November 18th 2012 12:54 pm
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Well Cats... Time to come clean. I have an admission to make.
I am not proud of it but they say you have to make a clean breast of things so you can move forward with life.
First I guess I have to let you know why I am letting the cat out of the bag, or coming out of shadow. Pops gave me the ultimatum. Get help or... We never got into the or, thank goodness. So, well, here goes.
Hi, My name is Timmy Tomcat, and, I am a Plastic Chewer!
There! I said it. Don't judge unless you be judged. No throwing bricks in a glass house. Don't chew your feet unless... Oh, maybe that's for another day...
The Precious. Do not touch the Precious
Oh my goodness it tastes so Goooood!
Yes it is a delicacy. Not all plastic mind you. Just some special succulent tasty plastic. When Pops brings his laundry home! That bag is just, YUM! Then when he brings in the cat food, oh my, heaven.
I see those cases come up the stairs with the light shining on that cool smooth wonderful plastic. I start to think of how it smells, how it looks, how it TASTES! There are different flavors and that is the best part. The Mariners catch, yes, Ocean Whitefish and Tuna Dinner, heaven, and, oh-my-cat, the marvelous wrapping of Salmon Dinner, simply ecstasy!
Many Flavors! So Good!
We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious.
They stole it from us. Sneaky little kitties.
So there, I admit my weakness. I am now going to get help. Is there a 12 step for plastic eating kitties?
Love you all
You are a kitty after my own heart!! I love yes I LOVE to chew on those plastic things, too...crinkly bags are tasty too, any bag left around here by mistake will soon bear my teethy holes, MOL!
Meowmy used to think I was totally nuts, but now I see we maybe need to form a PEA club...Plastic Eater's Anony-mouse, that is...
Care to join me in some yummy shrink wrap?? Water bottle boxes in my den...pop bottles too...
My addiction is thread, and my sisfur's is cord. If you're starting an addictions anonymous club, we'll join in . . .
We've got a plastic eater around here, but it is Maurice, not me. People can't just throw the plastic around DVDs away, he'll fish it out of the trash. So all plastic has to go outside immediately.
Oh Timmy Tomcat! There is a group, don't think it is active anymore, on Catster -- Plastic Lickers Anonymous. If it isn't active I think you can still read the posts. And yes, I'm a plastic licker/chewer too. I adore the plastic the packs of cat food cans come in. I like to stick my head in the cabinet and chomp on them, even better than the cat food. And the packaging for paper towels and toilet paper are also divine.
I wonder what we're missing in our diets that makes plastic so delicious or is it just that tooth chomping goodness? Time to find some plastic . . .
If you think plastic tastes good, you should try nylon. Yep, i love licking nylon straps on backpacks, my mama's lunchbag, suitcases, and wherever else i can find it.
Whew. Glad I am not alone!