January 16th 2012 7:52 pm
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You need to understand that I'm a super chill cat. Dad calls me his zen cat. I don't really meow very much or yowl. However I still make my wants clear. Here are a few examples.

Getting into the basement
I enjoy going in the basement. I refrain from meowing or pawing at the door. Rather, I simply walk down the hall, then peek around the corner until Mom or Dad sees me andopens the door.

Getting some attention
I have a move that I call the Roser Dozer. It involves simply walking into someone's leg head first. No rubbing up against it, just walking into it.

The tub
I LOVE to drink water from the tub faucet. So, when I need a drink, I just hop in the tub and gaze at faucet. If Mom or Dad are in the bathroom they will turn the faucet on then off right away so I can drink the drips.

Zen purrs,
Rose

Purred by: Laura W

January 17th 2012 at 9:32 am

rosie....ewe noe whatz good for zen....

bet ya thought we wuz gonna say trout huh

act shoe allee, itz mackeral....

stik a mackeral in de hinge oh de basemint door....it'll alwayz bee open

wear a mackeral aza hat N knot onlee will ewe knot bump inta sum purrson's leg, ewe will haz instant snak

fill de bath tub with mackeral N we guarantee de faucet will always bee on coz de peepul will say de room be stinkin N they will be tryin ta hose de mackeral smell away :)

peace out N rock on !!