The Floof Report

Whoo what a breeze back there!

May 23rd 2012 1:13 pm
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So mommy furminated us the other day and she cut my floofy pants off. Yes you heard me right. I was upset at first, I didn't know what she was doing. But I have to admit, the breeze back there feels FINE! I've been running around with my tail way up there in the air and letting the my fanny cool off, feels great!! I think I like being floofless in the pantaloons. I'm not bald mind you, I still have plenty of floof but now my poopies don't stick, she doesn't have to keep raking my bottom with the brush all the time and I'm nice and cool now. I just keep sliding and running and whooo hooo! airy floofy pants are fun! MOL. Try it, you might like it.

That's my big mews for the now! That's it! Nothing else, furry boring lately. MOL. We're hoping to get some thunderstorms soon but I don't know if it'll happen. Me and Lacey like boom booms! Gotta go, I gotta run across the kitchen now. VVVVVRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM.

 
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

May 23rd 2012 at 9:06 pm

MOL - I got short hair so I don't know much about da fluffy pantaloons, but getting them dirty doesn't sound like fun. So maybe it's better to be airy back there!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

May 23rd 2012 at 9:11 pm

Jezz, was that you who did those three Kimberley's up above? I can't delete them it won't let me.
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

May 23rd 2012 at 9:22 pm

Yeah, it was me. My silly typist is not used to having to pick an author to comment and couldn't figure out why it wasn't letting her post.
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

May 23rd 2012 at 9:32 pm

MOL, that's okay. As long as I know who it is. Silly mommy!
Purred by: Henry (Catster Member)

May 23rd 2012 at 9:59 pm

No floofy pantaloons?Hmmmm Maybe meowmy will do the same fur me!
Hugs
King Henry
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

May 23rd 2012 at 10:05 pm

I know it sounds scary Henry but mom didn't cut them close, just enough so I'm still furry but not super duper floofy. I'm still floofy everywhere else. Matter of fact, you can see my floofy tail even better now!
Purred by: Alexander, Dreamboat #110 (Catster Member)

May 23rd 2012 at 10:34 pm

You are still one handsome dude. It must feel nice to not have poopies stick to you....and the smell that comes with them...Thank your mommy...
Purred by: Blizzard AKA The Catfather (Catster Member)

May 24th 2012 at 12:01 am

Wees has boomers here. glad. sends the CAT to the bedroom..peaces for a bit!

A naked butt??? No tanks. mees got Catfather dignity to upholds, besides, daddy has a/c on
Purred by: Beepers (Catster Member)

May 24th 2012 at 1:02 am

I think I'm glad my fur is short to begin with!
Purred by: littleboy (Catster Member)

May 24th 2012 at 1:31 am

Dude I am glad you like it and it feels cooler for you but I gotta say ain't nobody putting not furmintor or buzzer or sissors back there near by poop shoot enough has been cut off from that area.
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

May 24th 2012 at 1:43 am

HEH, HEH, HEH. Listen to you guys all scared and stuff. I didn't like it while she was doing it and no, no buzzers. Just the scissors in the pantaloon area. But now I'm FREEEEEEEE.
Purred by: Molly Angel (Catster Member)

May 24th 2012 at 2:16 am

Mom used to cut mine sometimes. She called it putting my shorts on for the summer. heeheee. Better then getting the "long pants" dunked in the sink for a cleaning.
Purred by: Sammy (Catster Member)

May 24th 2012 at 2:24 am

MOL! The same thing happened to me, Finn. Mom was tired of furminating my poopie pants, so she trimmed my floofy pantaloons. I didn't like it at first, but now I enjoy the cool breeze back there!
Purred by: WeBeesSiameezers (Catster Member)

May 24th 2012 at 3:42 am

OMC! MOL! We are glad that we haven't got floof to deal with...at least not like you have!

Once in a rare while we do get some poopies that try to velcro themselves to our buttends, but the kitchen floor gets rid of them or the carpet...we keep telling meowmy that she needs to put dsome TP down on the floor...esp fur that siully dog-guy...scooting is FUN!
Sounds like you got some of your 'Zoom' back, Finney!
Purred by: Laura W

May 24th 2012 at 1:45 pm

we doez knot have much in da way oh floof but if we knead a butt breeze we just put R butts rite over de A/C vent...

:)
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

May 24th 2012 at 2:14 pm

MOL Molly! That's exactly right, no dunking my bum in the sink now. Sammy it does feel great doesn't it? It's like a breath of fresh air literally! Yes WeBees, that's what I didn't like either was trying to get that awful stuck poop off my bum and just smelling myself up all the time. Now it's just falling off! whoo hoo! I'm now a breezy guy!
Purred by: Toki (Catster Member)

May 25th 2012 at 3:20 pm

It's like you have a new pair of pants just in time for summer. Instead of floofy pants, you're wearing skinny jeans.
You know, my mom just bought a Furminator for me, and she was so surprised at how much fur she brushed out. I have very short fur, and I don't shed much at all, so she thought she wouldn't get much. But low and behold, a TON of fur came out. And I didn't look bald after, which she was worried about.
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

May 25th 2012 at 3:44 pm

Toki I like that! Skinny jeans. You know why the furminator works? It's gets the under coat of the fur. Feels great after doesn't it? And your fur looks shiny and is so soft. I like the furminator. I like to try and bite it, MOL.

 

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