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May 26th 2012 12:23 pm
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OMC! I am used to eating my own hair but lately I'm eating a lot of my mommy's hair. It's lonnnngggg and thick and it's all over the place. She cleans constantly but sometimes they blow over to our food area. well I just had a little snack and then went up on my mom's bed to snoozle her. I had a tiny piece of hair sticking out of my mouth and when mom went to pull it out it just kept coming and coming and coming and coming. BLECH! Get it out! Get it out! I don't want know human hair in my mouf!!! Gross gross gross! blech! paattooooeeeyyyy! Have you ever had that happen to you before?

 
Purred by: Blizzard AKA The Catfather (Catster Member)

May 26th 2012 at 12:57 pm

MOL! MOL! MOL! MOL! *Cough, Cough* HACVK!!! Sorry, laughed so hard, coughed up a hairball
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

May 26th 2012 at 12:59 pm

Blizz dood it was GROSS!
Purred by: Blizzard AKA The Catfather (Catster Member)

May 26th 2012 at 1:08 pm

i know. try daddy when he comes home after a truck problem... he stinks so bad, i leave room
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

May 26th 2012 at 1:13 pm

MOL, that's too bad. Maybe you should equal that out somehow. MOL
Purred by: ❤ BonnieBell ❤ (Catster Member)

May 26th 2012 at 6:32 pm

Sometimes I lick my Mama's hair while shes sleeping. She has long hair too. I get my tongue goin' on her hair, and it wakes her up. Or I lick her arm in the middle of the night. I'm-a always lickin' on Mama. Never had her hair in my mouth like dat though.......
BonnieBell
Purred by: Biggles (Catster Member)

May 26th 2012 at 7:01 pm

Naa, we don't eat our Mom's hair. But sometimes we give her some of ours. Mom's getting grossed out just thinking about it..YUCK !!
Purred by: Jack Matthew Cash (Catster Member)

May 26th 2012 at 8:39 pm

Could be worse. When Hamlet was a kitten he tried to eat one of Momma's toenail clippings. Not only was it gross, but it convinced Momma that if she ever dies here in the condo and no one finds her body, we will eat her.
Purred by: Callie (Catster Member)

May 26th 2012 at 8:51 pm

I don't eat Mom's hair but I do like to try to groom it when she is sitting on the couch. She doesn't seem to appreciate the part where I tub on it though.
Purred by: Callie (Catster Member)

May 26th 2012 at 8:53 pm

oops, should be tug, not tub in my prior comment. It's so hard to type with paws sometimes!
Purred by: Minko (Catster Member)

May 26th 2012 at 9:38 pm

Yuck is right...I like to groom my pawrents' heads, sheesh, they don't do such a good job, and they need help getting all that hairspray out of there...MOL!
Purred by: Toki (Catster Member)

May 26th 2012 at 11:56 pm

HEHEHE. that happened to me once too. And my mom got grossed out too, even though it's her fault. Maybe our moms should furminate their own heads- heeheehee. Mom just said to me that it wouldn't work because they don't have an undercoat.
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

May 27th 2012 at 3:12 am

I used to chew on my oldest girl's hair. MOL!
Purred by: River (Catster Member)

May 27th 2012 at 3:52 am

Wait... you don't eat hair? I groom mommy's head constantly! How else would she know I lovied her? I mean... I guess I could show it other ways, but I think the grooming thing works!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

May 27th 2012 at 7:32 am

OMC Jack gross! MOL. YOu wanna know a secret? We'll eat anything we're not supposed to. Mom gets mad because we won't eat the rest of the food in our plates but we'll eat the dried up crumbs on the floor next to our plates. She says we don't make sense but I say we don't have to, we are cats darn it! We're complicated! That's a good idea Toki, maybe I'll get out the furminator and try it on mom. River I don't like the taste of mommy's shampoo. Minko mom doesn't normally use hair spray so I don't have to worry about that but she uses this softening stuff after she gets out of the shower. MOL Calie, I like the "tub" one instead. MOL
Purred by: Natasha (Catster Member)

May 27th 2012 at 9:58 am

I found it so tasty...When my mommy and her daughter came to adopt me, I licked their hair so much. Her daughter had to wear a ski hat for months because I loved to lick human hair. It tastes so good.....You will see me mark them up all over and the hair was a treat for me....Ymmmmmmmmm...
Purred by: River (Catster Member)

May 27th 2012 at 2:35 pm

I have to work extra hard when mommy gets her hair colored, cause then it's SUPER STINKY and I needs to groom it all out. She can't pick me up and hug me or sit anywhere where I can get near her head for at least a day, cause I'd eat her whole head if she did that!
Purred by: Blade (Catster Member)

May 27th 2012 at 3:50 pm

Mol. We don't groom Mommys hair very often. Mommy says she doesn't like the feeling, Mol.
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

May 27th 2012 at 6:35 pm

Blade this was from off the floor so I didn't lick it off mommy's head. MOL River, you've told that story before I think,sound familiar. Natasha I didn't know you did that!
Purred by: Monster (Catster Member)

May 28th 2012 at 10:40 am

Mom's hair is already short, but I like to give her a trim now and then.
Purred by: Skylar db#39A (Catster Member)

May 28th 2012 at 7:23 pm

I like to re-style Mom's hair once in a while. A paw here and a lick there and then she is presentable! MOL!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

May 29th 2012 at 7:29 pm

MOL, nice to know all of you eat human hair on purpose! MOL.
Purred by: Gentleman Jack (Catster Member)

June 6th 2012 at 4:05 am

I love to lick Momcatt's hair and when we have lady visitors I do the same thing but I've never tried hair for a snack...does it cause hairballs?
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

June 6th 2012 at 1:43 pm

I didn't get a chance to find out. She pulled it out of my mouf and it just kept coming! MOL

 

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