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Thank mew for my DDP and I'm President!

November 7th 2012 4:41 pm
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Thank you everyone for my prezzies and well wishes for my DDP yesterday! And thank you for voting for me for President of these here United States. Wait...what mommy? HUH!!!??? I'm NOT President? BUT...BUT...well let's pretend I am. Here's what I'd do:

1) Legalize catnip and make it so every cat can grow there own.

2) Make it so there are no more homeless kitties and animals around the world.

3) Anyone caught abandoning their pets shall be arrested and thrown into the dungeon where they shall be tail whipped.

4) Pawty, pawty, pawty at the White House all the time!

5) All my secret service kitties would be friends of mine from Catster.

6) No war, just purrs and love everywhere.

7) We can claw and wreck as much furniture and stuff as we like and never get punished or in trouble.

8) Smackey paws for anyone who doesn't love kitties (tee hee)

9) Mommies and daddies can never go away and leave us for any longer than one day.

10) We are the kings and queens of the world and humans must bow down to us.

NOW don't you wish I was President? MOL MOL MOL!!!

 
Purred by: WeBeesSiameezers (Catster Member)

November 8th 2012 at 12:44 am

Um...MOL!!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

November 8th 2012 at 12:48 am

Don't you like this idea guys? MOL
Purred by: Xena Princess Warrior DG#23 (Catster Member)

November 8th 2012 at 12:56 am

Yes we do wish you were president...think you would do a better job for all!!!!!

We sure like the idea of you being president!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

November 8th 2012 at 12:59 am

Well I think humans are too flawed and us kitties are puuurrrfect! MOL
Purred by: ♥Kally Kat♥ (Catster Member)

November 8th 2012 at 2:47 am

Right on Finney! Yew bees Purrfect fur da Job as Purresidence!

Purrfectly Rules!

Lotta luvs & big huggs,
Kally Kat ღ ღ
Purred by: Skylar db#39A (Catster Member)

November 8th 2012 at 3:06 am

You got my vote! You have great ideas that sure would make life a better place. Can I be one of those secret service guys with the cool sunglasses, like in the movies?
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

November 8th 2012 at 3:18 am

Thank you for your vote Kally Kat! Sure Skylar! You'd look pawsome in those sunglasses. OOH! Where's my buddy Tate! We could have a cuppycake pawty to celebrate!
Purred by: WeBeesSiameezers (Catster Member)

November 8th 2012 at 3:50 am

We do, but we thought we were going to share that honor ourselves, MOL!
Maybe you need to select a cat-binet to govern with you...

We can recruit dog-guy to be a secret service agent, no one would give him any guff...and if he got x'd in the line of duty, no kitties would have been harmed...MOL, MOL!! And we would be rid of that rascal...oh-oh, meowmy is not smiling anymore...we had better go befur she takes away our typing privileges...MOL!
Purred by: Purincess Miranda (Catster Member)

November 8th 2012 at 4:05 am

I would clappity paws for you to be president! I think the humans already bow down to me. You be president, I'll be the Purrince of the World.
Purred by: Jasper (Catster Member)

November 8th 2012 at 4:17 am

You get my vote!
Purred by: Zachery Tristan (Catster Member)

November 8th 2012 at 4:57 am

Got mine too!
Purred by: ☀ Charlie RIP ☀ (Catster Member)

November 8th 2012 at 6:16 am

I'd vote for you!
Purred by: Alexander, Dreamboat #110 (Catster Member)

November 8th 2012 at 11:03 am

Do you think that Obama will give you a cabinet job?.....You can speak on behalf of those who need your help in the pet/animal business.
...We would vote for you.
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

November 8th 2012 at 5:52 pm

Hey everyone!!! thanks for voting for me. Cuppycakes and catnip-tinis for every fur! MOL. We'll just be eating and drunk all the time. Sound fun?
Purred by: Meep (Catster Member)

November 8th 2012 at 7:12 pm

Whoo hoo! Sign me on! I'd be happy to go on carpet smelling patrol and window watching duty and then pawty!
Purred by: Lacey (Catster Member)

November 8th 2012 at 7:16 pm

You got it Meep! The job is yours!
Purred by: Teebo - Dreamboat #66 (Catster Member)

November 8th 2012 at 7:32 pm

Finney for president 2016!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

November 8th 2012 at 7:36 pm

Teebo that's too far away, we want me to be president right now so we can all rule the world! Cats rule, humans drool, just like Lacey's diary says.
Purred by: ❤ BonnieBell ❤ (Catster Member)

November 9th 2012 at 6:50 pm

I REALLY like # 9!! Yeah!!! You gots my vote, Finney!!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

November 9th 2012 at 7:31 pm

Thank you sweet BonnieB!

 

Finnegan (Finney)


 

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