November 5th 2012 4:41 pm
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Rules by Lacey
1) I will always puke on a rug or piece of furniture instead of the floor. I don’t know why, it’s just the perfect spot.
2) I reserve the right to drag cat litter all over the house at any and all times, especially right after you’ve vacuumed or when you’re barefoot.
3) I will eat every last drop of food in my bowl, but only if I feel like it. Otherwise, I’ll leave half of it there and demand more anyway. I will sit there and burn a hole through your head with my glare until I get more food. I’ll eat a little of it and then walk away.
4) I will cry and bother you until you play with me then proceed to play only a very short time but revel in watching you chase my toy over and over.
5) I will come and cuddle with you on your bed and proceed to keep stretching until I have most of it and you’re lying off of it or have fallen off.
6) I will walk all over your computer keyboard and sit in front of you meowing until you stop working and pay full attention to me.
7) I will drop a little present on the floor every now and then and even though it looks and smells like poop, it’s really very valuable and you will appreciate it.
8) I will chew on my toenails like crazy but in no way does that mean you’re to get the clippers out and try to cut them yourself. You will not deprive me of my tasty toes.
9) I will climb the curtains, try to eat things I’m not supposed to and get into terrible trouble wrecking the house. But you will love and adore me anyway.
10) We will have the most wonderful and loving relationship for as long as we can together and when I’m old, way before you are, you will take care of me, pick up after my accidents and love me enough to let me go when I’m ready. Until then you will enjoy each and every moment of my stupendous and spectacular personality.
Good one Lacey! I'm a master of 1, 3, 5, 6 and 10 and good at the others but mom has never seen be perform # 9! :))
There's always time for something new Kaci, MOL. Although we don't want you to get hurt so scrap that idea. You are a pro at so many already! Good girl!
Love it!!! how true on all points, except they have not tried to eat my toe nails yet. Im always wearing socks,lol!!
MOL, give it a shot Shadow. I love the taste of my tosies and I chew my toenails all the time.
MOL MOL!! Every one of us has done one or more of those things!
HEH HEH HEH, you are masters of your humans Marmelade! Good job!
Can I add one? 7 B. I will scoot my butt along the carpet to make sure that my back end is clean after using the litter box. Especially in front of company!
Good one Rusty! (check that, 7b.) I especially love the in front of company part. MOL
You have kitty life down pat!! Or is that paw, MOL!
We love to munch on tootsies, too...we wish we could try the bed stretching out one...and curtains haven't been in our repertoire...pawppy's kitties did that, tough...from eons of long ago days!
Aren't toes great!? how come you can't stretch out on the bed Pipo?
We are not allowed in the bedrooms...sigh...
It was like being in heaven when pawppy had to use the pull out couch, recently, MOL! Ww pounced on our toys on his belly, and cuddled with him...an we are so impatient if her lies there now for a nap, that we get onto the bed even befur he does!
Right now when no one is on it, it is fun highway, and we jump and dance all over it,MOL!
Don't feel bad. We can only be in here for so long before we get kicked out. Because I can't control myself and I need to knock stuff off mom's bookcase in the middle of the night.
Our Groucho was the 'knock it down' kitty, we don't seem to do that...maybe we need to try it, MOL!
OMC it's so furry fun Pipo! once you start you will never want to stop. It's addicting!
Thanks Jezzy, try some of them!
Great rules Lacey and how very true for all of us kitties..I am good a #1, 2 and 3!!!and some of the others sometimes, never did #8 or 9....
Mom loves this and says she has had cats that have done all...
MOL, they must have been a handful Xena. I say being good at even a few of these is being a good cat! MOL
Some great suggestions there, Lacey! the one about the poop being a treasure reminds of the story of the English boy who found a chunk of ambergris (fancy name for whale vomit) on a beach, worth about $10,000
MOL Monster. That whale vomit must have been like finding pure gold! Surprised the kid knew what he was finding actually.
I love's Ur rules, Lacey~!! I think I does do most o' 'em~ I got one more!~
Rule # 11 I will get by wif Scootin' my body upside down unner da couch 'n loveseat pullin' myself along 'n destroyin' da unnerneath parts~ Giggles! Milo used to do dis too when him wuz younger! Now I do it when I scolded 'n I jus' got yelled at fur jumpin' on Milo~! Hehee, her couch unnerneath must look like art, coz I iz an Artist!! MOL~! Does anyfur do dis?? My Paw sez I'm jus' scritchin' me back~! Little does he know~!!
OMC are we related? Dead on Lacey!!!
told ya you'd like this Sparky!
I wubbs 'em all, Lacey!! I never did 9 either, but I do LOVE 7b! MOL~~~
Hi BonBon!!! Maybe we should all practice some of these and hold an Olympics! MOL
Totally pawsome! Sweet Lacey! You are the ruler of the house! I agree with all. I also own all blankets, paper bags, boxes and window perches. All other kitties must pay allegiance.
Oh believe me, I do. I'm a big fan of 7. MOL!
Most assuredly yes! MRAT MRAT MRAT and double MRAT!
Maybe since Finney is now Purresident we could make these official rules and we can even add some of the ones you all are suggesting.
Between me and Bibi we have them all covered in total participation. A variation of bed hogging is to sleep dead center in the bed and not budge (I repeat: do not budge) for many hours. Love the list!
Thanks Meep!!! I knew you'd all agree and even have great suggestions to add to it.
I thought of another one!!! I will always go potty right after you've already scooped the litter box, MOL.