June 27th 2010 11:54 am
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Mom was so shocked when she woke up and found out that I was Diary of the Day! Mom showed Dad, but I don't think Dad understood what an honor it was. MOL! She is so happy and she tried to show me but I was more interested in pushing the keys and smacking the laptop.
Last night, I got a bath, like I said. It was nasty. Well, 3 hours later, I went to the bathroom in my Booda Dome... and well, this is embarrassing. I went poop and then I stepped in it while I tried to bury it! I was so alarmed by it on my foot, I kept stepping in it and kicking litter everywhere! Then I darted out of the box, and ran across the room and jumped on Mom with my poo-laden paws! Mom and Dad were watching a movie in bed, too! Mom said to Dad, "MY ARM SMELLS LIKE POOP!" But it was too late, I jumped on Dad too and darted across the bed, getting it all over the bed spread!
So Mom and Dad had to put the sheets in the wash, and Mom had to wash her arm off. Then, to my terrible surprise, I got a bath again! This time it was with wet cloths, but all the same, I hated it so I meowed and was terribly upset. I couldn't understand why I was experiencing this torture not once, but twice in 3 hours! What is this world coming to??? After they got all the poo and litter of my just cleaned legs and feet, I was free. Mom and Dad had to sweep up the litter that I tossed all around the bathroom and then Dad cleaned the poo out of my litter box. When it was all clean, I decided it would be a great time to show my appreciation and go pee in the litter box cause it was just so clean. Dad hadn't even put the top on yet! Mom and Dad looked at me with weird looks but I just looked at them right back. I saw nothing wrong with it!
I was so thankful for their help, I decided to keep them up all night. At 3:30am, I leaped on Mom's back with my claws out. She was so alarmed that I ran off. She told me I needed to knock it off cause it really hurt! Sometimes I forget that Mom isn't like my scratching post and I can't jump on top of her like I do with that! So I was a good boy and I fell asleep.
I couldn't go outside when I woke up today because it was raining. Boo! Now it's wet outside, and I don't really like getting my paws wet because then I have to sit down and lick them, and then my butt gets wet... yada yada yada.
Now I am sleeping under my new favorite nap spot: a chair. Mom doesn't know why I like it so much recently but it is so comfy!
I'll meow again soon,
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Poor Liam, sorry your day is not going well.
Look on the brighter side, your a chosen Daily Diary Pick.
Hope the rest of your day is better.
Congrats on being a diary pick, Liam! I think you've had enough water for awhile anyway, so stay nice and dry. It is very hot here in California today though.
Thanks for purring for me.