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Mr. Slippy Paws

June 20th 2011 3:08 pm
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Before I found my family, someone had my claws taken off in the front. My hands are nice and smooth, but I do miss my claws. I especially miss them when a certain orange brat comes by with his tail all poufy and wants to fight.

I can hear the other cats laugh at me and say, "Look! There goes Mr. Slippy Paws! Should we go beat him up?" And then before I know it, I am at the losing end of a fight even though I am nearly twice as large as them!

Last week, I escaped from the house two times. I ran right to Mommy's garden to smell the catmint. But Daddy soon fetched me to bring me back inside. He says the outdoors is no place for Mr. Slippy Paws!

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Purred by: Gypsy (Catster Member)

June 20th 2011 at 3:15 pm

You let me have " a word" with them!!! They don't want to argue with me!!

Purred by: Hazel Mazel (Mazie) (Catster Member)

June 20th 2011 at 4:07 pm

It's good to know the othercats give you your come upins!

Purred by: Mr. Spot (Catster Member)

June 20th 2011 at 4:11 pm

I don't have claws either. I'm the BIG BOY here. I should always win but the girls have claws. It's just not fair! I miss my claws.

Purred by: ❀ Jezebel DG 29 ❀ (Catster Member)

June 21st 2011 at 12:58 am

I would hate not having claws - I like using them when the dogs (or Maurice) get outta line.

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