards a music video by Ark company or whatever their name is. This company has been releasing videos in You Tube, and unless you live under a rock, you know they produced the video Friday by Rebecca Black. I want to compose a song called Caturday! What do you think?

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My pawrents got us a new type of cat litter that feels dreamy on my paws. It's so nice that I feel like I know what is to be in the desert like my ancestors, or at the beach. It's so nice that I feel bad for doing my business there. But it's nothing personal, just business...

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And lastly, I suggest you check out my sister Katya Luna's video of her playing with my meowmie's iPad. We need to make a better video, with better lighting, but this one will do for now.

That's all, see you later!
Purrscilla

 

About rebranding my online persona

March 13th 2011 4:03 pm
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hi ya'll,
As you may have noticed, I just changed my diary title from "Priscilla's book club" to "Priscilla's Mewsings about Everything". I was not being very good about my book club, and would like to expand the focus of this diary. I have opinions about so many things that it would be unfair for my loyal readers to deprive them from my feline wisdom. MOL Of course I will review books once in a while...

Today is my meowmie's birthday/gotcha day. I don't know her age, but I'm pretty sure it is like a ton of years. As old as a sea turtle. So, happy birthday Meowmie!

Last Friday we got a new water fountain, made of ceramic, so that my sister Kristina doesn't get any more chin pimples. Ewww. Anyway, I LOVE it! I cannot stop drinking water. Sometimes I just sit to contemplate the flowing water.

 

HALP! Something smells fishy, but not in a good way

February 4th 2011 8:01 am
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It all started last night, when after giving me a delicious serving of wet food, they put away our food plates and even the water fountain. We all thought it was odd, since there's always a plate of dry food available and they have never taken away the water. But my belly was full and happy, so I went upstairs and took a nap at their cozy comforter. Before they kick me out of the bedroom, I decide to check out downstairs to see if a new plate of kibbles and water sprouted spontaneously. Nope. Then in the morning, the first thing they do is bring out the carrier. Nooooooooooo! What are they going to do to me? I should have known better. After all, I pride myself of being an excellent eavesdropper. And I CAN hear ultrasound! I'll let you know what happens later. I wonder what they'll do to me.

 

In the mood for Valentine's day

January 29th 2011 1:48 pm
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This is a love song/poem I wrote recently:

LOVELY WHISKERS (sung by Priscilla, featuring Air Supply)

Your socks are white as snow
Your tail, so many rings
Your tabbiness, enchanting
And your whiskers are lovely.
Yeah, your whiskers are lovely.

Chorus:
Lovely whiskers
they're made of harp strings
that the Rainbow Bridge angels
use to play incessantly.

Let me see your fluffiness-
It's made of clouds and dreams.
If you let me lick your forehead
You'll make me happy.
Yeah, you'll make me happy.

Repeat Chorus

I fantasize that this window
dissolves at your sight;
it's my wish to nap together
under the moonlight.
Yeah, under the moonlight.

 

Tag Time

January 29th 2011 1:45 pm
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I have been tagged by dear furriend, Sigmond!
Here are the rules:
Name the 5 most annoying things your humans do, then tag 5 others to keep it going.

1. Hearing my pawrents open a can, and after I get excited and start meowing, they put a can of tomato sauce in front of my face so that I can sense its horrible smell. Okay, I can see it's not tuna... Point taken, I'll leave now.

2. When I want to do a super grooming session on pawpa's hair, but he covers his head with a blanket.

3. A very annoying whistle that pawpa makes for us that we know means "get back inside the house", or "time to get out of my bedroom". We reluctantly obey, and I always let him know I don't like it.

4. My meowmie's laugh! I HATE it. So annoying, I always leave the room when the hyena starts...

5. Bring a new cat to the house, without my consent. I'm kidding! Greetings Katya Luna!

 
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