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A horrid beast

October 27th 2011 11:11 pm
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That's what mom is calling me tonight. A horrid beast! I don't know what my deal is, if I'm hot in the floofy pants or what. But I can't control myself. All night long I've been after Lacey, wrecking the house, going after mom's curtains again. OH! Wait a minute, here comes Lacey. I have to go and bite her in the bum. Why am I being this way? I don't know. Mom says maybe we're bored because it's so cold we can't open the windows anymore.

I have to say though she gave me a BIG time out. Something she hasn't done in a long time. She was sooooooo mad at me! She was trying to eat a bowl of cereal while watching tv and because I would not stop trying to rip those drapes down, she got up fast and spilled half of it on the floor. OOOOOOH! She was beyond POed.

She even tied the drapes way up so I can't reach them just while I'm in there and I keep going after the blinds now. I'm banging them against the windows and trying to break them. Mom yelled at me, pointed the bad boy finger at me and told me to GET OUT NOW! And that was it. For an hour and a half me and Lacey were confined to the kitchen. Lacey and I have to both be punished because we'll just claw at the door to see each other.

So I waited and waited and waited for what seemed like FUREVER and finally my mommy emerged. She still looked mad but she bent down and gave me a few chin scritches and said "I'm still mad at you, you're being so bad". But the look in her eyes was "I still love you Finney, do it some more!" So I was good for about a half an hour and now I've got Lacey joined in.

Mom says as long as we're driving each other crazy she doesn't care! But to leave her out of it. I don't think I can do that. I really don't. It's not my fault mom! I'm possessed! Maybe I'm just so excited about Newmie's Poopology book coming out. I'll blame it all on Newmie! Okay now I'm running around trilling and jumping on Lacey. Mom says there must be a storm coming. The weather guy said we may get a nor'easter here on Saturday night. Oh boy, that's not going to sit well with mom. It's only October!!!!

Purr for me kitties. Purr that I don't make mommy so mad she bans me from the bedroom all night and doesn't speak to me! I can't take the silent treatment, anything but that! Oh the horror!

A horrid dare she! MOL

P.S. Now mom is laughing at us because we're scaring each other and jumping like 3 feet in the air. OH HERD OF ELEPHANTS RUNNING AND IT'S 2 AM! MOL. See? I told you she can't stay mad! What power I have. Gotta go! I see another curtain I can rip!

Purred by: Tiny Mighty MoeMoe~Dreamette # (Catster Member)

October 27th 2011 at 11:25 pm

MOL Finney try that crazzinesss times SIX and that is kinda how it is here. The weather change is FUN! You wanna come join us? IT is not really cold here yet just a change and dad kinda helps my mom chll if she starts to get to upset over our wild days but most of the time they just LOL at us.
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

October 27th 2011 at 11:28 pm

But Tiny! Do you rip the curtains down?!!! She doesn't mind us getting crazy fun, she loves it. But she says I'm being a grade A brat. Sheesh! Try to cut loose once in awhile and I get in trouble. I'm trying to make up for it right now. I'm in my little bed purring and kneading and my back feet keep going way up in the air. MOL. she's cracking Tiny, I can feel it.
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

October 27th 2011 at 11:55 pm

MOL! Sounds like you are being real crazy!
Purred by: Monida (Catster Member)

October 28th 2011 at 12:24 am

I always act crazy before a storm moves in! Mom says I'm better than any weatherman!

Today, I knew mom had to get up early, so I made sure she was awake all night so she wouldn't miss her alarm. I'm pretty thoughtful that way! MOL!!!
Purred by: Blizzard AKA The Catfather (Catster Member)

October 28th 2011 at 1:16 am

yous has definately been takin lessons from Kringle on hows to annoy everyfur!!!
Purred by: Misha (In Loving Memory) (Catster Member)

October 28th 2011 at 1:53 am

MOL! MOL! Did you explain that you were only trying to have a little fun. After all, she WAS ignoring you!
Purred by: River (Catster Member)

October 28th 2011 at 2:03 am

In this house there is only one true sin... ignoring the River Cat or the Moe Moe Toes! If you try to do this... well, let's just say, we get our way in the end! hehehehe!
Purred by: MILO BLUE EYES DB#73 (Catster Member)

October 28th 2011 at 6:19 am

Sounds like u jus' might haz a TAD o' Catrophobia's!? Hmm? Yeps ya does know us kitties r way psychic 'n we know's when somethin' up 'n comin'!~ Ya jus' needs some time to zoom 'n get it all outta ur system! Somethin' up if'n ur be's climbin' dem curtains, buddy! 'n now ya gonna go 'n blame Newmie too! MOL!
Is goin' to be's a purrfectly pawsome poopie book drop!~ Yay, fur Newman! Him susha kewl dood~!
MOL! Ya know Mallee bite's me on da Bum too, jus' like dat! But lately I been gettin' her back 'n I bite back! Gotta fend fur ourself's too, efen though, I try to remain a gentle man cat always. She is a pest! But I love's my sisfur jus' like u love beautifur Lacey! Bro, time to show 'em purrs 'n nudges to ur mommy so her not continue to stay POed at U~ I know her can't stay mad atcha long, pal!!!

Hugs 'n prrts 'n purrs,
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

October 28th 2011 at 7:01 am

River did you know you just made a rhyme? MOL. oh man, mom just turned on the computer to see that we have a WINTER STORM WARNING for tomorrow! 2-5 inches! WHAT!??? Is this April Fools Day or Halloween? Mom's not happy. But that might explain a little of my shenanigans. Just a little, not all of it. MOL.
Purred by: Gumpy Sweet Boy (Catster Member)

October 28th 2011 at 7:45 am

Finney, you big crazy boy, I don't think I could keep up with you. But I know you're a big sweetie too. You just gotta chill sometimes if it's too much for your mom ~ like when you're trying to rip down the drapes, MOL.

Have fun, mommy Lisa! ;)
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

October 28th 2011 at 7:57 am

Gumpy mom is convinced it's because we have a bad storm coming. Me and Lacey were picky eaters all summer and last night and this morning we sucked down so much food we were like vacuum cleaners! And mom says the birds outside are going through bird food really fast. This is not good.
Purred by: Harrison Dreamboat #91 (Catster Member)

October 28th 2011 at 8:32 am

Sounds like you got the zip zap zooms! Kitty P gets them sometimes, and I got some yesterday! I was zoomin around the bedroom and trying to catch the toys, but Mom wasn't playing with them MOL! It sounds like you is a weather predictor and are getting all your energy out so when the snow comes you can just cuddle up with Lacey and your mom!
Purred by: Callie (Catster Member)

October 28th 2011 at 11:33 am

You guys are crazy!
Purred by: Zachery Tristan (Catster Member)

October 28th 2011 at 6:35 pm

No Callie, crazy doesn't quit explain them, try certifiable. Blizz they have been taking lesson's from Kringle.
Purred by: Alex R

October 29th 2011 at 6:20 am

This all sounds pretty normal to me. I am a crazy zoomer myself! - MOL!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

October 29th 2011 at 9:12 am

This was an EXCEPTIONALLY abnormal zoom and destroy mission. Trust me! It must have been the oncoming weather. No snow here yet but it's freezing and gray and gross.
Purred by: Precious (Catster Member)

October 30th 2011 at 2:29 pm

Is it a Full Moon at your house???? Maybe you are under a Halloween Witches Spell???????????? You sure have loads of energy... Should send this crazy doxie fursis pupper to your house. You wanna run... she'll run til the cows come home!
I prefer a good quality nap........
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

October 30th 2011 at 5:13 pm

Precious we're not normally this cuckoo anymore. I think it was the oncoming snowstorm we had here last night. CRAZY weather and way too early! Can we have full moons at separate houses? MOL. Maybe, that would be cool.
Purred by: Sparky (Catster Member)

November 5th 2011 at 2:25 pm

MOL you got Lacey in time out too? Wow! Hope you weathered the storm there better than we did here!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

November 5th 2011 at 2:29 pm

Hi Sparky! Long time no see buddy. Yeah we had a lot of snow and the power went out all over the place here in NH. Our power flickered a lot all night but thankfully we didn't lose it. SOOOOO thankful for that! There were some people STILL last night just getting their power back on. 7 days later! Sheesh! How much did you get? We got 14 inches here but the very next town over where mommy's sister lives, 22 inches.
Purred by: Alex R

November 5th 2011 at 3:16 pm

Holy Cats! and we haven't even HAD our first snow yet!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

November 5th 2011 at 3:28 pm

Samhain this has NEVER EVER happened here before. It's WAY too early! It broke a 140 year old record of 2 inches. TWO!
Purred by: Blizzard AKA The Catfather (Catster Member)

November 5th 2011 at 3:54 pm

our old record here was 1.5 in, monthly record 2 in. we had 10!!!!
Purred by: Alex R

November 5th 2011 at 3:54 pm

Whoa...I hope this isn't a sign of what the rest of the winter is going to be like!!!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

November 5th 2011 at 4:01 pm

I don't think so Sleeper. The weather people here said nothing makes sense anymore and there is no such thing as a typical "pattern". My grammy says in the old days a big early storm like that would have meant a mild winter. So far since then it's been in the 50s and 60s and Monday may get to 70. So who knows!!!


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