The Floof Report

Poopy pancakes and other mews

November 19th 2011 7:02 pm
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So yesterday mommy was having what Tink calls "an UGLY cry" and it started long before we got the news that Tigger had gone to the bridge. Mommy had to let out all sorts of stress and stuff, there's been so much going on and STILL going on! Never mind, it's about her health insurance and she says she doesn't want to talk about it. She's too mad and wants to forget about it for awhile.

So anywho! Mommy went and lay down on the couch for a short nap around 4:30 pm. Me and Lacey were furry concerned about her so we followed her into the living room. Lacey went and laid down on the chair across from mom and I went and lay down inside my little pink cubie (yes, real men like pink too!).

Mom was really tired and fell asleep fast but she kept waking up and doing the sniffy. "what is that SMELL!! Finney is that you? Who did that!?" I did not say anything and neither did Lacey. Well, it still smelled and mommy just rolled over and took her short nap. Then she got up to go downstairs and give our cousin Midnight her nightly medicine. She came back upstairs and said "it SILL SMELLS! where is that coming from?!" Couldn't find it. But I was in a foul mood and she thought it was because I didn't like her ugly cry so she just ignored it.

Then later on after talking with Tigger's daddy for awhile on the puper and crying some more (jeez mom give it a rest!), she decided we needed a wipey bath which she had been putting off. I had a nice surprise waiting for her. She went to rub my bum with the kitty wipey and there was a nice, big, dried up, poopy pancake stuck to my buttocks! YUP! And boy did it stink too! I flattened it good. She even found some of it I had wiped on the floor HOURS earlier, just for her! MOL.

So of course in true fashion I did not want her to get it off my bum even though that's what I was trying to do all day. Don't ask me why, I have no idea why it bugs me but it does. Well she was having none of that catitude. She went into the bafroom, got her little hair cutting scissors, spun me around backwards really fast, lifted my tail and cut that sucker off! PLUNK! On the floor, my cute pancake I had made for my mommy. "mom I spent a long time on that! don't throw it away!" But she did! How ungrateful! I mean really! I know she was grouchy but I was just trying to give her something else to do and think about. What's wrong with that?!!!

 
Purred by: Groucho (In Memory) (Catster Member)

November 19th 2011 at 7:13 pm

Being the best scooter of poopies in this furmily...I hope that she decided that the 'pancake' was so delectable that she had to have it for herself! MOL! Did she thank you fur it?? I hope so! MOL!

And wasn't the art deco pooper-doopery great and artistic, momcat?

I used to do a lot of criss crossing and long trails...too bad catster was way before my time...MOL!

Somehow I haven't been able to teach this skill to Pipo or Minko, though Pipo will leave freshly baked offerings to spread their lovely aroma all over the room, cause he doesn't cover up...
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

November 19th 2011 at 7:17 pm

That's the thing Groucho! She threw it in the turlet and flushed it! That was MINE!

I love those terms btw. I think we need to add those to the poop dictionary.

I don't cover mine either and first thing when mommy wakes up in the morning and opens her bedroom door... BAM! Ea de Finney! MOL
Purred by: Eva V

November 19th 2011 at 7:17 pm

Finney! Dude! Generous pal! You gifted your mom with a poopie pancake and she was not greateful?!You want my mom to have a talk with your mom? I mean, seriously!
Purred by: Skylar db#39A (Catster Member)

November 19th 2011 at 7:19 pm

I see a diary pick in your future for this one!
Purred by: Roni (Catster Member)

November 19th 2011 at 7:20 pm

Oh I hate when Mom has to give my floofy pants a trim!
Purred by: Pipo (Catster Member)

November 19th 2011 at 7:22 pm

Meowmy says those stinks are enough to cause her to wilt...I think I shall do this whe the time comes for company...wouldn't that be nice? By the way, don't you think it is a more distinguished stank than say, old tinkles? They seem to have a universal odor, but now the turdlets, they are all so individually marked with scents...
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

November 19th 2011 at 7:24 pm

MOL! I haven't had a diary pick in AGES! Milo I know. She just doesn't get it. Roni thankfully she didn't cut much off so you can't tell where she cut it. I would be so embarrassed if I had a big space in my fanny flooferies.
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

November 19th 2011 at 7:27 pm

MOL, turdlets. I agree Pipo. Pee pee smell is just VILE!
Purred by: WeBeesSiameezers (Catster Member)

November 19th 2011 at 8:04 pm

We juist got error 3a over in Lacey's diary...whatevfur!

Well we need to go to bed, so we will go and send you our thoughts over the dreamland wires!
Purrs!
Nighty-night!


PS: This is what meowmy wanted to post in Lacey's diary:
We are off to bed, too...have to rise before the sun does to get to church on time...night-night! It sure was a load of fun...glad that meowmy didn't have to go to work this weekend!
Purred by: Newman (Catster Member)

November 19th 2011 at 8:28 pm

Poopie pancakes are pawsome - I've had a few myself, and the MRS. thinks they are so gross!
Purred by: Gumpy Sweet Boy (Catster Member)

November 19th 2011 at 8:57 pm

I've had poopie pancakes stuck on my floofy pants, but I also just left mom a nice round soft pancake pile on the floor yesterday. I've been expermenting outside the box lately - it helps Mom inspect my poop that way.
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

November 20th 2011 at 1:51 am

MOL - I don't think your momma appreciated that pancake!
Purred by: Hamlet (Catster Member)

November 20th 2011 at 5:16 am

Must be a long-haired thing, because I've never had a poopie pancake, but I remember Momma talking about Bob having Klingons and Not-the-Momma saying Bob had stinky britches.
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

November 20th 2011 at 8:32 am

Gumpy how come? Are you having accidents?
Purred by: Biggles (Catster Member)

November 20th 2011 at 10:07 am

Nice gift..we love to give those to my Mommy and Daddy too.
You call it the ugly cry? Mom says we are calling for our Poopies..

"Poopies, where are you???? Please come and visit us."

Fluffy is the best at making pancakes. He has a date with the shearers really soon. Last week, he freaked out jumped up on our dining room table and right on Mom's papers left her a stinky gift. Dinner anyone?
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

November 20th 2011 at 10:12 am

Gross!!!! MOL, that's talent. I'm a little jealous. MOL. Biggles can't you poop?
Purred by: Biggles (Catster Member)

November 20th 2011 at 10:32 am

You bet it is..YUCK!!

I can poop just fine...no worries. I left them one last night for the ages. Stink, color, and consistancy. You would be proud Finney.

Every once in a while some of us call it.. Mom wishes she knew if we were doing it because it hurts or that we are just feeling that it is coming.
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

November 20th 2011 at 10:51 am

It's not normal to meow while pooping. If someone is straining that's not good. Can she tell if it's hard?
Purred by: Biggles (Catster Member)

November 20th 2011 at 10:56 am

Mom and Dad will have to stop being dinks and notice next time. Mom doesn't think so. It doesn't happen all the time and I am not doing it right now.
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

November 20th 2011 at 10:58 am

MOL!!! I can't believe you said that word!! MOL. Well, it's furry important to check it and make sure it's not hard and there's no blood.
Purred by: Biggles (Catster Member)

November 20th 2011 at 11:14 am

Oh, no blood..Mom would notice that.
Purred by: Zachery Tristan (Catster Member)

November 20th 2011 at 7:37 pm

What in the bleep are you talking about! Saying nobody has hardly read your and Lacey diary. Your full of poop! Sorry just had to say that.

I don't even want to thank about pooping sense I've had the D word for two and half days.
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

November 20th 2011 at 7:45 pm

MOL, NICE!!! You had the D word? How come? What's going on with the food situation there?
Purred by: Tigger ~ Loved Forever (Catster Member)

November 20th 2011 at 8:55 pm

Bob has the fowlest smelling poopies in the household! *snicker*
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

November 20th 2011 at 9:02 pm

Hey! You made it! Does Bob know this or is it just concensus? MOL
Purred by: Tigger ~ Loved Forever (Catster Member)

November 20th 2011 at 9:39 pm

I got it straight from my mommy! MOL
Purred by: Tigger ~ Loved Forever (Catster Member)

November 20th 2011 at 9:40 pm

Bob has floofypants and if he has a loose poopie, it sticks! Unfortunately, Manx cats often have poopie problems because of their lack of tail and supporting musculature.
Purred by: Pepper (Catster Member)

November 21st 2011 at 5:05 am

I'm glad I do not have floofy panties, as Mommy says I can "raise the dead" and do not need to "carry" them around!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

November 21st 2011 at 9:16 am

MOL Pepper!!!!!!! That's furry stinky if you can raise the dead. And they stink pretty bad themselves so that's not good. You must REALLY stink carrying them around. MOL
Purred by: Mr D - D'boat #19 (Catster Member)

November 21st 2011 at 11:31 am

Heee heee poooooo.
Oooooo .....the joys of having the human catfused. You must have enjoyed watching her sniffing around the house.
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

November 21st 2011 at 11:43 am

Guess what I just did? Momma went out to the store and when she came back she almost passed out from the smell! MOL. She was going to change my box anyways but now I made sure of it. It's only 44 degrees and she had to open every window in here. MOL
Purred by: Lottie Ua Cellaigh (Catster Member)

November 21st 2011 at 7:32 pm

My mom says we have a mystery. Dad likes mysteries and watches them on the peeplz box called TV. So we kitties wanted to give him a mystery. One of us is puttin' poopy presents wrapped up in the bathroom rug. It is kinda close to the peeplz poopy box, isn't it? anyway, now Dad can figure out who done it!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

November 21st 2011 at 7:34 pm

VERY nice Lotti! I love a good mystery. Better to hear about it from you though. MOL.
Purred by: Zachery Tristan (Catster Member)

November 21st 2011 at 7:39 pm

Sorry I didn't get back with you earlier. Mom's best guess of why I was having the D word was a bad bag of food. Mom went and bought us some pumpkin, she figured a little bit will help the situation and also bought some good for us canned food for the re-hydrating factor.

I seem to be doing a lot better now.

PS- Gris got his second feline leuk shot today. Doc gave him the antidote shot first and it really helped. You can still tell he's not feeling 100% but nothing like last time. I mean Mom stayed out of work to watch him last time. Remember, he had to go back to get a shot to reduce his fever.
Purred by: Gossy (Catster Member)

November 25th 2011 at 2:39 pm

I used to leave 'dingle berries' for my moms to pick up. Usually they stepped on one or two first! They stuck in my floofy pants, but I didn't like it at all so I'd run around and shake my back legs so they'd scatter.

They've gone away now, since changing food several months ago.
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

November 25th 2011 at 8:24 pm

MOL MOL Gossy!!! That's pawsome! Stepping on a dingle berry! Although I know what you mean. That's why I get poopy pancakes. I'm trying to scootch it off. Only happens once in awhile thank goodness.

 

Finnegan (Finney)


 

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