May 5th 2013 10:37 am
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Well hello dere all mah Catster furends. Buddy Budd here wit sum gud infurmation dat been fur any youngin. Mah little Man-Cat Buttonz, well he aint so little no mo, but anyhoo, ah tell-ya da trainer methodz.
Hi Uncle Buddy. Can you show me the correct way to attack a quarrelsome box?
Ya gotta check da innerds. Check em gud now!
Go deep inta dat boxer. Yup Yup!
Cuz dere may be da prizer. Not dis case butt sum time.
Now Ya grab dat boxer and giv-em a Shaker. Shaker shake shake.
Now ya gotta bite! Bite so yer nose crinkler. Bite bite bite.
An ya use da paw to grab-em! Grab-em and Spin-em!
Now ya user dat wrestler mover. Ya Body Slammer. Yessir!
Da fazt Smakey Paw ta da body. Fazt now don't be a kitten.
Now ya put dat gud Stomp on dat box!
Da Cat Victorious! Yoo stand over dat box an relisher da winnin.
Yoo too can be da boss uf da Box in yer home.
Now yoo youngin been listen gud to da Buddy Budd an take diz training to da heart. Ya gonna finder dat by bein top ’o’ box ya able ta take care biznit and keepin dem catz inna place dat need place keepin.
Great tutorial - thank you for sharing!
Oh this is very edyouCATional. I'll be looking for my own problem box soon. I'm just glad that nocat in your household has a problem with THE box. You know... The box we all use and love. The one where we have important business to conduct.
I giggled and mewed a ton when I read this! I am the box biter here, too...Pipo is more into plastic...
Way to go on being boss of that box!
MOL! You Da Box Boss!
Whoo hoo great training piccies Buddy Bud~! We all enjoyed your pawsome instructionals~! Beautiful stuff~! Mallee love's boxes AND plastic, so plastic is always hidden from HER~ Boxes are for biting and chewing and getting to the PRIZE~ Hehehee~! Box boss fur sure~! Buttons got a great trainer~! Yeah~!!
Take a ride in the box, baby!!! You sure showed that box whose boss.