November 18th 2012 6:32 am
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Golly-Gee Whiskers!
I really made a mistake in my reporting.
Trumpets! Taa-Daa, Taa-Daa, Taa-Dut--Taa-Taa-Taa!
Mss Fitz is Officially part of the Tomcat Home!
*The Boys all come over and start muttering*
Toby: "Whoa there son! Who made you the boss of us?"
Buddy:"But, she a SHE, so whut we do bout da Tomcat Home?"
Toby: "She plays as hard as anycat. I really like her too. So maybe... Hmmm... "
Rumpy: "She hates me!"
Buddy: "We all hatez youz Rumper!"
Buttons: "Buddy, give it a rest will ya."
Rumpy: "Why do you all hate me?"
Buddy: "Cauze..."
Buttons: "STUFF IT RUMPY, BUDDY, goodness! Where is Tim?"
*Timmy walks jumps onto the couch and looks down on the Boyz*
Timmy: "QUIET! All of you! When Fitz got home from the Spay and Save Adoption event on June 17th she was very upset. Just check with your diary B! I took her under the couch for a heart to heart. I told her she was welcome to stay. That I would do all I can to make her welcome, but, ultimately, it was up to Pops. He buys the Cat food and has the final say. So Buttons, I need to know why you said Fitz is Officially part of our home. It's not your call."
Buttons: "I just saw Pops put the application in to Spay and Save. He wrote in the note part how happy she has been here."
Timmy: "You really have to stop snooping!"
Rumpy: "YEAH, You can't...
Timmy: "SHUT UP"
Rumpy: *Mumbles* - "Razum frazum blah de blah blah..."
*Fitz comes into the room*
Fitz: "Whats up?"
*Timmy jumps down from the couch with tail held high*
Timmy: *Tim Belts it out* -"Hear-Ye, Hear-Ye! I hereby declare that beautiful lady Fitz is now officially a cat of the Tomcat Home!"
Fitz:"REALLY!"
*Everycat starts rubbing and head bumping Fitz with tails up!*
Fitz: "Thanks. I really appreciate it. Even you Rump."
*Pops walks in and the cats all disperse*
Pops: "What in the world?"
*Buttons waves goodbye and gives a wink*
Report from Mr B with FIV
Every happy home needs a Queen! Congratulations to Fitz and all of you! MOL!! Wonderfur mews fur sure!!
Welcome offurcially to Miss Fitz!
Hugs all around, and some great tail weaving together, too...hmmm...how is Rumpy gonna do that? MOL! You boys definitely need the civilizing presence of a girl cat! Congrats on your new official sisfur! You boys definitely need a girl cat to keep you in line! Congrats to Miss Fits! A female presence makes all the difference, but make no mistake boys, we rule! Get ready for some changes in the household (albeit good ones) . . . Y'all needed a girl to keep you in line! oh wow!!! Hi Fitz!!! Guess what? Guess what???
I am staying too!
I mean here, in Ridgewood, with Ruffy and Smokie and all and mostly my big Brofur CK
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November 18th 2012 at 7:59 am