April 7th 2011 11:52 am
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Okay Finney is usually the one who always talks about poop but I'm going to give it a try for once. Last night we were cuddling on the bed with meowmy. We were watching some tv talk show and this big tall guy, who was really weird looking but kinda funny, said he made a movie and in it he was the Easter bunny. They showed a clip of it and the bunny in the movie sat on the car and pooped jellybeans. HE POOPED JELLYBEANS!!!!!!! Can you imagine? OMC if we could poop candy, jellybeans, catnip, all kinds of stuff, we'd be the most important kitties in the world.
Imagine if Tate could poop cuppycakes, The Tabbies could poop trout, somebody else could poop cake (which I'm sure probably happens already, MOL), and Newman...well Newmie could poop up something special, I'm sure of it. He's a talented pooper.
I saw that bunny pooping jellybeans and I started daydreaming about pooping all kinds of nom noms. I know what you're thinking, I should be more ladylike and not talk about poop like this, it's Finney's job. But seriously!!! He POOPS JELLYBEANS!!! That's so pawsome! You can't tell me that some of you lady cats wouldn't like to be able to poop treats of some kind. Admit it, you'd love it.
Getting onto another subject for a second I know some of you were furry upset you missed our spur of the moment pawty but fear not!!!! We'll be having more, I'm sure of it. Obviously it's our calling here at Catster. Abby Sweetpea Paws even said that to Finney in his diary. She said that we are so much fun and we're helping to bring Catster back to life! I hope this is true, at least a little bit, because that makes us furry, furry happy. It's the most pawsome thing in the world to see our friends happy and having fun. We've laughed so much lately it's been furtastic. We're super glad we can help everyone enjoy themselves because this was quite the depressing winter for so many reasons.
So in the other kitties words: Tabbies "peace out n rock on"
Newman: "Poop on!"
I think we should start a Catster dicshionary with all of our crazy new words and their meanings. I think that would be fun! We've got to have at least 100 different terms for poops by now, MOL!
MMMMMHHHHHH Flavored Newmies!!
if we pooped trouts, even bearz wood like us......noe wait...thatz salmon...bearz eat salmon...N pick a nik baskets...and cars......eye think bears eat cars.....
peace out N rock on, long live trout !!!
I'd rather poops MOOLAH!!! Den I's can gets everything I's wants!!! ( And shares with the Catfather's furriends!!! (Catfather loves his furriends!!)
That's a good idea Blizzard. I don't know why I didn't think of that. MOL
Wait everybody - I'm still learning how to poop tootsie rolls!! After that, I'm going to be working on pooping Cadbury Eggs, so I can be FAMOUS!!!
Who's going to handle the Quality Control while we're purrfecting all this?? Any Volunteers??? Dogs would do it, I'm sure, but we all know they'll eat anything!! Luv, Tink
Okay, Lacey, no offense that's funny but disgusting. But, Mom had a party at the house for Christmas last year and she ate like 4 cupcakes over the weekend and she pooped green. I heard Zach talking about how weird it was. So, what about the Red Tootsie Rolls with a surprise taste..HeeeHeee! Yuck!
MOL! And pooping green isn't gross? MOL! And ewwwwwww, red tooties rolls. MOL
Hey, Mommy freaked out! She thought there was something wrong with her! Personally, I think it's ALL guy humor myself. Which is funny and gross at the same time.
It is guy humor but I thought I'd take a stab at it. Finney gets all the attention lately! I want some too and I thought I'd try and be funny.
Let's be honest - POOPing CANDY is not exactly what the guys talk about! It's much sweeter!
OMC the things guys laugh about, they'll gas it each other and laugh about it. What is that about? I don't even want anybody to know I just broke wind! I say, here here, Lacey. Lets be different.
We have one of those automatic air fresheners that releases every 36 minutes, making a "sffft" sound, so I put my paw up to my mouth and look down coyly and say "'Scuse me" like I just tooted and made it smell ALL NICE! MOL!
HAHAHAHA, I'll have to try that one Tink! Only mom doesn't use those things, I think that stuff can be toxic to us kitties actually. I'm not sure but she won't use them.
MOL! MOL!! I am jus' rollin' in da floor! U girls r way too funny! Lacey, good diary! Poopie jellybeans, now dat IS funny! But, if I could possibly poop sumthin' rewarding, like Blizzard mentioned, I think we'd ALL be a lil happiers, huh? MOL! Well some of dis poopy green is a bit gross, efen fur us doods! Hehehehee! I agree, Cadbury egss would be good, but if I could 'lay' a Golden Egg, me thinks I would instantly be famous! Dat's all, jus' one single..golden egg..made of GOLD, of course! MOL! Tink, darlin'..I bet u smell nice all da time! Us kitfurs have a unique way of always smellin' good. Mom sez we r definately cleaner den hoomans r anytime!!
Lacey u 'n Finn's pawty's r always great 'n I know we'll haz more 'n more, it's so nice to get to know 'n meet new furiends each time we come!~ U really do know how to bring Catster back to 'fun' 'n laughter again. We lubbs u so mush!
We got one of those freasheners too. Ahhh Clean Linen. What the he double hockey sticks is Zoe talking about? I think all those compliments she got yesterday made her nose get a little high if you know what I mean.
Could you send those nice smelling air fresheners over here??? When Bkizzard goes...EVERYFUR and daddy evacuate the room!!! That cat STINKS!!!!!
Zach! My nose is not up in the air, $##@#$#$%! I just had a brain fart and maybe I should use the Newmie word. I could.... make you crap a kitty fishing pole if you keep bothering me. BROTHERS!!!!
I'd like to see that!!! A kitty fishin pole!!! Zach, mes thinks yous done ticked her off!!! Oh Tigger...Yous might be my brofur, but yous better watch it!!!
UH-OH! Sibling CATFIGHT!!!
Zoe and Zach stop fighting or I'll send the Catfather over there!
Jus' don't tee off da Catfather!!!
HEE HEE HEEE! I got a good diary Finney! Nya nya!!!
Come on Lacey, lets beat them up! I KNOW I CAN I'M THE CHAMP, BY ON CUT ON THE NOSE! Sorry for yelling I wanted him to hear me from the other room. Wicked MOL!
Zoe, now, you two are just butt-biters because you have to live together ALL THE TIME!! Make him hang out in another diary, then you can change places later. We don't want to see him looking like a mummy except at Halloween!
See how I just changed my picture? That's me giving him the old karate kickeroo!
No I'm getting the red eyes! Zach says he doesn't want to go to anybody else's diary.
Well, now we got, arguing and/or fighting:
The Catfather & Tigger
Zoe & Zach
Finney & Lacey
I think this is why there was only one set of sibs in Zach's wrestling matches!
I'm not fighting, I'm teasing Finney and he doesn't even know it. It's Zach and Zoey! They should be wrestling! Get the mud! MOL
And Ref Catfather!
Can the mud have hidden rocks in it? He's hiding now. I guess reminding him of his scratch worked.
If we had another wrestling match, I would put my money on Tigger. He's pretty mad.
If I could poop jellybeans, I bet no one would get mad about me pooping outside of the box!
Hey that's true, we might not even need a box to poop in! We could poop anywhere we wanted to.
Lacey, Finney may be getting lots of attention lately because he hosted the pawties, but come on! You MAKE the pawties because you are always pawty-ready with your outfit. You know I DO know a thing or two about tuxies and how it's nefur really a pawty without one of us! ;-)
And again, I will reiterate how much I think you have brightened up Catsterland. Yes, I was saddened with a lot of the changes ofur the past year too, but it's the furries that make Catsterland great. And you and your FAM are definitely making it more fun! :-D
Thank you Abby, you're so pawsome and make us feel so wonderful inside! Thanks for all the encouragement, for your friendship and for enjoying the fun with us because it wouldn't be the same without you!