The Mythology of Purr-C-Us

Ankle Biting Tips From Purrseus...

July 17th 2012 8:19 pm
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Holy Bastet! You cats totally gotta get this fur cut I have. It's AWESOME! I have so much more energy that I can hardly keep still. I've been getting in some serious racing around and ankle biting time. Ankle biting is fun. Let me tell you my techniques. Feel free to take notes and copy them:

For humans, I like to get up on my hind legs, and start bouncing as they approach. They get all "Awww! Look at the kitten!" And they hardly walk fast enough before I dive right in and start bunny kicking and gnawing ankle meat... Bwa ha ha! Mom follows up by shrieking and running away. Dad usually bends over and starts hand wrestling me, which is of course awesome.

And then there's my brothers' ankles... That takes a bit more ninja like maneuvers. First I get down on my belly on the ground and act all casual. I'm all "Don't mind me, just lounging here in the hallway!" Then as they walk past, I wait till their head is completely past me and not looking in my direction... Then, I do a lunge on my elbows and tilt my head to grab at their hind ankles! Generally this erupts into a full on wrestle match. So be ready for a quick retreat or energy burst to give 'em what for! Hiiiii-Yay!

Ahhh it's fun being a Purr-C!

 
 

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Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

July 17th 2012 at 11:29 pm

I used to be quite the ankle-biter too!
Purred by: Samoa - Diva Angel (Catster Member)

July 18th 2012 at 1:31 pm

*grabs a pen and starts jotting down notes* I pride myself at being quite the ankle biter in my house, Purrseus! I think you have some mighty fine tips that I might have to try!
Purred by: Zachery Tristan (Catster Member)

July 18th 2012 at 4:37 pm

I'm a proud ankle biter too. I get Zoe and Gris all the time! I even get Diamond on an occasion. She's really fun to get.


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