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NO NO! Not the collar on ME!!!

January 23rd 2012 3:31 pm
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Guess what. Mommy has HAD IT with my driving her balloonies at night. She can't get any sleep because she says I'm a big mouth, fidgety, pest of a girl. Sheesh! I can only say that I am at my best at night. MOL. A real night owl, er, kitty. She plays wiff us, she does! So she don't know why I do this. But I cry and whine and smash on her door until she thinks my paws will bleed (which they don't, I'm no dummy ya know). If she opens the door and lets me in, I am still not a good girl. While Finney is sleeping like a log on the bed with her I insist on knocking everything down that I can possibly find. I meow and whine the whole time I'm doing it and then I walk on mommy's head. All night long!!!

SO! Last night she'd really had it and went in the closet to get something. I thought it was a toy and she was gonna play wiff me at 4 in the morning! Then when she came out I saw this purple thing, I was kinda interested in it and then out of the blue she corners me and sticks it around my neck! What the heck mommy!!! Then just as fast as she came out and put that THING on me, she was back in her room and I was locked out. POOH! She said she didn't hear me at all and it was the bestest prezzie she ever got because now she's going to put it on me every night so she can get some sleep.

Funny, Finney doesn't do any of this. Nope! Now him and mommy are thick as thieves. All he ever wants to do is cuddle wiff her on the bed and give her facials. And no, she's not ignoring me. She gives me tons of kisses and plays wiff me, brushes me, etc. I don't know what the heck my problem is but I guess now I have to wear that stinky thing every night. I started doing this about a year ago and mommy can't figure out why but it makes her furry mad.

Why am I being aboosed!? WHY!!! Secret Santa I thought I loved you for making Finney feel better with that thing but now I am furry upset! I think I need a niptini. Anyone else?

 
Purred by: Blizzard AKA The Catfather (Catster Member)

January 23rd 2012 at 3:58 pm

I'll send Panda up there to help you!! ( I'm deaf, but that cat is in heat....AGAIN!!! Driving everyfur and daddy nuts wif da howling!!)
Purred by: Lacey (Catster Member)

January 23rd 2012 at 4:07 pm

This is Lacey's momma! BLIZZARD DON'T YOU DARE! One loud mouth is enough! LOL
Purred by: Blizzard AKA The Catfather (Catster Member)

January 23rd 2012 at 4:20 pm

Awww come on. daddy and i need sleep too!!! i'll send her to you overnite!!
Purred by: Blizzard AKA The Catfather (Catster Member)

January 23rd 2012 at 4:21 pm

Then they can scream in chorus!! MOL!!!
Purred by: Lacey (Catster Member)

January 23rd 2012 at 4:31 pm

I will come over there myself Blizzard and put the collar of shame on YOU.
Purred by: Kringle (Catster Member)

January 23rd 2012 at 4:39 pm

Come on Lacey!!! I need my ugly sleep!!! (yawns)
Purred by: Pipo (Catster Member)

January 23rd 2012 at 5:09 pm

I've been doing my share of meyowls, too...

Maybe you need to be in a den where they all sleep during the day, and go to work at night! MOL!
Purred by: MALLEE DG# 22 (Catster Member)

January 23rd 2012 at 5:42 pm

I'z wif U Lacey!!~ ROARZ!~ MOL!!! It's da funnest at night when it's dark 'n all iz quiet!! Yeah!! Dat's it!!~ I be's a naughty gurl at night time too~!! Maybe WE should get together 'n make a plan!! Giggles!!~MILO is wif da boyZ!!~ Don't dey know's when to sleeps? Daytime! O' Course!!~ But..we does bof sleep wif mommy some o' da night time!! Yeps we does!!

Purrs on,
MALLEE
Purred by: Mietzi Katze♥ (Catster Member)

January 23rd 2012 at 5:57 pm

Psssst Lacey, over here. Let me tell you a secret:
Did you know that when you have that collar on, you can still meow and scream and holler and all? Unless your Mom puts that collar on very tight. Just give it a try tonight.
Purred by: Lacey (Catster Member)

January 23rd 2012 at 6:00 pm

Good idea Mietzi! Thanks for the tip. MOL. Momma won't be happy about that one. Kringle you are NOT ugly! Come on now. Hi Pipo! Come and yowl with me and Mallee!

Mallee we could form a singing club. Let's be sure to get Simone in on that one too. She's another meezer, they is LOUD! But I'm pretty darned loud.
Purred by: Mrs. Murphy DG#22 (Catster Member)

January 23rd 2012 at 6:56 pm

I'm good for the 4:30 AM howl. You can come and join me. Mom usually gets up to check in on me and I give her the look like, "Hey, What are you doing here?"
Purred by: ♥Harley-Dreamette 2 (Catster Member)

January 23rd 2012 at 6:58 pm

oh my Lacey..... the secret is to stop meowing and knocking things over then you won't have to wear that stinky collar....and Finney won't be snickering....MOL
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

January 23rd 2012 at 8:09 pm

*snicker, snicker, snicker* MOL
Purred by: Lacey (Catster Member)

January 23rd 2012 at 8:10 pm

Mrs. Murphy I would consider it an honor to yowl with you any day! How are you feeling these days btw?
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

January 24th 2012 at 12:13 am

I think we should have a niptini party - maybe at 3:30 in the morning!
Purred by: Natalie the Natcat, Forever (Catster Member)

January 24th 2012 at 6:37 am

Ah!!!! Don't they undersstand you are STARVING AND NEED TO EAT!!!!!!!
And the idea of it! How would that woman like a collar around her neck so you could sleep!

I'm going to call the authorities just now....er.....who would that be?

Oh I know...Blizzard!! Blizzard!!!!!

oh wait, he's deaf....how do we alert him? Wave some tuna? We need the Catfather here to rescue Lacey!!!!!!!!!
Purred by: Lacey (Catster Member)

January 24th 2012 at 6:50 am

I like Jezzy's idea A LOT!!! MOL. We should do it! I know huh Nat? I mean REALLY! Who does meowmy think she is! Oh, I don't know if Blizz can handle it at the moment, he's dealing with Panda being in heat AGAIN!!!!
Purred by: Laura W

January 24th 2012 at 8:22 am

I can't vouch for the boys but if you call my house around..well, any time after 1AM girl, and put me on speaker phone, your mom will think she's living in a haunted house...hugs girl from dai$y...I may be small but I have a big mouth...and proud of it !
Purred by: Natalie the Natcat, Forever (Catster Member)

January 24th 2012 at 10:09 am

Why doesn't Panda get spayed? It would make things easier, especially on the other furs. Must be driving them crazy. Not to mention the poor daddy!!!!
Purred by: Lacey (Catster Member)

January 24th 2012 at 10:22 am

HAHAHAHAHA, that's pawsome Tabbies!

Natalie he keeps trying!!! Every time he makes an appointment for her, she goes into heat again. I guess he has to wait a certain amount of time after she's in heat before he can do it and she keeps going into heat again. Believe me! He's trying! Poor guy, that's been his number one priority and he can't get it done. MOL
Purred by: Timo Katze - DB #105 (Catster Member)

January 24th 2012 at 4:25 pm

Oh, I was wondering the same thing about Panda. I just didn't want to be too purrsonal or snoopy. Thanks Nat for asking. And thanks Lacey for answering.
If the Blizz family read this, I think there is "the pill" for cats. I don't know if being on "the pill" would keep her out of heat.

Lacey, Mietzi sometimes gets loud and destructive when she's hungry. Would a bedtime snack of some trout keep you quiet maybe?
Purred by: Briana (Catster Member)

January 24th 2012 at 8:00 pm

Where can Momma get a collar like that? Every night when we try to go to bed, those ITs start making noise. I could just ignore them, but Momma gets up to shush them. Since I like to sleep on top of Momma, I get disturbed when she gets up!
Purred by: Lacey (Catster Member)

January 24th 2012 at 9:36 pm

Hi Briana, go to this page of my site and when you click on the link to go to her shop, you can use the coupon code that's on that page for 10% off.
http://ibdkitties.net/giftshops.html

 

Lacey


 

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