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A Day In the Life of Taz

NEW CAT IS FOUND,AND MY UPSET STOMACH

HI. TAZMANIAN DEVIL HERE. OK,SO THE NEW CAT JENNY. MY WIFE GIDGIT CALLS HER A "PHANTOM CAT" CAUSE SHE'S ALWAYS DISAPPEARING! HA! WELL,ANYWAYS,WE FOUND HER! THUNDER AND I ARE HAVING A COMPETITION ON HOW MANY BOY AND GIRL CATS WE HAVE. WHEN JENNY IS MISSING,BOY CATS RULE,WE HAVE FOUR BOYS AND ONLY THREE GIRLS! BUT WHEN JENNY IS HERE,WE HAVE AN EQUAL NUMBER!

THURSDAY,THE DAY OF THE ROYAL WEDDING,I WAS REALLY SICK. I SAID "YUM,YUM,YUM" AND GOT SICK EVERYWHERE LIKE FOUR TIMES! MOM THINKS IT WAS BECAUSE I HAD JUST SEEN THE ROYAL COUSINS'S OUTFITS ON TV DURING THE ROYAL WEDDING! GEE,DID YOU SEE WHAT BEATRICE WAS WEARING? IT LOOKED LIKE SHE HAD BUNNY EARS! OR AS MOM'S FRIEND HANNA SAYS,"LOOKS LIKE SHE HAD AN OCTOPUS ON HER HEAD!" I MEAN SERIOUSLY,IF THAT'S THE LATEST FASHION...

WEATHER WARMING UP. PRETTY SOON IT WILL BE PETUNIA TIME. TIME FOR ME TO STALK THEM.
HAVE A DEVILISH NIGHT,tAz
CURRENT MOOD:HEADING FOR MY SCRATCHING POST,MOM JUST SAW ME COME IN FROM THE HALLWAY

NEW CAT

HI. TAZMANIAN DEVIL HERE. SO,WE GOT A NEW FAMILY MEMBER OVER THE EASTER WEEKEND. NAME'S JENNY,SHE WAS A FORMER FERAL. I DON'T FEEL LIKE TYPING OUT THE WHOLE STORY,SO JUST GO ON AND READ GIDGIT'S ENTRY. JENNY'S FINE,I MEAN SHE'S NOT BAD,NOW WE HAVE FOUR GIRL CATS,FOUR BOY CATS. DARN,I LIKED WHEN THERE WERE FIVE HANDSOME MAN CATS,AND ONLY THREE GIRLS,HA! ANYWAYS,MY EASTER WAS GOOD,SADLY I DIDN'T GET ANY GOODIES,WHICH DIDN'T EXACTLY THRILL ME,BUT THEN AGAIN,I WAS NAUGHTY ON SATURDAY AND TRIED TO GET INTO SOME CAKE MOM BROUGHT HOME FROM HER GRANDMA'S. HOPE YA'ALL HAD GOOD EASTERS.
HAVE A DEVILISH NIGHT,tAz
CURRENT MOOD:IT'S A RAINY DAY OUT,SO I'M SLEEPING. ALSO,MOM TRIMMED MY NAILS TODAY,I'M SOOO EMBARRASSED!

PICTURES. ALSO,CAKE IS GOOD. GOING IN,ANYWAYS...

HI. GLAD I COULD FINALLY GET SOME COMPUTER TIME TO MYSELF,MY WIFE GIDGIT,SHE'S ALWAYS ON. K,SO ABOUT THE CAKE. I WROTE A WHOLE LONG ENTRY ABOUT THIS YESTERDAY,BUT THE COMPUUTER FROZE UP BEFORE I COULD SAVE IT. SO,NOW I HAVE TO TYPE IT AGAIN. GREAT.
SO THUNDER. MY SISFUR. HER BIRTHDAY WAS ON WEDNESDAY,AND MOM GOT HER A CAKE. I HAD SOME OF THAT CAKE. IT WAS DELISH. SADLY,I DIDN'T KEEP IT INSIDE. I FELT SICK THE NEXT MORNING. SO,VERY EARLY,AND VERY LOUDLY,I RAN DOWNSTAIRS,BUT DIDN'T QUITE MAKE IT,SO OUT IT CAME ON THE STAIRS. THEN I RAN.
AS FOR PICTURES,HAVE YA'LL NOTICED THAT CATSTER PLUS NOW LETS YAU HAVE 200? SO,MOM ADDED A BUNCH MORE FOR ME,AND ONE OF HER HOLDING ME. I LOVE MOM. I MEAN,HUMANS CAN BE RIDICULOUS,BUT MOM SAVED MY LIFE,SO I GUESS I CAN JUST PUT UP WITH HER.
HAVE A DEVILISH NIGHT,tAz
CURRENT MOOD:COOL