August 26th 2010 5:02 am
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I have to come out of the closet. I am a grown kitty and I should be proud of all I do and who I am!
OK Here Goes: I have a pica-appetite. That is when you just have a hankering to eat, well, odd things. My favorite is dust bunnies. If I catch one Pops will see me coming out from under the couch with it. I then sit down next to him, my normal spot, and commence to eat it up. It is funny cause he has to look close to see what I have. He shakes his head and gives me a pet.
Anyhow, the other day, I got my OTHER Favorite, Plastic bag! Now Pops goes nuts when I do this. He checks and makes double sure to throw it all out and put it all back in the box it came in, BUT, he missed a little bag that was in his new cameras box.
I came up for my morning treat with the bag halfway down, covered with cat spit, hanging out of my mouth! Pops grabs it and his hand slips! Cat spit is like the best motor oil slippery! So I jump down and we do the cat walk away, Pop walk after, trick for a bit. He grabs the bag and... I had chewed it in half. Gulp. Yummy Bag bit!
I was fine. I ate all day. I still use the dirt pan.
Now it is 4 days later and Pops is better. He is not following me and checking every thing I do. That Pops. He means well!
Timmy TomCat
WHAT IS DUST BUNNYS? IS THEY GOOD? WE NEVER TRIED PLASTIC BAGS....BUT THE PAPER ONES ARE DELICIOUS:)
YOU BE A SILLY AND FUNNY KITTY AND ADMIRE YOUR SPUNK!!! Dem Dust Bunnies grow bigs unda da couch inna houz dat havva Pops whoz a ba-cha-lor... Whadebba dat iz?
Timmy I love to eat plastic, I almost got a big plastic tie down my throat but my mommy saw the spit and foam coming out of my mouth and pulled it out. I eat plastic bags too! I chew off a piece,swallow it & then yakk it back up! It's more disgusting than a hairball!
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August 26th 2010 at 6:00 am