November 26th 2011 3:28 pm
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Lacey will be writing a thank you diary shortly for her gotcha day. She started one last night when I interrupted momma's typing with my stench. I am a creative boy, I must say. Me and Lacey had a serious case of the zoomies, running up and down the stairs and having fun. When I felt the need to empty myself. I went in the box and to my defense I did try to poop there. I got a piece stuck to my floofy pants (as usual) and momma came running with a paper towel. Boy she doesn't fool around anymore! She just whips me around now and plucks it right out of there. I wasn't happy and I let her know it. She said "Finney just shut up! You stink." WELL! I NEVER!
So because momma was so rude I got her back good. I went inside my toy cubicle and pooped a big one in there. She had no idea I did this either. I was in there and I was digging with my big paws and when she came over, there wasn't anything in there, YET. So later on when she went into the kitchen to get something, WWWWHOOOOOEEEEYYYYY! She almost passed out and gagged at the same time. She couldn't find it and then realized I dropped a couple of atom bombs in the cubie. MOL. Nice of me huh? It stunk up the WHOLE kitchen BADDDDD!
Boy was she mad! I warned her not to pick my bum!!! But she wouldn't listen. So then she had to get some soapy water stuff and wash my cubie. Lacey first tried to go in there and bury it like there was litter or something. She's so used to cleaning up after me. Mom was like "NOOOOOO, get out of there!!" She was nervous Lacey would step in it and get stinky. That was my plan ya know. MOL
So after that I sucked up to mom for hours and batted my long eyelashes, rubbed my face on her fingers and gave her knee kisses. Cause I know how to get to her, I'm a smart boy. She can't stay mad at me. She did call me a stinky boy all night though. Hmmph! The funny thing was that during the day it was 63 degrees and we had the windows open. I waited until it as night time in the 40s. MOL! Told ya I was smart. I plan these things out.
I wasn't done there! Then I went in the box about an hour later and pooped another big one. I did NOT bury it at all and left my stench there for her to enjoy once again. Aren't I generous? I'm a giver, I'm telling ya! After that mom was singing the song "You dropped a bomb on me" all night. MOL. Thanks mom!
Okay I gotta let Lacey do her thank you diary now and then we have to thank some kitties for the yummy turkey prezzies we got. Hope you enjoyed today's edition of the Floofy Poop Report!
OMC! Finney! You don't get mad, you get even,eh? I have to empathize with your mama here. Mine also is sensitive to smells to the point of gagging.
None of has pooped outside the box, ever.
It is one of my mom's biggest fears.
You better watch out,your mom may have the last laugh and shave your floofy pants!
Please try to behave?
Behave? Say whaaa? MOL. Not me, I am not a conformist.
Your a giver? Your something! Pure terror is the first thing to come to mind. In our house it's always Zoe making the messes.
Man! What's with the insults. What happened to sticking by your friends! MOL MOL MOL
You in competition with Blizzard?? he doesn't cover either, and boy. THAT CAT STINKS!!! Whoops got to go...here comes stinky..I mean Blizz!! Bye
Hehehe. Teddy Bears is right- be careful your mom doesn't shave your fancy pants off.
She'd have to catch me first Toki, I would have a fit! I yell at her super loud just for trying to wipe my floofy pants. Can you imagine the screeches? MOL Kringle! I don't know if I want to be smelling Blizz or vice versa. Does Blizz poop in odd places though?
EXCUSES MEES??? I's do not STINK!! I's has a pleasant aroma!!! And NO cat betters disagree!!!
KRINGLE!!! Come here yous!!! yous gonna get it!!!
SEE? Now you're gonna get it alright! MOL. I'm with you Blizz, they should feel lucky to be in the same room with our fragrance.
Dude about your comment earlier "sticking with your friends". Guess what, you've got something sticking with you and it's no friend. MOL! Stinky pants! Worse than wearing corduroys.
MOL, NICE! very nice Zach. See if I don't make fun of your massive explosions from last week.
Okay so my stomach wasn't right last week. Normally my poop smells like roses.
GOOD GRIEF! (As Zoe walks away rolling her eyes at Zach)
Zoe, I'm with you! roses! YEAH RIGHT!
Wow...you are the gift the keeps on giving MOL!
MOL, you could say that, yes. MOL
dude you are so wrong to not cover really there are not many cats here that do that but when they do I gotta be the one to clean up after them and it aint right.
Really that aint right ya mommma should not have to cover for ya or clean up outside the box unless it it ed due cat urine scent to mark your territory
Where in the world are the fun kitties tonight? Jeez! I didn't know I was going to get blasted in my own diary.
Moma always has to "wipe" my not so fluffy pants, stuff kinda hang around back there and I am not about to lick it wheeeee
ok really I just cannot get to it something about my hip
MOL NOL that is too funny
MOL MOL MOL. Thank you Momma Ivey! You made me laugh so hard!
MOL glad you got a good laugh mom does not laugh to much when she has to clean me up but I don't fight her at all I kinda like knowing I do not have to "clean" that with my tongue. :) wonder why other lady cats do not find that disgusting? ummmm
Who said we don't? It's just that we HAVE to! Blech.
I wrote a poem about this in my last diary. YOU ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR FOR DANGLES!!! THEY stick to YOU.
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!! This is what I am trying to say darn it! Tink, you are so wise.
uh, Blizz, bud, YOU STINK!!!
Oh Finney, I love your floofy pants but you best be careful....I can hear a shaver in the background....Meowmy took me and put me in headlock while she clipped my pantaloons today before taking me to her Aunts..... I guess I had a small "willnot" that just will not drop HEHEHEHE
MOL Gypsy and Harley!!! Harley I like that "willnot" I think that's a keeper. Poor you. I feel so bad! I think I would freak if momma tried to shave me.
Awesome - a new name!! Willnots, kinda like knots!! MOL MOL!!
How utterly disgusting! Ugh-boycats!
you need to have that floofy posterior shaved!
Probably a good thing meowmy was too busy to say anything here...Pee-UUU!!
Meowmy gets to smell stinky junks at her work,. and in the kitty boxes here, and now in the diaries, MOL!!
I think she could use a clothespin for Catmas!
uh, Natalie..not just boycats. Panda is worse than Blizz!!!!
Ow, Panda!!! Sorry, but it's true!! Uh-oh!!! Bye!! (Off to hide )
Now Kringle, me and you are buds. (okay, I'm your only bud) But I wont put up with you telling horrible stories about the sweet Panda. Her poop smells like roses too and it never sticks!
Oh YEA it does!!!! Cats, yous really DO stink!!!, I's gots to goes to window!!! (GAG) (CHOKE)
Zach it's the second time in a coupla weeks that you spelled stink like stick - are you using an autocorrect?
No Tink. Mom has dyslexia of her two fore fingers. MOL! Mom types so fast, you guys are lucky you can read any of it. She's never been a great typist but types fast enough for here and at work. Seriously though, She really does have number dyslexia, they found that out in the fourth grade math. She could never do any job that was heavy with numbers like accounting.
Don't know why I keep typing it wrong. That stinks!
I see you guys are all having a poopy good time here! MOL! I love how you're all blaming each other for being the stinkiest.
Zach and Zoe both stinked up the house last week! PHEW!
Mom is still laughing at the dyslexia of the fore fingers. Did you know you have one eye that is more dominate than the other? Did you know it can be opposite of your dominate hand? A diver friend of Mom's told her that today, she thought it was really fascinating. Okay, enough with human body quirks!
I thank Tink would smell like roses....I want to smell like Mom's favorite candle "Apple Crisp".
Nope, actually I smell just like apple crisp!
(Mom says Snow is the stinky one, but the pee smell from both of us gets to her more)
OMC Tink, I had an accident last year on the heater vent. Mom did everything she knew to get rid of the hot pee smell and then she had an aha moment. "we have plastic registers" She chunked the old one and all is well again. She was so afraid Dad was going to say that's it with the cats! He loves us but he can't handle our smells.
Yuck!!! Mom says a little bit goes a llllloooonnnnnngggggg way!!!
Nothing like waking up to that smell! Mom went on line for tips on cleaning it up and it turns out to be it's actually a somewhat common problem.
She wound up using a emzine based spray to clean the inside of the duct itself.
This site is SO SO SO slow tonight!! GRRRR HIIISSS
Pretty quick for me.
we iz just now gettin over thisa way....all we gotta say be tween laffin iz
eggs cell ant werk buddy
eggs cell ant werk !!!!
we dunno much bout math but we think this is geom atree
MOL, thanks Tabbies! Don't know much math either but I agree, poop = squared