December 12th 2012 12:20 pm
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Do you think if I eat my toenails I'll poop them out? Cause yesterday mommy cut my toenails and didn't pick them up off the floor right away. So I ate some of them. Don't know why, just because they were there. Don't forget that we kitties reserve the right to eat any junk off the floor and that includes my own fur and toenails. So I'm wondering if I'm now going to poop toenails?
Hey diary girl! Did ya hear that? I am going to poop my toenails! MOL
floof covered toenail poop!!!
Ummmmmm... I am wonderin if the diary gal is listenin anymores. I talked bout poop not long ago, and I did not get nuthin out of it. Good luck!
I would have thought the title of this diary would get more people here too. I guess they are all out helping santa paws shop for gifts! Sorry you didn't get any DDP or anything Peekie. MOL Blizz!
MOL I never thought about it, I don't eat my toenails so not sure if you will poop toenails....but I am sure you will!
Mom got a good laugh! she needed it today
I eat my toenails just not off the floor like Finney! I eat them while they are still on my feet. I don't recall pooping them though but Finney might cause mommy clipped some super long ones. Glad we could give your mom a good laugh Zeke! We all needs to laugh as much as possible in this world.
I ate the legs off a bug and they came out my back end. I didn't exactly poop them out, they leaked out after I pooped -- but that's almost the same. I think you'll poop the toenails and your mom should examine all your poops to make sure you do!
Holy ickies!!! MOL! BEEPERS!!!!! That is so so so gross! But funny as heck! BLECH! You even managed to gross me out, that's something buddy. Maybe you should get a DDP! MOL
I'm trying to get YOU a DDP. Mom has a picture. MOL!!
ACK! No thanks Beeps, I'll do without the DDP. MOL MOL MOL
I was just thinking your trying big time for that DDP. MOL!
I wonder if the curve and sharpness of the toenail will hurt your poop chute?
Mom accidentally ate that sharp narrow bone you find on the side of a chicken leg and of course Mom being the dodo she is. She admitted this embarrassing fact to some friends. She was legitimately worried...they were legitimately laughing at her. Most popular question, Wonder if it'll get sideways when you poop it out. What can Mom say, they might not be the most empathic but they sure are fun.
Jeez I didn't think of that. OUCH! Hopefully nothing will pick my poop chute. MOL. That's awful about your mommy but yes, funny.
Don't worry she survived. A little paranoid for a few days but nothing happen.
I kinda figured. MOL
BEEPERS !!! That is gross. Yuck, yuck *shudder* And you look like such a nice boy.
Finney, I think you'll have ingrown toenails, MOL.
Ingrowen toenails. MOL
I thank it's the leaked comment that's so yuck. But soooo funny.
Beepers really did hit the yuck factor big time! MOL. NO NO NO! I don't want to grow no toseynails inside my tummy!
They will probably dissolve as they are made of keratin just like our nails. But I sure did get some laughs reading this post! At least if ya got an itch it will get scritched on the way out! eewwww MOL!
Um...oops, I gotta go and do some do-do now, too...and meowmy will be sure to follow me, cause I have been munching on the fiberoptic strands on the trees,here. Meowmy keeps finding them on the floor...but not surrounded by do-do...at furst she thought they were huge whiskers! MOL!
Hmmm, I wonder how crunchy those tootsie ends were...
Oh man! I hope I don't get ouchy poopies! MOL
MOL Minko! I hope you don't poop fiberoptic strands! Hey! Didn't we just talk about this with the Christmas tree stuff? MOL
Yup, we did, and now we have decided that since the trees are 'naked' we will find some other way to be amused with them, MOL! Meowmy just sighs...
MOL, she sounds like when my meowmy sighs. which is A LOT!
EWWW, way to mush Info fur dis tiny purr gurly!! Boyz!! MOL! I eat stuff off'n da floor too 'n bite/chew ona my nails but dey don't come off! I haz yet to haz my turn goin' to da
V-E-T dis yr to get my shots updated, but I hear I gonna get my toes clipped! (mommy can't do 'em, I way too wild!!). NOOOO!!! Mom sez dat will certainly be an EVENT!
Beepers U crack me up~! But EWWWWW!
Finn, I hope Ur poopies come out fine 'n dagnabbit, U should get a Diary pick fur dis one dood!!!
Purrs 'n lotza hugs,
MOL! MOL! MOL! :D That is crazy hilarious Finney!
Hope you don't get a hangnail O_O
Bug legs do poop out whole... I am not sayin' how I knows that : /
Fly legs... now they dissolve :D
*dials up Diary Lady's cell... RING RING RING...*
"Hay if'n yer lookin' for tha poop on a story... poop is all over this Diary!"
Careful Huggs with no squeezin',
*Finney rolls over on his back laughing*
OMC!!! I never in a million years thought I'd get such entries in this diary. MOL Platelicker. GROSS! Just as gross as Beepers (well...almost. His was more detailed). Too funny!!!
I don't eat the cut nails. But I do chew on my nails on a regular basis to ensure they are as sharp as possible! That's when Mom gets the clipper out. Doesn't she understand it takes time and effort to get these things sharp?
That's how I feel too Rose. I manicure my nails just purrfectly so I can scratch something when I want and then she comes along and cuts them. In all fairness I end up stabbing her very badly when I'm massaging her at night so I guess I can see how she wouldn't like it. She loves my massages so much though she just cringes and puts up with it.
When Humans don't do there job we guys just have to step in and take control. You should have saved them and wrapped them up and given them to her for Christmas. Oh well to late now.
That was a good idea Peaches! Next time buddy!
Mom says she can tell when you want to get another diary award. Is she psychic or something??
MOL, I didn't get one yet though Snow. Diary gal must be sleeping or something.
Thank you for making us laugh!
Oh you're welcome Bibi! I always love making my furriends laugh. Never did poop those toenails out. MOL